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| Pestiferous | Oct 6 2008, 03:20 PM Post #221 |
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One of my clients this weekend slept over at his uncle's, and left some important personal hygiene products there. So, upon realization, I call the uncle's house - and get some prick of a son instead. I asked him if they could bring over the items sometime in the morning. He said that was impossible, and asked if I could get daystaff to swing by their house on their way to work the next morning and pick it up. Pardon? I said no, we have government funded travel allowances, and daystaff is part of a different program - I can't ask them to go out of their way to do house stuff. There's house stuff (one program) day stuff (another program). He then got pissy, and asked if I could leave a message for day staff asking them to call him to arrange a meet with him sometime during the day. I told him no, and it was just easier for him to drop the items off at the house, rather than phonecalls and arranged meetings. He lost it. He actually said "Look, I'm a paramedic, and I deal with health care aides like you all the time. I don't need your bullshit - " at which point I cut him off, and said "Wait, you live with your parents?". He huffed and made a gasping noise, and I said I would speak with my client's parents, and hung up the phone. He called back, but I asked the housemanager to intervene, and he worked it out with the paramedic. The moment he swears at me, I don't have to deal with him. I'm sorry, who fucking cares if you're a paramedic? What does that have to do with the simple fact that your family forgot some important shit, could you please bring it over sometime the next day? Really, how fucking hard is it? We're under pressure from our employers, our mentally disabled clients don't have the luxury of getting their daystaff to stop working, sit around and wait for relatives to drop off house items. We get in shit for that kind of crap, and it's understandable - employers are already going out of their way to employ some of these guys. And this paramedic wants everyone to put the day on hold, so he doesn't have to go an extra few miles out of his way and drop stuff at the house instead? Jesus christ. Bloody psycho. |
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| stevapalooza | Oct 6 2008, 10:02 PM Post #222 |
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Wow, this must really have Wes riled. It carried over into Facebook. |
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| Pestiferous | Oct 6 2008, 10:12 PM Post #223 |
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Lol - I'm still pissed! This asshole was getting mad at me for, what - taking good care of his disabled cousin? Fucking wankstain. |
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| stevapalooza | Oct 6 2008, 10:41 PM Post #224 |
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Maybe his cousin told him what the "nice lady" does to him at night. |
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| Pestiferous | Oct 7 2008, 12:46 AM Post #225 |
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Oh, seriously. Ew. I was so anal about getting his shit back because in it was a fungal cream. I'm actually having troubles with the fungus/hygiene aspect of the job. It started in little ways - I can't look at him when we eat dinner, because it's disgusting. I can't do his laundry without freaking out a bit when I have to pull his underwear out of his turned-out jeans. I can feel myself getting out of proportion with it at times, and have to actually talk myself out of going full-out germaphobe while I'm there. I use gloves for teeth and feet care, but once a bit of food flew at me when I was flossing him, and I gagged. I just try not to think about it. |
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| Morguemisericordia | Oct 7 2008, 02:12 AM Post #226 |
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i am so understanding you better |
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| Pestiferous | Oct 7 2008, 04:29 PM Post #227 |
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Lol. Yeah. I'm squashed in between two jobs that completely contradict my natural being and fundamental beliefs. Thing is, I really like both of my jobs - they aren't extremely challenging, but they are social and superficial to a certain extent... But not good for the rage that boils just beneath my bubbly blonde exterior. The molten fury that cascades through my veins. The anger and cynicism that swirls and flows through my soul. Sure, outlets come along now and again...and God help the villagers when they do. |
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| CheapShades | Oct 7 2008, 10:11 PM Post #228 |
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OMFG . . . I am soooo turned on right now . . . . I think I need some "personal time" right away . . . . |
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| serendipity | Oct 7 2008, 10:57 PM Post #229 |
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you mean bitter don't you? everyone always says how bitter you are.... you might as well just admit it. :ph43r: |
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| Pestiferous | Oct 8 2008, 01:34 PM Post #230 |
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Never! |
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| esttelle | Oct 11 2008, 03:38 AM Post #231 |
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Pest, I don't read you, as 'bitter'. Do you still read me as 'drivel'? I think your stories are interesting, and you write them well. If we were in person, I'd have all kinds of questions to ask you about this job, your life with a fellow chatter, et el... |
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| theDootle | Oct 11 2008, 04:06 AM Post #232 |
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Oh please please please take it out on me. I've been a very very bad girl! Just don't bruise my face |
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| Morguemisericordia | Oct 13 2008, 06:56 AM Post #233 |
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your face is too pretty to bruise, Doot. maybe a scratch here and there for gruesome effect... |
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| Pestiferous | Oct 14 2008, 05:55 PM Post #234 |
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No, Estelle - I don't read you as drivel at all. I made that judgement far too quickly, and I do apologize. |
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| esttelle | Oct 16 2008, 03:12 PM Post #235 |
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Thanks, Pest. I should have known, 'cause we've been posting back and forth. But still, sometimes...you just gotta ask. To clear the air, if nothing else. The internet is ...I don't know...no facial expressions, and so long since chat. I've gone thru odd times, online, ...in my mind anyway. |
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| Mock | Oct 16 2008, 05:11 PM Post #236 |
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Pestiferous is perfectly attuned to this virtual world, Estelle. Whatever are you talking about.
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| Pestiferous | Oct 16 2008, 05:27 PM Post #237 |
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Jealousy isn't a flattering look on you, Mock. |
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| Mock | Oct 16 2008, 07:02 PM Post #238 |
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| serendipity | Oct 16 2008, 07:08 PM Post #239 |
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wes...you shouldnt go around apologizing to people in so public a fashion. it will ruin the blood thirsty bitter image you've painstakingly cultivated all these long years. |
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| Pestiferous | Oct 16 2008, 07:59 PM Post #240 |
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Lol, Seren - my bitterness has many facets. |
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