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Topic Started: Nov 28 2008, 09:35 PM (905 Views)
stevapalooza
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Enough time has passed. We can laugh about it now.
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If it was 1944 it'd probably be considered as anti-Nazi propaganda. Now it just looks like a nice festive message.

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Who needs Hitler, when you have Muhammed and his legacy of hatred and posthumous mandate of heaven for world domination staring into our Western kafir eyes. :dalekray:
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Daily Mail - Furor Over Hitler Advert

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TV bosses in Belgium have been carpeted over an advert for a travel programme featuring a semi-naked Adolf Hitler.

The show's presenter Tomas de Soete is shown dressed only in pants and a swastika armband giving a Sieg Heil salute in front of a Nazi flag.

National broadcaster VRT claims they were trying to expose 'travel cliches' within the tourist industry.

The Hitler picture appeared under the headline: 'Discover the real Europe. Not the cliches.'

Then it went on: 'Test it yourself: This is the first image you'll get to see when you enter "German" in Google.'

VTR finally withdrew the ad after being flooded with complaints.

'It's an outrage that Nazi symbolism can be used to make jokes. They completely missed the point,' said one German viewer.


Daily Mail - Furor Over Hitler Advert

I believe we've got our background. :lol:
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Dec 1 2008, 10:11 PM
If it was 1944 it'd probably be considered as anti-Nazi propaganda. Now it just looks like a nice festive message.

Exactly. The furher would've had you hung for that. It mocks his Aryan manhood.
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The African-American hitler jugend has developed (based on Firefox) its own ethnically divisive browser, because Firefox, Internet Explorer and assorted web browsing applications were, ostensibly, too 'white', and by extension 'oppressive'.

I suppose it's always nice to be able to profess your digital melanin count by adopting a piece of heretofore apolitical software. Next step on the menu, the halal browser -- for your complete alienation from Occidental society as a Western-born Muslim.
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It's very stylish. I'm a bit miffed that I'm not in the remit.

Do you think a quick "Tropic Thunder" style makeover could allow me to use this flashy new interface?

If not I'll wait for the inevitable White Elitist version. A British Imperialist browser with a total block on any source that acknowledges the collapse of the empire.
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Store Refuses to Make Birthday Cake for Adolf Hitler
by Sandy Maple Dec 16th 2008 2:00PM
When you give your children names inspired by Nazism, you are pretty much asking for trouble. Finding your kids shunned and rejected by mainstream society would seem to be an obvious consequence of saddling them with such names, right? I guess 35-year-old Heath Campbell wasn't smart enough to have seen that coming when he named his children Adolf Hitler, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler.

Campbell, a self-proclaimed Holocaust denier, is outraged that the ShopRite grocery store in Holland Township, New Jersey refuses to make a cake that reads "Adolf Hitler" for his 3-year-old's birthday. Campbell's wife, 25-year-old Deborah is equally surprised. "ShopRite can't even make a cake for a 3-year-old," she said. "That's sad."

No, what is sad is that these two don't even appreciate what those names will mean for their children. The kids haven't started school yet, but when they do, their parents don't foresee any problems at all. "I just figured that they're just names," Deborah Campbell said. "They're just kids. They're not going to hurt anybody."

Clinical psychologist Robert M. Gordon disagrees. "By the time they get to school, they will already have been damaged," he said. "Any parent that would impose such horrific names on their children is mentally ill, and they would be affecting their children from the day they were born. Only a crazy person would do that."

In the meantime, little Adolf Hitler will get his birthday cake. The Campbells are taking their request to Wal-Mart, where Adolf's last two birthday cakes were made without any fuss.


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Because the Walmart employees will treat the cake in a proper hygienic fashion. :lol:

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Clearly these people are sexually depraved degenerates. The neonazi ideology is merely an outgrowth of the BDSM leather fetishism of the butch SS-helferin, hence the warped rationale concerning the children's names. That child will be a registered sex offender at the age of fourteen.
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Well, you know what Uncle Adolf always said...


We are the master race.
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Or maybe the kid will rebel and become a Zionist
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When you click "reply" to post a message in this thread it says "Replying to hitler". That's pretty fucking awesome.

Anyone remember what he said? I wasn't paying attention.
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What luck for rulers that men do not think.


Adolf Hitler
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Yes yes, Uncle Adolf.


We get it!


He had the right idea!



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I have no problem with an ideology that involves mass murder; just one that differentiates who and what to kill.

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But don't you always end up murdering 'the other' as defined through a set of criteria?
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It's very difficult not to use some kind of judgmental justification. Certainly propaganda in most wars serves to alleviate guilt by demonising the enemy.

You could randomise your criteria though, say on a weekly basis. Draw up a brightly coloured wheel of fortune full of races, ideologies and hair styles. Or maybe some kind of butcher bingo game to be played with like-minded friends.

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Sure, play the absurdist angle, but we both know that you're a jew-hating nazi. ;)

On related news. Not content with simply waging a propaganda war in order to usurp the privileged position of Judaic ethnic groups within Western society, the Islamofascists are now moving on the African-American community. Hoping to capitalize on the institutionalized cultural self-loathing of African-Americans in general, the Islamofacists plan to proclaim themselves the purest uber-negros in known history, (even despite their history in the African continent.) The end product will be a hypersensitive ethnic group of super recrimination and self-pity, which will ultimately overwhelm the American justice system and shared cultural ethos of the USA, or rather Jumhūriyyat as-America, as the Islamic Republic of the United States will be known in the future.
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You don't live here, why do you care? And holy fuck, are you racist or what?
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In case you haven't noticed, it's of international concern. And you're pardoned for the 'racist' remark. I'll chuck it up to your indoctrination, courtesy of the Leftist Church Of Melanin Deficiency.
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