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Topic Started: Jun 23 2008, 09:21 PM (270 Views)
ConfusedMonkey
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You fuckers need to start using MSN messenger again. That's right, all of you.

I signed in last night and tonight, and none of you are ever there. Even though some of you are actively posting and signed into this group. I haven't used it for about a year to be honest, but I still expect you all to be in there waiting for me. With cake.

I was lucky enough to see VanityKills last night - he says hello to Korill.
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Pestiferous
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Ooh, I signed in last night and saw DannyHero! I invited him here.

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Korill - are you at home? Call me!! :)
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theDootle
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What do you want her to call you?

Do you like to be belittled by Pest?
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ConfusedMonkey
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I love it.

She gives me my fix of abuse once a week, and that sets me up just right. The shame, the humiliation... the orgasms are incredible.

I recommend it. :wub:
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Pestiferous
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She sends me the panties she wears after...

I use them to beat Euph with.

I'm not home until 1am your time, dearest - I can phone you tomorrow evening your time?
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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She does use them to beat me with. Seriously, they're like set concrete. You could stun a horse with them.

We've been building a breezeblock-barbecue with them out back. Three or four more sullied gussets and we're ready for summer!
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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serendipity
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i'm shocked and appalled.
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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That's because it's shocking. AND Appalling.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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Messenger, do people still use that?

The thing about messenger is that you can only use it until your wife works out what it is....
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HollyHostess
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lol.

I love my messenger.

Although, I deleted you Monkey because you were never on and were taking up precious space. :P
Kiss me, I'm shit faced.
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ConfusedMonkey
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You bitch!!


Fair enough though. Just fucking add me again. :)

Korill - call me tonight then! What time?
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
Jun 23 2008, 11:20 PM
She does use them to beat me with. Seriously, they're like set concrete. You could stun a horse with them.

We've been building a breezeblock-barbecue with them out back. Three or four more sullied gussets and we're ready for summer!

I don't even want to think of a comeback to that. It's too funny. :D
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Pestiferous
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Around 8ishpm your time?
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ConfusedMonkey
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Can you make it like, 9pm?

Henry and I are going out for dinner tonight, it's our 2 year anniversary. :)
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Pestiferous
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Sure, I'll call around 9ish.

Weiners.
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Still waiting, twatbag.
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