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Why I hate people.
Topic Started: Jul 20 2008, 06:03 PM (5,685 Views)
ConfusedMonkey
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I didn't post a picture of him gagged and bound in a ditch covered in my piss and feces.


Not yet!!!
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Why are you confused? Do you need a compass, maybe a bible? Jesus encompasses us with his love, you know? Am I witty, my mother says I am.

Peace in the universe, friends.
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Jul 30 2008, 09:42 PM
Why are you confused?

That's why I don't like my nick. :rolleyes:
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DryEyedEmptyHead
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Nick?!

I love Nick. Makes me think of St. Nick.

Presents! Presents! Presents!
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I didn't post a picture of him gagged and bound in a ditch covered in my piss and feces.



Not yet!!!



Yes, that will be interesting - I can see the argument now!

"But YOU SAID you wouldn't piss and shit on me when I was gagged and bound in the ditch! YOU PROMISED!"
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Your picture is pretty. It reminds me of my grammy's old picture. Are you and her friends?
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AND you took a picture of him when he was like that, without his consent. And that's the part that breaks the Coc!!
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Cock is spelled with a k, silly.

:lol: Hee hee
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Jul 30 2008, 08:20 PM
Yeah, um - I posted a picture of him smiling at a bar, Mock. I didn't post a picture of him gagged and bound in a ditch covered in my piss and feces.

Must you be so hysterical all the time? Posting a picture of someone isn't sociopathic behaviour.

I'd also like to remind you that Laby claims to speak 4 languages (although none fluently, including "street hindi"), claims to be persian, claims to have opened a persian rug import company worth millions in the States, and also claims to have taken Monkey's virginity just through the chatroom.

Now, there are apparently proxies you can use for buzzen, but you have to pay for them because regular cheap ones don't run javascript, or whatever it is.

I seriously doubt Scrote would be buying one.

Privacy is paramount on a medium that thrives on anonymity. I would refer you to the article I had included in a previous post. Your cavalier dismissal of any privacy concerns would be suggestive (retrospective rationalization) of your own value system (internally inconsistent) weighing down on this issue, however it does not elevate it to an acceptable standard universally applicable on others.

The only redeeming aspect here would be that you did not post any additional personal information. (Albeit your crony did post a google earth picture.)
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(Albeit your crony did post a google earth picture.)


Available to the public.

With only the picture posted, linked from photobucket, it doesn't disclose anything :).

Nice stretchin' try though.
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But you fail to see the bigger picture. That being you acknowledging your crony status. ;)
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Oh come now mock, I'm acknowledging that YOU think I'm a crony.
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Has anyone here actually heard this rumour? That Cygnus was Plague trying to steal away Staci from Ergo, and that I was the one saying this?

Cygnus could easily put this to rest and simply name the person who said this to him...but they don't exist, so he can't...

So, yeah! Who did I tell this rumour to?

We're dying to know.


I've already addressed this. You know perfectly well who. And, you knew perfectly well why I'm not naming them. It's the only reason you're still blabbing.

But, I just have one final question for you.

Initially, you began trying to discredit the person whom you suspected of being my source, until I let you in on the fact that it was basically an admission of guilt on your part.

Since then, you have changed your position to one of me having made the whole thing up. This is well and good, as I said, being that it is the only other possibility.

So, now, I just want to make sure that I am understanding you clearly.

Are you saying that I've made up the entire story?

I've made up:


* That you, Staci and a third person who shall remain nameless came into the chat room and made some sniping, little comments to me totally without provocation from me? (and, incidentally, until this incident there had never been any animosity between myself and any of you three.)

* That Staci explained to me the reason for your little snipey snipes?

* That the reason had to do with some comments which I'd made to Staci some time before which she misinterpreted as me having had some ulterior motive -- wanting to get with her, or whatever it was, which would subsequently be "the rumor?"

* That some time after this incident, I was told of "the rumor" by a third party who was not in the room during the incident, but cited you as their source, and who could not have learned of "the rumor" without having been told it by either you or one of the others who was in the room with you that time or who'd learned it from Staci?


Are you alleging that I've fabricated all of the above?
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cyg... you may not be plague, but this whole rumour crap is just as tiresome as the "ardra affair" from a few years ago... and way more tiresome than the "plague/wes/swords saga" of just a few weeks/months ago.


do i need to ask Mock to give you the definition of OBSESSIVE?


let it go, man.




please. :kiss:
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I see the inevitable femme-solidarity-hen-peck is beginning.

Uhh...I mean, "thanks for the advice and your concern, ladies."

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Are you alleging that I've fabricated all of the above?


Lol, in a nutshell? Yes.
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I've already addressed this. You know perfectly well who. And, you knew perfectly well why I'm not naming them.



No, I don't know who you allege told you this fabrication - see, I never told anyone this rumour, so it makes it difficult for me to know who you're speaking of.

No, I don't know why you aren't naming them - you haven't really given much of a reason as to why you aren't naming them, either.

You're not doing much to convince me of anything here.

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Are you alleging that I've fabricated all of the above?



Until you actually come up with any proof, I guess you're forcing me to say yes - you've fabricated all of the above.

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OK, Wes.

And why have I fabricated it all?

Of what motive do you accuse me?
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Your motive?

You dislike me, and you need constant reasons as to why. You like the people I attack, and in order for you to justify your constant involvement in my affairs on this board, you need to make it personal.

I haven't actually done anything to you. You constantly mistake me for other people, and assign comments to me that I haven't made. When I ask you to quote me actually saying such things, you weeble off with a "I don't have to prove anything" excuse. You can't name the other person because they would prove you wrong...so you'll drag out this imagined slight for a few more months, and regurgitate it briefly during the next inevitable feud we have.

It's like when you attacked me for correcting Marsha's typos, when it wasn't me who had done so...I didn't get an apology for that one, either.

Very clearly, on this board, there was a thread in which your true identity was discussed. Anyone can plainly see my thoughts on you being Invisibull. For you to suddenly start claiming I think you're Plague goes against what I've so publicly stated. Furthermore, I haven't privately spoken to Staci for over a year - except for one brief exchange about a month ago - so your claims that I cooked this all up and told her about it are pretty impossible. Once Sword and Plague became good friends it affected my relationship with Staci, and we stopped speaking on private terms -

Oh, but you didn't know that, did you? Makes your little scenario kind of impossible.

So, yes. I think you fabricated the whole thing - or, at the very least, have me confused with yet another person.
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Well, Miss Irony, for someone who's complaining that I get things wrong all the time, you've made so many mistakes in your summation that I can't be bothered correcting them all.

As.

Usual.

But, I'll do a few, cuz I'm good like that.


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You dislike me, and you need constant reasons as to why. You like the people I attack, and in order for you to justify your constant involvement in my affairs on this board, you need to make it personal.


Wah!

Wah!

Cyg doesn't like me!!

WAAAAAHHHH!!!

If I like the people whom you attack, then why would I need to fabricate a justification to be displeased with you? Surely your attacks on the people I like would be sufficient cause for me to voice my displeasure.

Care to try again, Miss Persecution Complex?

That's right. I've called you by two different names. And, there may be yet more in this post.

The rumor incident happened like two years ago. I remember it because it was so weird, and because it was the first time that I saw what kind of people you and your friends are. The twistedness. The gossip. The ubiquitous, insecure concern about what other people are saying. pssst sdhsdfh pssst asdasd Wes pssst asrhsdfh

(That last bit was me talking about you behind your back for melodramatic effect.)

At any rate, all of what you've just said about not thinking that I'm Plague and not talking to Staci is totally irrelevant, being that the incidents in question happened previous to the items you presented in your defense. Care to try again, Miss Hypocrite? (I had a feeling there would be more.)

:noose: :noose: :noose: :noose: :noose: :noose: :noose:


Twelfthly, as much as I'd like to hear more about your theories regarding my motive...

The proof that I haven't fabricated the story is actually in a thread at this forum, Wes.

A while back -- maybe a year ago or more -- I had it out with Staci and Ergo over this very issue. You may even have participated in that discussion, yourself.

It happened around the time of the Aspartame discussion, so that thread would be my guess as to its location.

It was a running narrative, apparently, in the mind of Staci (and apparently in yours as well) that I'd had some hidden agenda about her and had been making sniping comments to her at this forum. Of course, I didn't learn of this until some weeks later. And, as is your typical way, it was never brought to my attention directly. I had to inquire as to why the three of you had suddenly and without provocation began being nasty to me.

(In fact, it was from this very narrative/rumor that I was motivated to put the signature on the bottom of my posts, which remains to this day.)

This is was indicative of your character, I must add -- that you didn't ask me about "the rumor" directly, and instead went around talking about it completely unbeknownst to me. And, it was not until I asked Staci about it that I learned why you'd been nasty to me.

It's really weird how you opt to talk behind peoples' backs instead of just asking them about whatever the issue is. I must admit that I'm at a loss for an explanation as to this behavior.

So, yes, there's proof.

But, no, I'm not bothering to look for it. Standard line.

There must be people here who remember it.

And, I've just learned that your talking about the rumor -- which you now accuse me of having fabricated -- actually occurred openly in the chat room. So, there must be other people, besides my source, who know of it as well.

And, again, I'm not going around asking people about some ridiculous rumor that you and your friends were spreading two years ago.

I don't save my messenger convos either.

You know why?

Because I have no reason to.

I don't have any need to accumulate things with which to blackmail people.

I don't have any need to control or manipulate people either.


Anywho...

I think that this dialogue with you has been very telling.

I'm satisfied that I've got a good read on the people here, as well as on those who used to come here. And, that I did the right thing here.

And, now, if you'll ex-cuuuuuse me....

I've got to go come up with some more phony reasons to dislike you.

We're adjourned. :judge:
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