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| ConfusedMonkey | Jun 23 2008, 09:21 PM Post #1 |
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You fuckers need to start using MSN messenger again. That's right, all of you. I signed in last night and tonight, and none of you are ever there. Even though some of you are actively posting and signed into this group. I haven't used it for about a year to be honest, but I still expect you all to be in there waiting for me. With cake. I was lucky enough to see VanityKills last night - he says hello to Korill. |
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| Pestiferous | Jun 23 2008, 09:25 PM Post #2 |
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Chief Officer of Operations and Quality Management Controller
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Ooh, I signed in last night and saw DannyHero! I invited him here. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Jun 23 2008, 09:42 PM Post #3 |
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Korill - are you at home? Call me!!
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| theDootle | Jun 23 2008, 09:43 PM Post #4 |
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What do you want her to call you? Do you like to be belittled by Pest? |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Jun 23 2008, 09:46 PM Post #5 |
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I love it. She gives me my fix of abuse once a week, and that sets me up just right. The shame, the humiliation... the orgasms are incredible. I recommend it.
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| Pestiferous | Jun 23 2008, 09:52 PM Post #6 |
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She sends me the panties she wears after... I use them to beat Euph with. I'm not home until 1am your time, dearest - I can phone you tomorrow evening your time? |
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | Jun 23 2008, 10:20 PM Post #7 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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She does use them to beat me with. Seriously, they're like set concrete. You could stun a horse with them. We've been building a breezeblock-barbecue with them out back. Three or four more sullied gussets and we're ready for summer! |
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| serendipity | Jun 24 2008, 12:17 AM Post #8 |
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i'm shocked and appalled. |
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | Jun 24 2008, 12:21 AM Post #9 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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That's because it's shocking. AND Appalling. |
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| coop | Jun 24 2008, 03:25 AM Post #10 |
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Messenger, do people still use that? The thing about messenger is that you can only use it until your wife works out what it is.... |
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| HollyHostess | Jun 24 2008, 03:43 AM Post #11 |
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lol. I love my messenger. Although, I deleted you Monkey because you were never on and were taking up precious space.
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| ConfusedMonkey | Jun 24 2008, 10:43 AM Post #12 |
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You bitch!! Fair enough though. Just fucking add me again. Korill - call me tonight then! What time? |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Jun 24 2008, 10:49 AM Post #13 |
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I don't even want to think of a comeback to that. It's too funny.
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| Pestiferous | Jun 24 2008, 02:02 PM Post #14 |
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Around 8ishpm your time? |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Jun 24 2008, 03:57 PM Post #15 |
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Can you make it like, 9pm? Henry and I are going out for dinner tonight, it's our 2 year anniversary.
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| Pestiferous | Jun 24 2008, 04:00 PM Post #16 |
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Sure, I'll call around 9ish. Weiners. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Jun 24 2008, 08:14 PM Post #17 |
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Still waiting, twatbag. |
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