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Topic Started: Jun 15 2008, 03:51 AM (830 Views)
Lea
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I think I might have broke Pat. :(
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle
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Yup, that's a meltdown.

Poor WhiskeyTwat.
Midway along the journey of our life
I woke to find myself in a dark wood,
for I had wandered off from the straight path.
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stevapalooza
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Can you break something that's already pretty damaged to begin with?
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Can you break something that's already fucked itself up to unnatural extremes?
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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ConfusedMonkey
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Nicely done, dear.

I might pop in and call him 'muffin'. He HATES that. :)
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Lea
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I may have pushed pat too far...... :mellow:
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ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle
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If he doesn't lose his wanking-virginity in the very near future, you could be facing a manslaughter charge.
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Lea
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I did not intend to have this result.. I had no idea he'd flip out like this on me... :(
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stevapalooza
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Wanking virginity? Are you saying he's one of those lunatics who doesn't masturbate?
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ConfusedMonkey
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If he doesn't masturbate or have sex, then he creams his pants in the night. One way or another, his body will relieve the tension.

Adding to the guilt he already feels about having 'urges'.

Quite funny, really. :D
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Evil_Henry
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Either that or his bollocks look like massive orbs of Edam.
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stevapalooza
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Fucking religion. It really does destroy people.
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Pestiferous
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How can a person not masturbate???

I hate people like Pat. He makes me look like a fucking spider monkey.
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theDootle
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How do spider monkeys masturbate Pest?

:blink:

Maybe I'm doing it allll wrong....
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Pestiferous
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It's not how, Doots...it's how often.
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CheapShades
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Rank amateurs . . . the whole lot o' ya.

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"Touch Her Soft Lips and Part" -- Henry V, Shakespeare
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stevapalooza
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I think Wes is saying she likes to jerk off monkeys.
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Lea
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oh like you can talk.. retarded naked girl rapist :P


Pat needs to get a real doll. It's frightening.. but he might be able to work through his issues on "masturbation" with it. Plus his "sin of the flesh" rubbish wont be touched.. it'll be "sin of the rubber" instead.

Hmm... I should send him a care package.. i still have his address somewhere........ ;)
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle
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Post it!












... or not.
Midway along the journey of our life
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Lea
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Real dolls are expensive. And what do i get him? A female? What size boobs does he like? does he want a tight or lose vajayjay? Long Hair. .., short hair?

And what if he wants a male doll? Is he a bear lover or a donkey boy lover?


Perhaps a tub of KY, tissues and some sheets.


hrm.. .. it'll be cheaper too.
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