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Happy Birthday Dootle!
Topic Started: May 28 2008, 08:48 AM (280 Views)
stevapalooza
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Even saying that he shot his wife in self defense is a little shakey. When a loved one shoots at you I think you owe them at least the courtesy of a body shot. Something they could possibly survive. But when you go right for the head shot, there's some underlying hostility there.
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Evil_Henry
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Even Agatha Christie, long dead, is screaming from her soil filled vestibule things like:

"Jesus fucking Christ, he put the gun in her hand after he shot her"

and other such butler skirting shit.


The centre-parting fuckhole played Dirty Harry with his wife's face. It's not rolling a six is it? :P I mean, at least Bill Burroughs missed...
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Evil_Henry
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theDootle
May 31 2008, 07:38 PM
Haha, I fucking love you guys!

I'm so sorry I havn't been around much to irritate the living fuck out of all of you cunts.

But I actually have friends now.

Sad, yes I know.

But maybe if someone sent me a damn e-mail once in a while I might know WTF is going on.

Love you guys!

Except you Steva, I'm infatuated with you! :wub:

Hey Dootle!

The great thing is, no matter how much of a complete social retard you eventually expose yourself as - we will still insult and love you!

Your friends are fickle - we, however, will always talk at/to you.

Also loads of people here want to shove random parts of their body into your varied openings. As a birthday treat!
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theDootle
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Excellent! We all need a little birthday surprise-now-my-penis-is-in-your-mouth from time to time!

As for being a social retard, yes, I may be, but its more of a self-induced social retardation.


But yes, social retardation none the less!

Don't try to woo me with your false promises of insults unless you mean it!
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