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Topic Started: May 23 2008, 09:49 AM (359 Views)
stevapalooza
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http://exporn.blogspot.com/
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Gamer 4 Life is my fave.
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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Yeah. I love her enthusiasm for...games.

I like the snake charmer.

Isn't that the girl from Mythbusters in the Superman pic? She did porn?
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I can't pick a favourite.

I never thought of doing this before...looks like I'm going to have to stop off at the crayon store on my way home tonight.

Oh, wait. It's Battlestar Gallactica night...this project will have to wait until tomorrow.
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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At least once in their lives everyone is a genius. I think this may be your moment Keerl.
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I almost lost my last good half lung at those, you insensitive bastard.

And I thought that
Sleeveface had cornered the market in that sort of genius. This is above and beyond the call of duty.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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I was especially impressed by the watermelon one. It offends on so many levels.
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stevapalooza
May 23 2008, 01:13 PM
At least once in their lives everyone is a genius. I think this may be your moment Keerl.

But judging by the size of your brain, this is not your moment. ;)
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Shut up martian brain. Nobody likes a smarty pants.
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Awww, Steva and his itty bitty baby brain!
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My husband is a martian too. We have martian sex. We run our heads together and send dirty zeros and ones to each other.
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It's ok, Steva. My brain is bigger than Sword's brain, too.

You two can make little, tiny toasts to your incredibly teeny brains, and not be alone anymore!
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stevapalooza
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Fuck this noise. I'm going to Plague's board!
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Go, then! Take your offensive pics and post them over there!

Don't forget to leave a big FUK-YOO! thread before you leave, too!

Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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heheh the fuk yoo post is the best part. Especially when it's 24 paragraphs long.
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That is genius. :lol: The popcorn and grog pictures had me in stitches.
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