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Any women here NOT looking forward to..
Topic Started: May 18 2008, 07:00 AM (444 Views)
Cygnus-X1
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It might've been an unbeatable, Summer blockbuster to have combined the premises of Sex and the City and Indiana Jones.

Miranda and Carrie, at a sex party, have each retired into separate bedrooms with their men. Suddenly, both Miranda and Carrie frantically emerge from their respective bedrooms.

MIRANDA: Please, he's gonna lose it!! I need that last condom!!

CARRIE: No time to argue. Throw me the KY, I throw you the condom.

MIRANDA: throws Carrie the KY Jelly.

CARRIE: taking the KY and condom with her into the bedroom. Adios, seņora.


I have an intuition about these things, and I reckon that movie would leave The Dark Knight in the dust.
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May 26 2008, 11:44 PM
handbags with feet on them?!?!

It's the luggage from the Discworld series.

What else could it be?

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Evil_Henry
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Morguemisericordia
May 18 2008, 11:18 AM
I'm more of a HellRaiser fan.

This is much better than the Indiana Jones and Sex and the City combo. If one of those witless slags found the lament configuration, it'd be a matter of minutes before shoes were used in totally new and exotic ways.

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Mutilation and the city
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Cygnus-X1
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How about C.H.U.D. in the City....

Carnivorous Humanoid Uptown Ditzes.

See what becomes of Miranda when allowed to pursue her urban activities unfettered.

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The series already resembles "Invasion of the body snatchers" in its own way.

I'd watch the film finale if, for example, they all had to eat human flesh to survive. I could deal with the shoes and handbags if their relative importance faded as the film wore on, until only the need for meat remains.

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