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Happy Birthday Dootle!
Topic Started: May 28 2008, 08:48 AM (281 Views)
ConfusedMonkey
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Happy birthday you lovely little dyke. :)
There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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stevapalooza
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Screw her. She bailed on us!
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Evil_Henry
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A public show of affection usually fixes that.

Happy Birthday Dootle you daft slut!
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ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle
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Happy Birthday Dootle, you thread-killing groupie! :clap:
Midway along the journey of our life
I woke to find myself in a dark wood,
for I had wandered off from the straight path.
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serendipity
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happy birthday dootle darling. :kiss:
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Cygnus-X1
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Happy Birthday, Dootle.

You're swell.

(I will say only nice things to you on your birthday, not like these other people.)
* This post is not a veiled, cryptic insult about anyone.
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Morguemisericordia
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she's busy. some hot colombian. go figure.


Happy Happy Pretty Girl. :kiss:
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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Lea
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happy birthday (woman who shall bear my love child) ! :wub:
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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serendipity
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(I will say only nice things to you on your birthday, not like these other people.)



hey.

watch who you're calling "other people".
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cleverscreename
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Happy Birthday Dootle, may you get dootled properly. :P
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Evil_Henry
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She's probably dead. Twenty Three is her replicant age cap. She died at the exact point it reached midnight and the Colombian she was with loaded her body onto a truck and then ditched her in a quarry.

Most likely scenario.
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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More likely: Much the same only loaded the cadaver onto a truck and sold the organs on the black market for peyote and tequila money.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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Pestiferous
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He's a Columbian - I'm guessing he's shot her in the head, and is using her body as a drug mule.
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Evil_Henry
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Too many internet contributors go the way of "The General".

We must tighten up!

Stop cheap chatters from being shot dead by other cunts.

I might have said that with too much of the "modern gangsta gung-ho" but it is difficult otherwise to adequately discern. <_<

People ARE DYING - and we just play games or laugh at people on the television.

[--- do not read unless under 13 --
"Basically, you chatters, all of you, stop cappin' niggers. I am not Chatrat so I know I have a way to "goezx" but juss stop cappin beotchers n da mo fukn aze beo beo beo-cha."
--]


[Start reading 14+ yr olds [
I think we all know our duty when it comes to pretending the whole internet is a torture wheel for innocents. DO YOUR PART... SPIN THAT WHEEL. ]]
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Pestiferous
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Speaking of General...:

http://www.vindy.com/news/2008/feb/09/man-...shooting-death/


If his daddy pays his bail, he can still go to work at the garbage dump!
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Malicious Third Party.
I've still got the betting slip in my back pocket that states he'll be enjoying it up the chutney in the showers with the big men by christmas.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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Evil_Henry
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In September, court documents indicated that the weapon that Amato Jr. said he used to shoot and kill his wife wasn’t the weapon that killed her. Investigators searched the house again and removed more shell casings.



You'd think, in "Gunworld" these mistakes would be rather obvious.

Quite evidently not. Do intelligent people simply butcher everyone else with total disdain? Even being caught in the land of firearms seems to be more of a platform to celebrity than a portal to justice.

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lori
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Lori
You said it yourself, it's the land of firearms. There's a lot of shooting and only so many ballistics personnel to go around. Give us a break. Not every murder needs to be solved, just so long as someone goes to jail.


Left out a Y. Those pesky semi-vowels.
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Evil_Henry
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For a post at 4:25 am and totally shit-faced I almost make sense there. I'm not sure if it's something to be worried about or not. :huh:
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theDootle
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Haha, I fucking love you guys!

I'm so sorry I havn't been around much to irritate the living fuck out of all of you cunts.

But I actually have friends now.

Sad, yes I know.

But maybe if someone sent me a damn e-mail once in a while I might know WTF is going on.

Love you guys!

Except you Steva, I'm infatuated with you! :wub:
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