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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 15 2008, 03:51 AM (828 Views) | |
| Lea | Jun 15 2008, 03:51 AM Post #1 |
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Ninja Valid
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I think I might have broke Pat.
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| Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick. | |
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| ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle | Jun 15 2008, 04:40 AM Post #2 |
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The Fucking Omen Valid
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Yup, that's a meltdown. Poor WhiskeyTwat. |
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Midway along the journey of our life I woke to find myself in a dark wood, for I had wandered off from the straight path. | |
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| stevapalooza | Jun 15 2008, 02:02 PM Post #3 |
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Dalek Valid
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Can you break something that's already pretty damaged to begin with? |
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | Jun 15 2008, 03:25 PM Post #4 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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Can you break something that's already fucked itself up to unnatural extremes? |
| It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch! | |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Jun 15 2008, 04:12 PM Post #5 |
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Satan Valid
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Nicely done, dear. I might pop in and call him 'muffin'. He HATES that.
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| There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey. | |
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| Lea | Jun 17 2008, 02:51 AM Post #6 |
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Ninja Valid
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I may have pushed pat too far...... :mellow: |
| Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick. | |
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| ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle | Jun 17 2008, 03:18 AM Post #7 |
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The Fucking Omen Valid
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If he doesn't lose his wanking-virginity in the very near future, you could be facing a manslaughter charge. |
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Midway along the journey of our life I woke to find myself in a dark wood, for I had wandered off from the straight path. | |
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| Lea | Jun 17 2008, 03:44 AM Post #8 |
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Ninja Valid
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I did not intend to have this result.. I had no idea he'd flip out like this on me...
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| Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick. | |
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| stevapalooza | Jun 17 2008, 11:26 AM Post #9 |
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Dalek Valid
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Wanking virginity? Are you saying he's one of those lunatics who doesn't masturbate? |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Jun 17 2008, 11:42 AM Post #10 |
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Satan Valid
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If he doesn't masturbate or have sex, then he creams his pants in the night. One way or another, his body will relieve the tension. Adding to the guilt he already feels about having 'urges'. Quite funny, really.
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| There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey. | |
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| Evil_Henry | Jun 17 2008, 12:34 PM Post #11 |
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In Vino Veritas
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Either that or his bollocks look like massive orbs of Edam. |
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| stevapalooza | Jun 17 2008, 02:52 PM Post #12 |
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Dalek Valid
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Fucking religion. It really does destroy people. |
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| Pestiferous | Jun 17 2008, 03:40 PM Post #13 |
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Chief Officer of Operations and Quality Management Controller
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How can a person not masturbate??? I hate people like Pat. He makes me look like a fucking spider monkey. |
| Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it? | |
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| theDootle | Jun 17 2008, 04:20 PM Post #14 |
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Saviour Valid
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How do spider monkeys masturbate Pest? Maybe I'm doing it allll wrong.... |
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| Pestiferous | Jun 17 2008, 04:36 PM Post #15 |
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Chief Officer of Operations and Quality Management Controller
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It's not how, Doots...it's how often. |
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| CheapShades | Jun 17 2008, 04:40 PM Post #16 |
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Twat Valid
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Rank amateurs . . . the whole lot o' ya.
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| "Touch Her Soft Lips and Part" -- Henry V, Shakespeare | |
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| stevapalooza | Jun 18 2008, 01:12 AM Post #17 |
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Dalek Valid
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I think Wes is saying she likes to jerk off monkeys. |
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| Lea | Jun 18 2008, 01:19 AM Post #18 |
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Ninja Valid
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oh like you can talk.. retarded naked girl rapist
Pat needs to get a real doll. It's frightening.. but he might be able to work through his issues on "masturbation" with it. Plus his "sin of the flesh" rubbish wont be touched.. it'll be "sin of the rubber" instead. Hmm... I should send him a care package.. i still have his address somewhere........
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| Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick. | |
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| ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle | Jun 18 2008, 02:27 AM Post #19 |
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The Fucking Omen Valid
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Post it! ... or not. |
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| Lea | Jun 18 2008, 02:36 AM Post #20 |
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Ninja Valid
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Real dolls are expensive. And what do i get him? A female? What size boobs does he like? does he want a tight or lose vajayjay? Long Hair. .., short hair? And what if he wants a male doll? Is he a bear lover or a donkey boy lover? Perhaps a tub of KY, tissues and some sheets. hrm.. .. it'll be cheaper too. |
| Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick. | |
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