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Topic Started: Jun 15 2008, 03:51 AM (829 Views)
theDootle
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
Jun 18 2008, 11:12 PM
Jealous in the same way that I was jealous of not getting one of those "I'll rape you until you love me" emails from Will.

Jealous in the same way I was jealous of not having Chatrat ask me on messenger how often I masturbate.

And of course jealous of not having Tart try and stay at my house. Topless.

Blech.
:vomit:

*shutters*
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ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle
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Nurse! He's out of bed again!

And foaming at the mouth, apparently.
Midway along the journey of our life
I woke to find myself in a dark wood,
for I had wandered off from the straight path.
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Lea
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i've just upped the anti.

Next comes his last name .. and that's too fucking amusing to even be true.... and yet.. IS:lol:
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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Lea
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and if you don't mind.. Wes or Euph.. could you send me the penguin cartoon "bummer of a birthmark, Pat"??

TA.
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Malicious Third Party.
I'm afraid the old penguin stuff is long gone. Two computers back gone.

Thanks to Jen I could probably act it out with the stuffed toy in my avatar. In fact ...

... give me a day or two.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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Lea
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Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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