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Topic Started: May 20 2008, 02:03 PM (313 Views)
HollyHostess
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so one of my girlfriends is getting another tattoo (like her 7th) and this particular one is going to be a drawing of herself as an angel. :vomit:

well, i gave her my opinion on it - i think it's gayer than aids to put a tattoo of yourself on yourself.

her only defense was "stevo" has one done of himself.

is she is seriously retarded?????????

she's drawing inspiration from a guy on a show called JACKASS? LOL

anyway, what's your take on it.
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ConfusedMonkey
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Retarded.

I knew someone who had her name tattooed on her lower back "EMMA" in big calligraphy style letters. Fucking retarded.
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I have a tattoo - and I can honestly say I would fucking NEVER tattoo anything to do with my name, or my appearance, on my own body.

Your friend is retarded. Genuinely retarded.
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zippy®
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didnt one of chatrat's kids of yesteryear drawn a picture of an angel to be used as a tattoo, which he posted over at tart's comm several years ago?

that should tell you all you need to know about the wisdom of your friend's idea.
did i mention...im shy?
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HollyHostess
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lolol.

we were at the gym this morning and she goes on to tell me how she might be getting 2 new tats! not only the one of herself as an angel, but also one of her children - near her tit or on her lower stomach area.

my foot slipped off the bike pedal when she told me.

my response was, "yeah, you do that, make every guy who ever sucks your tits or goes down on you feel like a pedophile"

i mean, CMON!

i guess i shouldnt care so much, but it's just so fucking gross.
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one or two on a woman is tolerable... any more than that and you just start to look trashy.

and an angel of yourself???? good god.... there arent words for how gay that is.... a man i can see doing something stupid like that, no offense guys, but not a woman!

my brother has alot, i couldnt even give a number... i just know it's too damn many and our last name in huge letters right down his forearm.


just when i think it might be cool for something little, somewhere discreet, i imagine what it will look like to my grandkids when i'm 60 and i change my mind quick.

i'm just not into it.... maybe i'm already too old at 42.

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I'm not a fan of the child portrait. It's disturbing, quite frankly. No one wants to see that. No one looks at a portrait tattoo and says "Wow, that's a great tattoo!" unless the asshole has one themselves.

Your friend needs to die, Ardra. Cut the brakes on her pickup truck, and let the drive to her next hillbilly potluck be her fucking last.
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HollyHostess
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it all comes down to taste, and quite frankly, in my opinion, she doesn't have any. mind you, this is a grown woman who tried forcing us all to wear tiaras at her fucking birthday party last year. though, i wouldnt qualify her as a hillbilly. eccentric with a rather large spastic streak? yes. i mean, she's a tatted up, kimono wearin chick with long ass fire red hair that's highlighted with blonde streaks. :noose:

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I think it speaks volumes to your character that she's still your friend.

Personally, I'm not a fan of tattoos. I've rarely seen one I've thought was worthwhile and I'd never get one myself. That and I'm shit-scared of needles. My brother got one when he was 17, and a little drunk, that he completely regrets and has been the target of jibes for over 10 years now. It's supposed to be the Lion Rampant flying a Saltire flag, but looks like a little girl drew a pussycat waving an old towel on his arm. It's the single shittest tattoo I've ever seen.
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I once saw a stripper a couple years ago who had giant tat of her holding her two twin sons on her lap on one side of her torso right below her tit. It was beyond ridiculous. I imagine if she's gotten pregnant since then that it looks like her kids and she are melting. A rather vocal friend of mine asked her if it was "bring your kids to work" day. She wasn't thrilled.
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May 21 2008, 06:50 PM
I think it speaks volumes to your character that she's still your friend.

LOL

look, she dresses a bit strange and likes shitty tattoos - but, she's (ahem) no plague. :P

and thanks for that, steva, im emailing that to her.
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You might like this one too Ardra.

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HollyHostess
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lol steva.

i like that one, but out of all those types the "vagina: it's not a clown car" is my favorite. :wub:
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yes. i mean, she's a tatted up, kimono wearin chick with long ass fire red hair that's highlighted with blonde streaks.


So you are playing second life after all!

;)
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i've been thinking about getting a tat that says, "ardra: she's my hero."


well?
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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You should put it on your forehead.
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Lea
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with big bold red letters. ;)
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bah! bah, i say!
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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What about getting pictures of other people's kids on your body. Is there a law against that?

"Hey, like my tattoo... "

"....?"

"It's your son. Fucking awesome, huh?" :D
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