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| stevapalooza | May 31 2008, 08:01 PM Post #21 |
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Dalek Valid
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Even saying that he shot his wife in self defense is a little shakey. When a loved one shoots at you I think you owe them at least the courtesy of a body shot. Something they could possibly survive. But when you go right for the head shot, there's some underlying hostility there. |
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| Evil_Henry | Jun 1 2008, 02:11 AM Post #22 |
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In Vino Veritas
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Even Agatha Christie, long dead, is screaming from her soil filled vestibule things like: "Jesus fucking Christ, he put the gun in her hand after he shot her" and other such butler skirting shit. The centre-parting fuckhole played Dirty Harry with his wife's face. It's not rolling a six is it? I mean, at least Bill Burroughs missed...
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| Evil_Henry | Jun 1 2008, 02:17 AM Post #23 |
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In Vino Veritas
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Hey Dootle! The great thing is, no matter how much of a complete social retard you eventually expose yourself as - we will still insult and love you! Your friends are fickle - we, however, will always talk at/to you. Also loads of people here want to shove random parts of their body into your varied openings. As a birthday treat! |
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| theDootle | Jun 4 2008, 03:54 AM Post #24 |
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Saviour Valid
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Excellent! We all need a little birthday surprise-now-my-penis-is-in-your-mouth from time to time! As for being a social retard, yes, I may be, but its more of a self-induced social retardation. But yes, social retardation none the less! Don't try to woo me with your false promises of insults unless you mean it! |
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I mean, at least Bill Burroughs missed...


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