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| Tweet Topic Started: May 30 2008, 12:31 PM (113 Views) | |
| Pestiferous | May 30 2008, 12:31 PM Post #1 |
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Chief Officer of Operations and Quality Management Controller
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Hi Jorge! I'm banned from Philochat, so I haven't been able to see you for ages! How the fuck are you? |
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| Evil_Henry | May 30 2008, 12:51 PM Post #2 |
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In Vino Veritas
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Hello Jorge! (Who let Jorge in? And should we lower shields so anyone can see the group again?) |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | May 30 2008, 01:39 PM Post #3 |
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Satan Valid
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No. Plague can apply with a fake name like all the other losers. |
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| ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle | May 30 2008, 02:06 PM Post #4 |
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The Fucking Omen Valid
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Plague doesn't have the time for that sort of shenanigans these days, not with the runaway success that is the Super Original Philochat board he's running. That's practically a full-time job in itself. |
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Midway along the journey of our life I woke to find myself in a dark wood, for I had wandered off from the straight path. | |
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| Evil_Henry | May 30 2008, 05:51 PM Post #5 |
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In Vino Veritas
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He's not still set on shutting the group down is he? I doubt that was his actual intention or he would probably have succeeded. If he wants to come back, I say let him! Make him feel welcome. Wear something nice, put on some perfume and when he comes in, all cheer his name and then wank him off. Virtually. |
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| serendipity | May 30 2008, 06:49 PM Post #6 |
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Cyber Valid
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*runs to get ready* |
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | May 30 2008, 07:06 PM Post #7 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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Absolutely. Between Plague, Dreamian and Chatrat, we're almost spoiled rotten for watching grown men take a shit with their clothes on. Might as well have them do it in here for our pleasure. |
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| Pestiferous | May 30 2008, 07:47 PM Post #8 |
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I believe Plague said himself that there was no point in him coming back. Or something to that effect... I couldn't quite make out what he was trying to say through all his sniffles and tears. |
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| Evil_Henry | Jun 1 2008, 02:24 AM Post #9 |
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In Vino Veritas
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Exactly - I haven't got time to jump from one web page to another. I want everything stupid on one channel. It's not like I'm asking for Sky Plus or anything. I just want a dynamic world of assholes in.... supermarionation. Or something. |
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