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| Cygnus-X1 | May 27 2008, 12:23 PM Post #41 |
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It might've been an unbeatable, Summer blockbuster to have combined the premises of Sex and the City and Indiana Jones. Miranda and Carrie, at a sex party, have each retired into separate bedrooms with their men. Suddenly, both Miranda and Carrie frantically emerge from their respective bedrooms. MIRANDA: Please, he's gonna lose it!! I need that last condom!! CARRIE: No time to argue. Throw me the KY, I throw you the condom. MIRANDA: throws Carrie the KY Jelly. CARRIE: taking the KY and condom with her into the bedroom. Adios, seņora. I have an intuition about these things, and I reckon that movie would leave The Dark Knight in the dust. |
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| Evil_Henry | May 27 2008, 09:56 PM Post #42 |
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In Vino Veritas
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It's the luggage from the Discworld series. What else could it be?
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| Evil_Henry | May 27 2008, 10:00 PM Post #43 |
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This is much better than the Indiana Jones and Sex and the City combo. If one of those witless slags found the lament configuration, it'd be a matter of minutes before shoes were used in totally new and exotic ways. ![]() Mutilation and the city |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 28 2008, 12:56 AM Post #44 |
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Davros Valid
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How about C.H.U.D. in the City.... Carnivorous Humanoid Uptown Ditzes. See what becomes of Miranda when allowed to pursue her urban activities unfettered.
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| Evil_Henry | May 28 2008, 12:43 PM Post #45 |
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The series already resembles "Invasion of the body snatchers" in its own way. I'd watch the film finale if, for example, they all had to eat human flesh to survive. I could deal with the shoes and handbags if their relative importance faded as the film wore on, until only the need for meat remains. |
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