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| theDootle | Jun 18 2008, 03:46 AM Post #21 |
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Saviour Valid
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OHHHH! I think I'm doing it right then...
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | Jun 18 2008, 04:24 AM Post #22 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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Going by his recent behaviour, a skinny, pale, 40+ year old australian male doll with a facial expression approximating "Smug Fuckwit" should suffice. He may have to shave the hair off his balls first. To, y'know, complete the fantasy. |
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| Lea | Jun 18 2008, 05:06 AM Post #23 |
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Ninja Valid
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oh so someone like this yah?
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| Lea | Jun 18 2008, 07:37 AM Post #24 |
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Ninja Valid
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I have this stuck in my head. Evil penguin signature. |
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| stevapalooza | Jun 18 2008, 01:44 PM Post #25 |
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Dalek Valid
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I don't think a realdoll will do. Someone that repressed can't be normal sexually, so unless you can find a realdoll that can shit and piss on him while choking him to near unconsciousness and vomiting on his head, I don't think he'll be very receptive. |
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| Pestiferous | Jun 18 2008, 02:29 PM Post #26 |
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Did you know that on real Dolls, when you get one made, you can put the poo-na-nay ANYWHERE on it you please? Belle always thought one on the back of the head would be great...I'd put one right between her tits. Probably one on her forehead, too. |
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| stevapalooza | Jun 18 2008, 02:36 PM Post #27 |
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Dalek Valid
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Yeah but in those cases they probably send a little note along along that says "enjoy, sicko." |
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| Pestiferous | Jun 18 2008, 03:39 PM Post #28 |
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Oh, come on Steva. It's not like I'd ask for her to have a barking sound effect, or to only come in an on-all-fours position. Like yours would. I'd just ask for some duct tape, a ransom note, and fake blood. For the kids. |
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| stevapalooza | Jun 18 2008, 06:27 PM Post #29 |
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Dalek Valid
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Don't judge me! |
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| ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle | Jun 19 2008, 03:42 AM Post #30 |
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The Fucking Omen Valid
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Did Paddy just pack up his still-in-the-box balls and leave? Christ alive, that's got to be worthy of some sort of badge. |
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| HollyHostess | Jun 19 2008, 04:02 AM Post #31 |
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Consummate Cunt
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im sorry, but who the fuck is "bret" and why is he such an utter fag? |
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| HollyHostess | Jun 19 2008, 04:04 AM Post #32 |
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Consummate Cunt
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and clever, who were you on about? psycho hammerheadphred? link up that shit.
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | Jun 19 2008, 04:04 AM Post #33 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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No idea, but the same thought had struck me. Perhaps it's Chatrat, back in full, arse-licking, fawning manchild mode? |
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| HollyHostess | Jun 19 2008, 04:08 AM Post #34 |
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oh, youre just jealous that you didnt get a lapdance from him, euph. and why am i still banned since basically dream and tart have done the same shit that i did. lol. hell. i should be assman again!
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | Jun 19 2008, 04:12 AM Post #35 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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Jealous in the same way that I was jealous of not getting one of those "I'll rape you until you love me" emails from Will. Jealous in the same way I was jealous of not having Chatrat ask me on messenger how often I masturbate. And of course jealous of not having Tart try and stay at my house. Topless. Blech.
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| Lea | Jun 19 2008, 04:50 AM Post #36 |
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Ninja Valid
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You'd think so wouldn't you?
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | Jun 19 2008, 04:51 AM Post #37 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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I'm sure that's what one of his hissy fits stated. |
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| Lea | Jun 19 2008, 05:00 AM Post #38 |
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Ninja Valid
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I wouldn't know.. I couldn't see through the chards of broken lung being spewed in my general direction. |
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | Jun 19 2008, 05:02 AM Post #39 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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That was his hymen. |
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| Lea | Jun 19 2008, 05:23 AM Post #40 |
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Ninja Valid
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could have been worse, I suppose. It could have been his mothers hymen.
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