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Why I hate people.
Topic Started: Jul 20 2008, 06:03 PM (5,675 Views)
Xx_SwordWords_xX
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Most of you fuckers hate people.... I can tell. Share. Why?


I hate when a person obviously thinks that everything in a social situation should revolve around their particular mood. Viewing such a display of self-importance makes me want to say a few truths to knock the person down a few notches.

Actually, I have many many examples of why I generally HATE people....

Anyone else?
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This thread requires Ardra, Ergo, Lea and then a small dab of Grumpy. Perhaps the return of Plague should also be commemorated in this very thread.
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I hate everyone automatically, saves me having to worry about having an opinion on them.

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Jul 20 2008, 06:03 PM
Most of you fuckers hate people.... I can tell. Share. Why?


I hate when a person obviously thinks that everything in a social situation should revolve around their particular mood. Viewing such a display of self-importance makes me want to say a few truths to knock the person down a few notches.

Actually, I have many many examples of why I generally HATE people....

Anyone else?

Who hurt you snuggums? Was it daddy? Is that why you like that Satan music?
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Uh oh.
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We shouldn't coddle her. It's Satan music. And it's hurting her.
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LOL.

The funniest part was Cyg going "Uh oh."

Cyg, it's actually funny coming from some people. YOU aren't funny (or you have no delivery skills or something).

Anyhow, no... it wasn't "daddy". <_<
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I hate a person who does things to avoid "rocking the boat", when in reality they are just depending on one person to be more mature and tolerant than the other person they are pussyfooting around.

Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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I hate people who walk in public like nobody exists beside or behind them. They wander aimlessly in and out of your path... stop in the middle of nowhere... walk super slow... spread out accross a whole path etc etc.

I have been known to purposefully elbow these people upon passing. I don't even spare the old fuckers.
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I hate it when people take the whole fucking family grocery shopping...so you're trying to walk down an aisle with your cart, and you have 4 kids, two parents, an aunt with two little kids, and grandma shuffling after them all in your way...and everyone's stopped to look at the fucking cereal.

Seriously, what the fuck is up with that? Why does everyone have to come?

Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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I hate retarded people! "Special" my ass! They're awful! People think that because they have the intellect of children they're child-like. But their libidos aren't child like. They're horny fuckers. Take in a stray retard and you WILL wake up in the middle of the night to find him jacking off on your feet.
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Have you been talking to koril?? :huh:
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Lol, I know! It's like he read my mind!

Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Well, Swords, you really don't have the right to complain about the behavior of people, in general.

You're nasty to people at will -- as you've repeatedly admitted -- or due to your inability/unwillingness to comprehend social interactions, either of which are worse than simple egocentricism.

But, you're plenty egocentric as well, so you've really got all of the bases of hypocrisy covered.

So, why don't you do yourself and the people around a favor, and get a fucking clue.

Actually, don't worry about it. Just roll another fatty and stay inside that cloudy orb that sits upon your shoulders. Everything'll be alright.

How was that delivery?
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No, she's nasty to you. And I have to say, she's not even being all that nasty to you - she's capable of much more. I think you're just a little sensitive.

Are you jealous that she's nice to me, Cyg?
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Jul 21 2008, 04:29 PM
Have you been talking to koril?? :huh:

No. But I had the misfortune of working with them when I was younger. I saw one punch a woman in the face, another one crap on a bus, another one bolt out of the house naked and run down the street, and one of them used to just shriek at me. Like a monkey. I saw nothing "special".
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No, she's nasty to you. And I have to say, she's not even being all that nasty to you - she's capable of much more. I think you're just a little sensitive.

Are you jealous that she's nice to me, Cyg?


Silence, moron.

When you can comprehend the --->points<--- you may opine.

But, not before.
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I do comprehend your tedious, histrionic little points...

And I'm asking you why you're jealous of Sword being nicer to other people? Do you want her to be nicer to you, Cyg?

Have you considered asking her nicely, as opposed to calling her various names and then complaining that she's nasty to you?


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I do comprehend your tedious, histrionic little points...

And I'm asking you why you're jealous of Sword being nicer to other people? Do you want her to be nicer to you, Cyg?

Have you considered asking her nicely, as opposed to calling her various names and then complaining that she's nasty to you?


Right, so, you selectively ignore what's been going on, and now, I'm supposed to correct you?

Nope.

Sorry.

Not worth the effort.

Resolve your comprehension issues, and then maybe we'll talk.

I doubt that you can truly find my points tedious, being that you don't really understand them. But, if you did, I would just advise you to ignore them because they weren't addressed to you.

They don't involve you at all, actually.

And, yet, you're responding as though I had addressed them to you instead of to Swords.

Curious.

(not really)
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