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Topic Started: Jun 15 2008, 03:51 AM (831 Views)
theDootle
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Pestiferous
Jun 17 2008, 11:36 AM
It's not how, Doots...it's how often.

OHHHH!

I think I'm doing it right then...

:D
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Lea Posted on Jun 17 2008, 09:36 PM
Real dolls are expensive. And what do i get him?


Going by his recent behaviour, a skinny, pale, 40+ year old australian male doll with a facial expression approximating "Smug Fuckwit" should suffice.

He may have to shave the hair off his balls first. To, y'know, complete the fantasy.
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Lea
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oh so someone like this Posted Image yah?
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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Lea
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I have this stuck in my head.


Evil penguin signature.
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stevapalooza
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I don't think a realdoll will do. Someone that repressed can't be normal sexually, so unless you can find a realdoll that can shit and piss on him while choking him to near unconsciousness and vomiting on his head, I don't think he'll be very receptive.

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Pestiferous
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Did you know that on real Dolls, when you get one made, you can put the poo-na-nay ANYWHERE on it you please?

Belle always thought one on the back of the head would be great...I'd put one right between her tits.

Probably one on her forehead, too.
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stevapalooza
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Yeah but in those cases they probably send a little note along along that says "enjoy, sicko."
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Pestiferous
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Oh, come on Steva.

It's not like I'd ask for her to have a barking sound effect, or to only come in an on-all-fours position.

Like yours would.


I'd just ask for some duct tape, a ransom note, and fake blood.

For the kids.
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stevapalooza
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Don't judge me!
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ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle
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Did Paddy just pack up his still-in-the-box balls and leave? Christ alive, that's got to be worthy of some sort of badge.
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im sorry, but who the fuck is "bret" and why is he such an utter fag?
Kiss me, I'm shit faced.
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HollyHostess
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and clever, who were you on about? psycho hammerheadphred?

link up that shit. ;)
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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No idea, but the same thought had struck me.

Perhaps it's Chatrat, back in full, arse-licking, fawning manchild mode?
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HollyHostess
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oh, youre just jealous that you didnt get a lapdance from him, euph.

and why am i still banned since basically dream and tart have done the same shit that i did. lol.

hell. i should be assman again! :dalekray:
Kiss me, I'm shit faced.
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Jealous in the same way that I was jealous of not getting one of those "I'll rape you until you love me" emails from Will.

Jealous in the same way I was jealous of not having Chatrat ask me on messenger how often I masturbate.

And of course jealous of not having Tart try and stay at my house. Topless.

Blech.
:vomit:
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Lea
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Did Paddy just pack up his still-in-the-box balls and leave? Christ alive, that's got to be worthy of some sort of badge.



You'd think so wouldn't you?

:)
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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I'm sure that's what one of his hissy fits stated.
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Lea
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I wouldn't know.. I couldn't see through the chards of broken lung being spewed in my general direction.

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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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That was his hymen.
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Lea
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could have been worse, I suppose. It could have been his mothers hymen. :unsure:
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