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Any women here NOT looking forward to..
Topic Started: May 18 2008, 07:00 AM (446 Views)
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Pestiferous
May 19 2008, 11:57 PM
You fucking weiner.

You already asked me if I wanted to go see it.

Was I drunk?

LOL

I'm not sure which character you or I would be, but we need 2 more.....
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Euph can be Charlotte.

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I've always thought of myself as part Charolette... but not entirely....

You're probably half Carrie half Samantha.... if I had to choose.
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God, hopefully the bottom-half would be Carrie, and the top-half Samantha.

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May 19 2008, 08:07 AM
I'd quite like to see it, but I have no girlfriends to watch it with. They all live 200 miles away or more. :(

I suppose it would be pushing it to ask you to come down for a cinema trip? The Boy doesn't want to go see it with me
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Sorry chick - I'm skint. And quickly running out of holiday. I just booked off three days because some friends from Oxford are coming to stay, giving me 8 days left for the rest of the year. :(
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Please god let Dexter get a cameo in this movie.
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I love Dexter. And I miss him so much.
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I loved Dexter too. And i got into Sex and the City because it came on before
the Sopranos. My oldest already said we are going to see the movie together. :clapping:
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I'd sooner develop type 2 diabetes than go to see that trumped up, product-placing, fashion parade of fuck uglies and freaks.

Especially the one that looks like a horse dressed like a three year old going to a fairy princess theme party. You know the one, her face is the same shape as a foot.
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May 26 2008, 02:36 PM
I'd sooner develop type 2 diabetes than go to see that trumped up, product-placing, fashion parade of fuck uglies and freaks.

Especially the one that looks like a horse dressed like a three year old going to a fairy princess theme party. You know the one, her face is the same shape as a foot.

So last night we went to see the new Indian Jones movie... while waiting for the movie to start there were some movie facts playing and some came up for the Sex in The City movie....

....I said to McG, "Koril and I are going to see that together." McG (my husband) responds with "Can I come? You've already made me watch every episode, I might as well see how it turns out." I then said, "well if you come, Euph will have to too then...." McG asks "Do you think he'd want to?".....

....So today I was going to ask if the four of us should go since Koril and I have practically emasculated you both anyhow.... but it looks like I don't have to bother asking after all.... :unsure:

Koril, can McG come and play the part of Miranda???
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To be fair to him, I've had my vagina removed surgically.
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Oooh, we saw the new Indiana Jones on Saturday! I really liked it, actually. It made me realize there are no good family adventure movies like that anymore...where people are bad because they have russian accents.

Euph said he'll come to the movie with us. I guess his vagina grew back.
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I wish I lived closer to Lori.. because we would definately be going together.

Alas I'll have to settle for Craig who will bitch about carrey's dresses and Miranda's hair but drool the shoes.

Speaking of shoes. I cannot believe you bitches just glossed over that mega link of bag an shoe heaven.

I now hate you all equally.
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It looks like miranda got some new hair style judging by the previews.... but her teeth always bothered me the most. Oh, and the boyish way she walked.
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She has odd, weird, yellow little teeth. I never understood why she wouldn't whiten them. Did she not know?

I'm going through the link, Lea - I'm disenchanted with handbags at the moment, the little foot fell off my Karen Wilson. However, I emailed her and she replied - asking me to send it right to her house for repairs!

But it's still gone for awhile.
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handbags with feet on them?!?!
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LOL.

It has little, silver feet - not feet-feet, but like four little studs on the bottom of it. One of the studs fell off, and needless to say I was not fucking impressed...so I went to her website, and emailed her.

She responded the SAME DAY. And it was on Saturday, even.
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ah. i see. :huh:

great customer service wins me everytime. what's your wait period?
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