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JORGE!
Topic Started: May 30 2008, 12:31 PM (113 Views)
Pestiferous
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Hi Jorge!

I'm banned from Philochat, so I haven't been able to see you for ages!

How the fuck are you?
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Evil_Henry
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Hello Jorge!

(Who let Jorge in? And should we lower shields so anyone can see the group again?)
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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No.


Plague can apply with a fake name like all the other losers.
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ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle
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Plague doesn't have the time for that sort of shenanigans these days, not with the runaway success that is the Super Original Philochat board he's running.

That's practically a full-time job in itself.
Midway along the journey of our life
I woke to find myself in a dark wood,
for I had wandered off from the straight path.
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Evil_Henry
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
May 30 2008, 01:39 PM
No.


Plague can apply with a fake name like all the other losers.

He's not still set on shutting the group down is he? I doubt that was his actual intention or he would probably have succeeded. If he wants to come back, I say let him!

Make him feel welcome. Wear something nice, put on some perfume and when he comes in, all cheer his name and then wank him off.

Virtually.
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serendipity
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*runs to get ready*
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Absolutely. Between Plague, Dreamian and Chatrat, we're almost spoiled rotten for watching grown men take a shit with their clothes on. Might as well have them do it in here for our pleasure.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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Pestiferous
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I believe Plague said himself that there was no point in him coming back. Or something to that effect...

I couldn't quite make out what he was trying to say through all his sniffles and tears.
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Evil_Henry
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
May 30 2008, 07:06 PM
Absolutely. Between Plague, Dreamian and Chatrat, we're almost spoiled rotten for watching grown men take a shit with their clothes on. Might as well have them do it in here for our pleasure.

Exactly - I haven't got time to jump from one web page to another. I want everything stupid on one channel.

It's not like I'm asking for Sky Plus or anything. I just want a dynamic world of assholes in.... supermarionation. Or something.
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