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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 20 2008, 06:03 PM (5,682 Views) | |
| serendipity | Aug 2 2008, 03:06 PM Post #201 |
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Cyber Valid
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omg... that is the EXACTLY the way i imagined his voice. lmao |
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| Morguemisericordia | Sep 12 2008, 10:16 PM Post #202 |
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Saddam Fonz Valid
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why i hate people... who make cheap shoes! so, you know how you try on shoes with the foot that corresponds with your handedness? yeah, the OTHER shoe was too fucking small. so i walked around at work all day today with excruciating pain. took them off in the car...an hour later and i am still in pain. bastards. those boots are going to the goodwill for someone whose right foot is slightly smaller than their left!!! k, i'm done. |
| Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life. | |
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| lori | Sep 12 2008, 10:42 PM Post #203 |
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that chick, you know
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I may be a freak, but I'm left handed and my right foot is bigger. Maybe you're a freak, too, honey! |
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| Evil_Henry | Sep 13 2008, 11:01 PM Post #204 |
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In Vino Veritas
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You people. This is exactly the kind of mess Hitler tried to fix. A half-job is never enough! (Apologies to confused monkey and others of Jewish lineage who lost family members to the death camps) I also like to dress up in prison gear and pretend the taps don't work. Also, the fridge is "where they keep the bodies". It is EXACTLY like being there - so don't try and pretend this is an issue I don't understand. |
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| CheapShades | Sep 13 2008, 11:21 PM Post #205 |
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Twat Valid
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Why not try a little 'personal' time, with the *other* hand, or foot, depending on your pleasure preferences. That might even things out a bit. |
| "Touch Her Soft Lips and Part" -- Henry V, Shakespeare | |
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| Evil_Henry | Sep 13 2008, 11:35 PM Post #206 |
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In Vino Veritas
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Personal time is an ongoing mission - like breathing or eating. I once heard a guy say "You know when you haven't cum for three days and your cum is... like.. thick as snot" I said... "No, no idea. Three days? Are you fucking disabled or something?" To me, and I imagine it may happen one day, the moment I don't ejaculate for 72 hours will be like Lawrence of Arabia. Um.. without dead Arabs... and being in the desert. Ah fuck it. |
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| CheapShades | Sep 13 2008, 11:50 PM Post #207 |
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Twat Valid
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Does that have something to do with rubbing your dick with a hand full of sand, or something??? |
| "Touch Her Soft Lips and Part" -- Henry V, Shakespeare | |
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| Evil_Henry | Sep 14 2008, 12:02 AM Post #208 |
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In Vino Veritas
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Sure, I can find the "climax" but what is that without a head towel, a camel and a desert? If you haven't eviscerated 18 people from the middle east BEFORE sex, what kind of sex is that? UNFULFILLING says caps lock man. |
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| Pestiferous | Sep 26 2008, 03:11 PM Post #209 |
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Chief Officer of Operations and Quality Management Controller
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This is a good place for this newest psycho story: Ok, I'm at work today. We have this weird patient - what I mean by weird, is just generally innappropriate. He lacks the filter most people have when in the company of strangers. He'll say things to pregnant women like "Wow, you must be due soon! And having a truck, I see!" or people in wheelchairs "What happenned to you? Well, at least you're alive, right?", etc. He just does not have a concept of tact. And this is coming from ME. Anyway, he was raving about an autobody shop he uses. He LOVES this autobody shop. I happenned to have used the same shop before - three times. First time, they were great. Really liked them. But it turned out they forged my signature on a paper, and actually billed my insurance (on a free rental car) claiming I got a really fancy, new rental car I never received (I got this old oldsmobile thing with the weather-stripping falling off). My insurance called me to verify I used my rental insurance, which is why they were caught out. An investigation ensued, and they reached some sort of deal with my insurance company. All sorted. I gave them another chance and brought in my new vehicle to be repaired. They told me it was done, and it wasn't - the bumper was still frigging crooked. I brought it back, they tweaked it a bit and asked me if it looked right. I said "Um, you have measuring instruments, surely...why are you asking me?" and they sent it along with me. Really technical. Later, my wheelwells fell down on my tires, and a piece of my grill in front fell off. I brought it back for warranty work, and I haven't dealt with them since. Anyway, this patient asked me if I ever used them - I relayed my experience, and told him I would never take a car back there again. I really like the owner, but I felt the guys in the shop did things not quite up to my standard. What does this psycho do? He leaves the clinic this morning, drives to the autobody shop, talks to the manager (who I like anyway), and phones me back at work to tell me he talked to him on my behalf, and the manager wants to have my business back and will go through great lengths to do so. Excuse me? I didn't ask for him to do that. Is he insane? I had a bad experience with them, the manager knows this, I'm choosing (as an adult) to never bring my business back there. They had a chance, they blew it. They provide terrible service (the forging is, technically, a crime) and I just don't trust them not to cut corners on my repair work. I had to say no, it was non-negotiable, and I hope the manager learns to monitor his staff a little more closely. I'm still bewildered he would do that. Who DOES that? |
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| Mock | Sep 26 2008, 08:56 PM Post #210 |
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Looks like Euphemia has competition. Sorted by behavioural defects, and such things. |
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| Pestiferous | Sep 26 2008, 09:56 PM Post #211 |
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Your knowledge of women is truly staggering. |
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| Mock | Sep 27 2008, 06:57 AM Post #212 |
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Women? He's intersexual? |
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| Morguemisericordia | Oct 1 2008, 01:25 AM Post #213 |
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Saddam Fonz Valid
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Why I hate people... I have (had, not sure at this point) a friendship with a co-worker that was lively and stimulating. The burgeoning of this friendship coincided with a brief slow period in my workload. Having noticed that the load was to get heavier, I let my friend know I needed to dedicate more of my time to actually working than chatting. He'd come to my desk at the very least, three times a day and stay for 10-15 minutes at a time...That was a half hour to an hour - every day. He appeared to have plugs in his ears because I had to reiterate my need and then what I received was a flippant, "you don't really mean that" and continuous visits. I finally had to pointedly ignore him to get my point across, which as I'm sure you've guessed, hurt his feelings. When he confronted me with his hurt feelings, I assured him that it was due to my need (the need I stated twice before) and that the friendship was not in peril. He is now still insisting that we aren't spending enough time together. I had scheduled bi-weekly lunches with him when I first expressed the need. He's actually given me a veiled ultimatum, " I recognize that your time is limited. So be it. If you don't have time to engage with me, tell me now and we can put this on hold until you do. It'll save me this frustration." He's 40 years old. I HATE PEOPLE BECAUSE THOUGH I AM CLEAR IN MY INTENT AND ACTIONS, THEY CAN STILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT SETTING HEALTHY BOUNDARIES. plus, they're assholes. |
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| lori | Oct 1 2008, 01:39 AM Post #214 |
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that chick, you know
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It's not Plague, is it? I hate needy people. Which brings me to... I mostly hate people. |
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| Pestiferous | Oct 1 2008, 01:43 AM Post #215 |
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Chief Officer of Operations and Quality Management Controller
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He's used to playing the guilt trip to get people to apologize to him - don't fall for it. It's a power struggle. YOU set boundaries, when you were supposed to be at his beck and call for making him feel witty, saving him from boredom, or if he's slacking at work he'd see you as his partner in crime. He'll find himself another woman he can badger into constant companionship. Prepare to be ostracized when that occurs. |
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| stevapalooza | Oct 1 2008, 04:27 AM Post #216 |
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Dalek Valid
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What a baby. The first time you told him to chill out so you could work that should've been the end of it. He sounds like one of those people that knowingly fucks up and then wallows in self pity for it. Screw him. He's the source of his own misery. |
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| Morguemisericordia | Oct 1 2008, 09:44 PM Post #217 |
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Saddam Fonz Valid
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he couldn't badger his way into a quilting bee. he's more analytical than charming and classic-ly handsome...he has a master's in nuclear engineering...oh, shite...maybe he IS Plague!
as far as ostracizing - he'd be hard pressed about that too...he reports up through my executive. i'm his front door. i sent a reply calling him on it. his response stated he doesn't have any other real friends and that it wasn't an ultimatum, he was just trying to find a way for it to work for us. i sent him an IM today requesting his help on something for another person work-related. he never responded. it's looking like a mini quiet war... |
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| Mock | Oct 1 2008, 10:01 PM Post #218 |
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"bi-weekly lunches"
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| Mock | Oct 2 2008, 01:56 PM Post #219 |
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At 12:55. |
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| Morguemisericordia | Oct 3 2008, 12:33 AM Post #220 |
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Saddam Fonz Valid
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no war, just drama queen antics. <_< |
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