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Women DO have it better Odds-ly Speaking
Topic Started: May 16 2008, 02:28 AM (345 Views)
lori
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Have you ever looked into the statistics of women who fantasize about the ability to, not necessarily change genders, but perpetrate penetration? It's a fairly common fantasy among women. I can't find any statistics, offhand, because all I'm finding are stupid porn sites. We probably don't get it or think of it in exactly the same way, but we do understand, I think, that there's something very different about being on the other end, and that it's, at least, exciting to imagine. On the other hand, there's also something to be said for the converse.

Meh. I'm not communicating this well, because I don't want to venture into discussing it because it's provocative rather than because it's an interesting subject.

I guess the bottom line is while we don't have penetration power, it doesn't mean we can't appreciate it or are ignorant of it.
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All I can say is Isabella Rosellini understands it all.
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I'm not even talking about conscious stuff. I mean primitive animal brain stuff. Women don't have penetration power. At least none that they're born with. So they don't really understand that aspect of it. If they did there would be as many female rapists, buggering men with strap-ons, as there are male rapists.


I smell an old argument.

Do you smell it too, Henry?

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Indeed, the old argument that men are more aggressive sexually, etc.

I'm not bisexual, but women do exist in my sexual past. I know I'm not bisexual because other than a passing curiousity, and the odd "Holy shit, she's hot!", I couldn't ever see myself in a relationship with a woman.

Sex, yes. Relationship? Icky.

I have had dreams where I have a penis, and I bang the shit out of a chick. They certainly were not unpleasurable, and had the same ending as all my sexual dreams.

I also don't think a person has to be penetrated to be dominated...this is, perhaps, a male belief.
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Lea
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I dont know about ick.. but there is a certain feeling of "women are crazy.. why would you want to do anything other than sleep with them".. feeling that suddenly rears up in the face of having a relationship with a female. ;) But then there was always the understanding that this was just a little romp in the experimentation haystack.. and nothing more.





I've never had the penis dream though, I feel a little left out.. <_<
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I also don't think a person has to be penetrated to be dominated...this is, perhaps, a male belief.

It IS a male belief. That's my whole point. I was using it to explain how some men can get off on sexual shennanigans with other men and not be technically gay or even bisexual--just very alpha-male minded.
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It IS a male belief. That's my whole point. I was using it to explain how some men can get off on sexual shennanigans with other men and not be technically gay or even bisexual--just very alpha-male minded.

Steva, being the resident alpha whore (ask Lea, she knows my credentials), I insist that you expound on this. Very interesting statements.
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yah.. you best do what she says... at least if you know what's good for you :unsure:
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Well I think some alpha male types will fuck anything because they like the dominance aspect of it.
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Does dominating a watermelon count? Couch cushion? Pile o' Jello (or as friend T1 says, pile o' liquid)?
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It IS a male belief. That's my whole point. I was using it to explain how some men can get off on sexual shennanigans with other men and not be technically gay or even bisexual--just very alpha-male minded.


I've always thought this an intrinsic component of the motive for wrestling.

Rolling around on the floor with men, trying to dominate them.

UFC and other MMA fighting strike me as an extreme example of this.

One of the positions is even called a "mount."

Here, tell me that this doesn't look gay to you:



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No self-loving gay man would ever find himself in cammo.
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No self-loving gay man would ever find himself in cammo.


I actually had a gay neighbor who would wear a tight, cammo shirt every now and again.

He also had a tight-fitting Navy Uniform with a patch on it that read "Rear Admiral."

Not really.

But, yes about the cammo shirt.
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Well there is a pretty fine line between sex and rasslin'. In fact rasslin' is pretty good foreplay. So long as you don't get really competitive and dislocate something. That can kill the mood.
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The only thing that I dislocate during rasslin' foreplay is my penis.

I dislocate it from my pants.

And relocate it into one of the woman's orifices.

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No self-loving gay man would ever find himself in cammo.
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Well, obviously I can't....
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Obviously.
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sooo...

if i were to date men and women, i'd be more likely to not only get laid, but find my soulmate.

yeah.
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