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Winter tips; augh
Topic Started: May 30 2008, 08:15 AM (170 Views)
Lea
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Being that I live in australia.. and being that I live in a hot part of australia.. and being that winter usually hasn't sucked this badly.

anyone got any tips for helping to get through it without ending up on the news? I'm getting the cranks with the cold and the rain and it's not usually this bad. mind you, we don't usually have frosts here at this time of year. I've freshened the house, I've put in two "natural light" globes and fresh flowers /plants all live herebut I've still got the "rainy/winter frumps.

You people live in iceland. Give a girl a tip eh?
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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ConfusedMonkey
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Erm.... A stiff upper lip?

There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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Don't fight it; embrace it.


Enjoy the difference in fashion... the introversion... cook stew... read a book by a fire.... etc
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Fucking Australians. They're never happy.

"Wah, it's raining!"

"Wah, it's a drought!"

"Wah, a fucking dingo ate my baby!"

Drown them all, I say.
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Evil_Henry
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Rain is the perfect excuse to stay indoors and watch old horror films.

Try this one:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Eyes-Without-Face-...12151991&sr=8-1

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Or just spend all day wanking.
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Paint up one room to look sunshine-y, lots of bright colours and vivid scenery, slip some lysergic acid diethylamide into the shrimp or dingo (or whatever you lot eat down there in the penal colony), and spend the day tripping balls and grinning like chimps eating spunk. When it starts to wear off a little, crack out the spirits.

Voila!
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
May 30 2008, 01:37 PM
Paint up one room to look sunshine-y, lots of bright colours and vivid scenery,

i've a doubt as to the veracity of your claim of surgically removed vagina at this point, dear.
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Malicious Third Party.
Well, maybe it wasn't so much removed as ... moved.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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Evil_Henry
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Just combine the sunshine indoors technique with my indoor horror concept.

You're inside, but you can't escape. All of the films are about isolation and cruelty from an unknown source. Your host, the ultimate dinner lady, has gone for more biscuits. Again.

BUT YOU'RE IN A YELLOW HOUSE OF MURDER!

It's an endlessly dynamic struggle of humanity versus carpet as you attempt a mostly implausible escape.

Whatever happens, Plague will probably jump in later on with some cold ethereal chatter about the terms of service, by which point you close your browser and check the sport.

Or news and weather.

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During bad winters I just pretend I'm the Norse god Thor trapped in the icy lair of the Frost Giants, and I must use my enchanted hammer to battle my way out! Of course when spring finally rolls around I realize I've killed a few of my neighbors. But it's not really my fault per se. I thought they were Frost Giants at the time, so morally I'm in the clear.

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Again, that pesky viking DNA gets fucking everywhere.

Thank centuries of rape and pillage for that.
Midway along the journey of our life
I woke to find myself in a dark wood,
for I had wandered off from the straight path.
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Thank you rape and pillage
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Evil_Henry
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Vikings invented cheese.

The only peope who would even go there, when you think about how milk arrives at its cheesy state. Not to mention the pulling of teats just to get milk.

Don't leave anything wholesome in the same room as a viking, that's the only way to be safe.
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stevapalooza
May 31 2008, 03:45 PM
During bad winters I just pretend I'm the Norse god Thor trapped in the icy lair of the Frost Giants, and I must use my enchanted hammer to battle my way out! Of course when spring finally rolls around I realize I've killed a few of my neighbors. But it's not really my fault per se. I thought they were Frost Giants at the time, so morally I'm in the clear.

That's so hot. It makes me want to scream and thrash around to some heavy guitar. THEN get raped and pillaged of course.
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May 30 2008, 07:04 AM
Fucking Australians. They're never happy.

"Wah, it's raining!"

"Wah, it's a drought!"

"Wah, a fucking dingo ate my baby!"

Drown them all, I say.

*snort*

:lol:
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