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Any women here NOT looking forward to..
Topic Started: May 18 2008, 07:00 AM (445 Views)
stevapalooza
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..the Sex & The City movie? Please someone shatter the stereotype.
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Lea
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um... it took me a while to get into sex and the city.. and then they had that episode where charlotte is all in a tizz about her current boyfriend wanting to have anal sex. and I laughed. I laughed because I had been there and said "no". I laughed because I had that discusion.. in a CAB with my friends (one who is gay.. and knows more about anal than i cared to know)...and i laughed because i know lori.. and she does do that.. and for all the reasons listed and probably more.


PLus i call soundslikemusictome "charlotte" just because of that episode. Wes and I popped her "cherry" so to speak. I doubt she's looked at the words "docking" or "snow balling" quite the same since our little "chat"


So yah.. i want to watch.. i want to see what sam is up to and if Mr Big really is marriage material.

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I'm more of a HellRaiser fan.
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I wish I still had 3 other girl friends that I had no urge to scratch their eyeballs out.... then we could all go see it :D.

I'll probably just download it illegally.

:)
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i've seen a few episodes but i wasnt a major fan...no reason really.

i was probably too caught up in the Sopranos to have any room left for cackling girlfriends.... although at the time i never gave it much thought.


i'll probably wait till its out on video and rent it when my husband is off doing something else.
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Lea
May 18 2008, 09:00 AM
PLus i call soundslikemusictome "charlotte" just because of that episode. Wes and I popped her "cherry" so to speak. I doubt she's looked at the words "docking" or "snow balling" quite the same since our little "chat"

i know i can google it, but Lea has such a colorful way of speaking, not to mention the rest of you...

but, what is snowballing?

I got docking from another thread. Thanks, guys.

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I have watched about 3 and a half seasons on DVD. I just got into other things and I haven't finished yet, but it was actually a good show. With all the nakedness and the, uh, sex, I don't know that it's something a man would be incapable of enjoying. I won't go see the movie though. I have to go see my new imaginary boyfriend, Ironman, and the Indiana Jones movie first.
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May 18 2008, 10:34 PM
Lea
May 18 2008, 09:00 AM
PLus i call soundslikemusictome "charlotte" just because of that episode.  Wes and I popped her "cherry" so to speak.  I doubt she's looked at the words "docking"  or "snow balling" quite the same since our little "chat"

i know i can google it, but Lea has such a colorful way of speaking, not to mention the rest of you...

but, what is snowballing?

I got docking from another thread. Thanks, guys.

well my little naive lambchop. Snowballing is when a man ejaculates into a partner's mouth (male or female).. and they then places it (either via spitting or kissing) into his mouth. This can be between "two people" or in the case of an orgy.. "many".


Just like sharing gum only crunchier. :D
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i will not be snowballing any time soon.
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I'd quite like to see it, but I have no girlfriends to watch it with. They all live 200 miles away or more. :(
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never got into watching sex and the city. like someone else mentioned, i was more of a sopranos and six feet under fan.

oh, and also a great fan of manilla.
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that "someone" was me... my name is seren.

i finally get a 'mention' and you cant even call me by name.

you bitch.

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lol.

i was too lazy to scroll.
sorry.
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May 19 2008, 08:09 AM
never got into watching sex and the city. like someone else mentioned, i was more of a sopranos and six feet under fan.

oh, and also a great fan of manilla.

Everyone loves Manilla. Except Gabara.
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I'll probably just download it illegally.



You're going to go see it with me, remember?

Pffft, Prick.
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WAIT!

That works :D
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You fucking weiner.

You already asked me if I wanted to go see it.
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Wes is like Swords' mom, driving up in curlers while Swords is trying to hang with the cool kids.
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Lol.

Thanks, Steva...?
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