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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 20 2008, 06:03 PM (5,688 Views) | |
| Mock | Jul 27 2008, 10:32 PM Post #81 |
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What litany of grief is this? Has your imitative intellect collapsed upon its foundation of filth? Will the troglodytic imperative stifle itself in a bemired absence of sustenance? Your signature might hold sway in your persistent folly, but the breath of regard has long since parted from your gangrenous lips. It's a matter of course, - banausically - to persist in your pathology, and without exception, the fetid stench of moral decay belching out of your gob with each lashing of your convulsive tongue, blazons your heinous ineptitude with insensate reproof. What dismal spectre of morality remains, it must rack the ribbed firmaments of your putrid skull in harrowing despair. Its interior, scratched with such inconsolable fury, breaches in its seal - by now - must have invited a colony of mites, to infest the vestiges of your moldering heap of grey. Will you not take pity on your frittering conduits of sentience? |
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| ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle | Jul 28 2008, 12:12 AM Post #82 |
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The Fucking Omen Valid
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Need a tissue after all that? |
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| HollyHostess | Jul 28 2008, 12:55 AM Post #83 |
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Consummate Cunt
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Did you just short circuit? |
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| HollyHostess | Jul 28 2008, 12:58 AM Post #84 |
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Consummate Cunt
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Fuck you're dumb, cyg. Dootle's point is, retard, it was never any of your business. |
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| Morguemisericordia | Jul 28 2008, 02:56 AM Post #85 |
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Saddam Fonz Valid
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agreed - nunya. completely. but, really... since when did "we" NOT discuss things that weren't any of our business? |
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| Pestiferous | Jul 28 2008, 03:49 AM Post #86 |
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Are you insane? That never happenned. Let me guess, lol, Mori told you this little story? Ok - let's take a poll! Who have I ever said the above hallucination to? As for the rest of your post, thanks for the "Oh, I can't remember where...but I'm sure it happenned...not sure what was said, but I remember not liking you!" testimony. You're becoming quite infamous for your all-accusation-no-quote style of character assassination, Cyg. At least I have quotes when I attack a person...and sometimes pictures! Dootle's right, btw. You cared more about bickering with me than you did about Mori's privacy. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Jul 28 2008, 04:06 AM Post #87 |
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Satan Valid
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Do we smell plague trying to steal staci or WHAT? lol |
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| Cygnus-X1 | Jul 28 2008, 06:11 AM Post #88 |
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Davros Valid
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Oh, of course it never happened. I guess the person who came back to me with that idea was just making it up, and it happened to coincide with your little display in the chat room when you and the other two came in and suddenly barraged me with insults, for no apparent reason, which I learned after asking was attributable to the very rumor that you're denying having spread. Yeah, I'm sure that I've imagined your entrance, insults and departure, as well as the explanation from Staci, and the multiple conversations when I was told of the rumor. Oh, another one... A couple of days after a brief exchange about music that I'd had with Swords several weeks ago, you accused me -- quite out of the blue -- of having had the ulterior motive for that exchange of trying to curry favor with her -- what kind of favor, I have no idea (a job? political connections? set me up with her sister, if she has one?), and all while I was trying to cease the hostilities and make nice, no less. And, Swords, the idiot, she believed you, and immediately began being a cunt to me and has been ever since. That was one of your most effective rumor-milling, shit-talking accomplishments, in that you got immediate results. A real beaut, I must say. |
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| Cygnus-X1 | Jul 28 2008, 06:33 AM Post #89 |
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Davros Valid
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And, Wes, I don't make notes of your shit-talking/rumor-milling for two reasons: 1.) There's simply too much of it. Anyone who wants to scroll back through some of our arguments can find some of them, I'm sure. I point them out in real time when they occur. And, 2.) I'm not artful like you are. That's the point. I'm not consumed with gossip and what other people think about other people. I don't spend weeks on end talking about "ChatRat," "Dreamian" and whomever else -- people who aren't even participating in the discussions or in any discussions here. To me, it's a waste of time and I try to ignore it, for the most part. The reason that I got angry at your husband is because he was being nasty to a nice person, who hadn't said a word to him and who's been driven out of here, just as Plague was driven out, by you. And, of course you're going to deny this all. Of course, you won't agree. If you agreed, you wouldn't be you. And, you wouldn't do as you do. But, this is an answer to the questions of why I regard you as someone who's not to be trusted, why I regard all of your accusations about people with immediate suspicion, and why I protested what your husband said to another person. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Jul 28 2008, 12:03 PM Post #90 |
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Satan Valid
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O.M.G. Listen fucker, the reason I don't like you is because I don't like you--not because somebody tells me to. I gave you shit for complimenting me over a year ago, and you know it. You are FAKE. You get "nicey-nicey" because you think that should be all it takes for a feeble minded girl to be sucked in. You're a moron. |
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| Mock | Jul 28 2008, 12:51 PM Post #91 |
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Cygnus' account seems to be in agreement with my own personal experiences with Euphemia's mother superior. A brief messenger acquaintance, entirely innocuous in its conception, immediately ran afoul when the egomaniacal tendencies of the anima became imperiled by the mere mention of the concept of temperance. Since then my person has been slandered with foul aspersions - having a handful of sporadic conversations on messenger grotesquely embellished into an insatiable appetite for gossip and rumours. Briefly after our 'miscommunication', the disposition of Swords changed. My lighthearted banter, as conveyed in PM, were dealt with in an abrupt and fractious manner. Now I was assisting her during her trials in the Swords-Plague/Ergo-Ardra-Zippy SecondLife saga, occasionally remarking upon her spelling with wit and mild reproof. She desperately needed my help, really, she did. But the malicious campaign of slander and defamation from Pestephemia soon undermined our friendly relations, thereby greatly undermining the efficacy of Swords' defense. I mean irregardless, imagen that! |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Jul 28 2008, 01:23 PM Post #92 |
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Satan Valid
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| Pestiferous | Jul 28 2008, 03:37 PM Post #93 |
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Sure, how convenient of you to fail to mention the person who told you all of this. I mean, chatters don't lie, right? Well, Mori does... You think people would really care if Plague were to try and steal Staci back? People would laugh at that, knowing it would be impossible. Are you actually saying that you think this make-believe rumour is what caused your sudden social suicide? No, sorry. You've contributed to your own social downfall all by your lonesome. You might want to address your...misguided heroic miscarriages of justice, rather than blaming me of something that didn't happen. |
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| Cygnus-X1 | Jul 28 2008, 08:03 PM Post #94 |
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Davros Valid
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You're right, Wes. I admit that I've made it all up. Shucks. You got me. See, I was just sitting here, one day, and the thought occurred to me: I really should find something to dislike about Wes.... But, what? Her character is so unassailable in every respect, that I'm at a loss as to find fault with it. But, then.... Eureka! As though it were placed in my mind by the gilded fingers of the Almighty, the idea gently floated into my consciousness: I'll accuse Wes of any number of rumors, manipulations and liberties with the truth. And, I'll invent elaborate backstories to support them all. I'll even use my powers to make some of them occur on the boards, in plain view of everyone, for a truly believable effect. There will be no stopping me this time!!! And, so, I set about using my mind powers to motivate you and your two gal-pals to come into the chat room, insult me at random, and one of them to explain to me the reason. Then, I used my mind powers to get other people to say that you'd been telling them the reason that you'd insulted me. I knew that I'd have to get the reason from a third party in order to prove that you'd spread the rumor (being that I wouldn't be telling anyone about the incident). Ahh...that was one of my more ingenious plots. I made it fairly complicated in order to make it either convincing or confusing. But, my crowning achievement was sending my minion, Plague, up to Canada to trick you into committing the infamous cell-phone-pic betrayal. That one painted you as a scheming, deceitful person in real life. It was a bit harder to pull off, but the result was worth the effort. And, now, for what will doubtless be the best quote of the day: |
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| Pestiferous | Jul 28 2008, 08:06 PM Post #95 |
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So...why hasn't anyone come forward and said that I told them that rumour? Why all the "lol?" and silence, Cyg? Hmm? |
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| Cygnus-X1 | Jul 28 2008, 08:09 PM Post #96 |
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Davros Valid
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This is awesome. Yeah! Give it to me, you jaded, cynical beast! Yeah! Every nice thing I've ever said has been a lie! There's a devious, grand purpose behind it all!! I'm a big, fat, fake, faking, faker phony!!! And, superficial as well!!! And, don't forget shallow!!!!! I was trying to get you to like me for some sick, evil, twisted, probably sexually deviant purpose!!!! Call me out, Swordsy!!! Tell the world what I truly am!!!! More. |
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| Mock | Jul 28 2008, 08:12 PM Post #97 |
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The troglodytic imperative is the inevitable touchtone by which to judge all ethical dilemmas. It requires only a subset of key criteria for the peristaltic movements of her compulsive mind to come into action. |
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| Cygnus-X1 | Jul 28 2008, 08:15 PM Post #98 |
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Davros Valid
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I know why one person hasn't, but I'm not allowed to say. You know why. As for anyone else, how should I know? You think the entire Philochat community hangs on your every word? Or mine? Most of them don't even read these boards. I cared so little about that incident when it occurred that I didn't tell even one person. The only time that I talked about it was when it was brought to me by others. To be honest, I found it amusing that you and your friends were so preoccupied with me...that you had this whole fantasy going on that was supposed to have involved me, but about which I was the last to be informed. |
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| Pestiferous | Jul 28 2008, 08:21 PM Post #99 |
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Ah, so it would be Mori then. Hah. And you haven't learned anything yet?
Wouldn't they have to hang onto my every word for me to be as efficient with rumour-spreading as you claim? Come on, Cyg. Save a little of your self-respect, and actually show me one person who claims I told them this little fantasy of yours. Or let me guess - it was the same person who complained about Monkey and Henry being in the room? The same anonymous person who shall-not-be-named by Plague for fear of social retribution? |
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| Cygnus-X1 | Jul 28 2008, 08:31 PM Post #100 |
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Well, I'm not allowed to bring up Mori. I'm to leave her be on the boards. But, hypothetically, if it were Mori, and she were a pathological liar as you allege, she'd also have to be a psychic or a mind-reader to have learned of the incident without one of the three of you telling her. I say three because there were three of you who came in the room to insult me that day. If there were more people involved in that rumor, one of them could have told her, but then, by the logic of your accusation, she'd have to have lied about the person who'd really told her, and blamed it on you, instead. And, being that this all happened long before you and she fell out -- a year or more -- and, while you and she were still friends, why would she come to me and substitute the name of the person who'd really told her with your name? Perhaps Mori had the same agenda as I? To get me to find things to dislike about you? Or, perhaps she was consumed with the desire to bring you down, and went around blaming rumors on you at will. There's any number of possibilities, really. It's all quite fantastic. What a drama! I can't wait to see what comes next. |
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