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Does this make me a bad person?
Topic Started: Jun 12 2008, 12:21 PM (156 Views)
stevapalooza
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I had a dream that I was at a friend's house and there was this crazy naked chick jumping around on all fours and barking like a dog. I asked my friend "what's up with her?" He said she was crazy or retarded or something. But she was cute. And naked. So I figured "what the hell" and fucked her. Does this make me a dream rapist?

Also, If you came across someone who was too crazy to even comprehend what rape is, and they were cute, would you rape them?
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Wait, did you rape her? Or just fuck her?

Was she willing? Or do you consider the fact that she was crazy and retarded to mean she couldn't properly consent anyway?

Did you bang her on her knees?

Have you had any sex lately?

Did the dream end in you waking up in a puddle of shame?
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Well I guess technically it was rape since she wasn't coherent enough to consent. But I wasn't violent with her. I don't remember her resisting per se, other than all the crazy hopping around she had been doing anyway.

Yeah, from what I remember it was doggy style. She was already on all fours, why get creative?

define "lately."

And no, I haven't had a puddle of shame since I was 13. There was just a boner of frustration.
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Hmm.

The only question I have left is this: Are you going to go to sleep tonight, wishing to have the same dream again?
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i only have sex dreams when i havent had sex in awhile.

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Jun 12 2008, 08:14 PM
i only have sex dreams when i havent had sex in awhile.

Me too.


A dream like that doesn't make you a bad person Steva - dreams can be really fucking weird. If you took all your dreams seriously as a reflection of the person you are, you'd worry about stuff constantly.
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I have sex dreams regardless of how much or little sex I'm having. My sex dreams are also weird to violent, with me being the perpetrator at times.

Or penetrator, I suppose you could say.

I had a sex dream once where I was an alien, and my penis was on my back right above my bum, and I had to run down a line of forcibly-restrained alien chicks, impregnating them.

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That was no dream - that's how a Canadian Prom Night goes.

I'm gathering evidence ... the invasion has already started ...
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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That was no dream - that's how a Canadian Prom Night goes.



LMAO
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Jun 12 2008, 10:06 PM
I have sex dreams regardless of how much or little sex I'm having. My sex dreams are also weird to violent, with me being the perpetrator at times.

Or penetrator, I suppose you could say.

I had a sex dream once where I was an alien, and my penis was on my back right above my bum, and I had to run down a line of forcibly-restrained alien chicks, impregnating them.

Poor Euph. Or lucky Euph, depending on what you're into.
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Does this make me a dream rapist?


It makes you a human male.

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Also, If you came across someone who was too crazy to even comprehend what rape is, and they were cute, would you rape them?


Well, if she didn't comprehend what rape was, then, she probably didn't mind the sex act all that much. And, if she didn't mind the sex act all that much, then it wasn't rape.

See how it works?

Pork away, pal.

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heheh I like that people think I'm actually in a moral quandry over this dream. Even if this had happened in real life I don't think I'd be that upset :P
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yes it does.. you creepy bastard.
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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heheh I like that people think I'm actually in a moral quandry over this dream. Even if this had happened in real life I don't think I'd be that upset tongue.gif


Stop toying with our emotions, Steve.
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