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| Tweet Topic Started: May 18 2008, 07:00 AM (446 Views) | |
| Xx_SwordWords_xX | May 20 2008, 10:56 AM Post #21 |
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Was I drunk? LOL I'm not sure which character you or I would be, but we need 2 more..... |
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| Pestiferous | May 20 2008, 01:47 PM Post #22 |
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Euph can be Charlotte. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | May 20 2008, 05:27 PM Post #23 |
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I've always thought of myself as part Charolette... but not entirely.... You're probably half Carrie half Samantha.... if I had to choose. |
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| Pestiferous | May 20 2008, 05:28 PM Post #24 |
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God, hopefully the bottom-half would be Carrie, and the top-half Samantha. |
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| Jelly | May 21 2008, 01:39 PM Post #25 |
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I suppose it would be pushing it to ask you to come down for a cinema trip? The Boy doesn't want to go see it with me |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 22 2008, 10:11 AM Post #26 |
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Sorry chick - I'm skint. And quickly running out of holiday. I just booked off three days because some friends from Oxford are coming to stay, giving me 8 days left for the rest of the year.
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| stevapalooza | May 22 2008, 11:04 AM Post #27 |
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Please god let Dexter get a cameo in this movie. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 22 2008, 11:39 AM Post #28 |
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I love Dexter. And I miss him so much. |
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| cleverscreename | May 26 2008, 01:31 PM Post #29 |
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I loved Dexter too. And i got into Sex and the City because it came on before the Sopranos. My oldest already said we are going to see the movie together.
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| ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle | May 26 2008, 02:36 PM Post #30 |
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I'd sooner develop type 2 diabetes than go to see that trumped up, product-placing, fashion parade of fuck uglies and freaks. Especially the one that looks like a horse dressed like a three year old going to a fairy princess theme party. You know the one, her face is the same shape as a foot. |
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Midway along the journey of our life I woke to find myself in a dark wood, for I had wandered off from the straight path. | |
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| Morguemisericordia | May 26 2008, 02:53 PM Post #31 |
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| Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life. | |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | May 26 2008, 03:43 PM Post #32 |
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So last night we went to see the new Indian Jones movie... while waiting for the movie to start there were some movie facts playing and some came up for the Sex in The City movie.... ....I said to McG, "Koril and I are going to see that together." McG (my husband) responds with "Can I come? You've already made me watch every episode, I might as well see how it turns out." I then said, "well if you come, Euph will have to too then...." McG asks "Do you think he'd want to?"..... ....So today I was going to ask if the four of us should go since Koril and I have practically emasculated you both anyhow.... but it looks like I don't have to bother asking after all.... Koril, can McG come and play the part of Miranda??? |
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| ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle | May 26 2008, 04:28 PM Post #33 |
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To be fair to him, I've had my vagina removed surgically. |
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| Pestiferous | May 26 2008, 07:24 PM Post #34 |
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Oooh, we saw the new Indiana Jones on Saturday! I really liked it, actually. It made me realize there are no good family adventure movies like that anymore...where people are bad because they have russian accents. Euph said he'll come to the movie with us. I guess his vagina grew back. |
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| Lea | May 26 2008, 09:45 PM Post #35 |
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I wish I lived closer to Lori.. because we would definately be going together. Alas I'll have to settle for Craig who will bitch about carrey's dresses and Miranda's hair but drool the shoes. Speaking of shoes. I cannot believe you bitches just glossed over that mega link of bag an shoe heaven. I now hate you all equally. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | May 26 2008, 09:52 PM Post #36 |
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It looks like miranda got some new hair style judging by the previews.... but her teeth always bothered me the most. Oh, and the boyish way she walked. |
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| Pestiferous | May 26 2008, 10:25 PM Post #37 |
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She has odd, weird, yellow little teeth. I never understood why she wouldn't whiten them. Did she not know? I'm going through the link, Lea - I'm disenchanted with handbags at the moment, the little foot fell off my Karen Wilson. However, I emailed her and she replied - asking me to send it right to her house for repairs! But it's still gone for awhile. |
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| Morguemisericordia | May 26 2008, 11:44 PM Post #38 |
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handbags with feet on them?!?! |
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| Pestiferous | May 27 2008, 01:09 AM Post #39 |
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LOL. It has little, silver feet - not feet-feet, but like four little studs on the bottom of it. One of the studs fell off, and needless to say I was not fucking impressed...so I went to her website, and emailed her. She responded the SAME DAY. And it was on Saturday, even. |
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| Morguemisericordia | May 27 2008, 01:38 AM Post #40 |
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ah. i see.
great customer service wins me everytime. what's your wait period? |
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