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| Mock | Dec 21 2008, 08:08 PM Post #41 |
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| lori | Dec 22 2008, 05:06 AM Post #42 |
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that chick, you know
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Wait, was that for me? Oooh. Well, I believe that was racist as well. Let me go over this: Racism is a belief that all people of one race behave the same, have the same qualities, etc. Try not to let it happen again. Thanks! |
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| Mock | Dec 22 2008, 08:30 AM Post #43 |
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You'll have to dedicate a blog to this topic before your satire will undermine the satire of that blog.
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| Evil_Henry | Dec 22 2008, 01:20 PM Post #44 |
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Heh, spent my lunch reading that website. Enjoyed the one about learning languages. |
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| lori | Dec 22 2008, 10:55 PM Post #45 |
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that chick, you know
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And yet you can't deny that you appreciate my satire. |
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| Mock | Dec 24 2008, 11:06 AM Post #46 |
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As long as you maintain your 'super not racist' status, we could have lots of fun.
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| esttelle | Jan 14 2009, 06:46 PM Post #47 |
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Ninja Valid
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HOLLAND TOWNSHIP, N.J. (Jan. 14) - Police say three New Jersey siblings whose names have Nazi connotations have been placed in the custody of the state. Holland Township Police Sgt. John Harris says workers from the state Division of Youth and Family Services removed 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell and his younger sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell from their home Tuesday. Harris says family services did not tell police the reason the children were removed. Agency spokeswoman Kate Bernyk says it does not comment on specific cases. Without giving a reason, New Jersey police said 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, seen above with his parents, and his younger sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler, were taken from their home and put into state custody. The children and their parents, Heath and Deborah Campbell, received attention last month when a supermarket bakery refused to put Adolf Hitler Campbell's name on a birthday cake. |
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| Mock | Jan 14 2009, 08:44 PM Post #48 |
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A follow-up! Any more info? It was the woman, wasn't it? No sound-proved dungeon is going to keep her Nazi-themed BDSM shenanigans from the rest of the household. She was probably riding him bridled up the flight of stairs when the horse-tail decorated butt-plug plopped out, resulting in a torrential mudslide of epic gastrointestinal proportions. Suicide doodles in their school journals depicting the traumatizing events witnessed by the future coprophagic scatologists eventually alerted the teachers to the ongoing abuse. Let's ask Swords for her expert opinion. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Jan 15 2009, 01:11 AM Post #49 |
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Expert opinion: Mock has mommy issues, hence he has woman issues.
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| theDootle | Jan 15 2009, 01:17 AM Post #50 |
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| Evil_Henry | Jan 18 2009, 03:32 AM Post #51 |
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Mock finds pens attractive, not women. This is nothing to do with his upbringing, it's genetic. He is genetically predisposed to stationary. Is that so wrong? |
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| Evil_Henry | Jan 18 2009, 03:34 AM Post #52 |
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Mmmm. Mocktastic. I give you, pen porn: I bet it writes some gorgeous words. |
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| lori | Jan 18 2009, 10:37 AM Post #53 |
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that chick, you know
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I kinda love pens, too. Could we have more pen porn? |
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| Morguemisericordia | Jan 18 2009, 11:11 AM Post #54 |
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Oh. come now, Lori. You adore pens. As do I. That one is gorgeous, Henry. Yes, please - share another. |
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| Mock | Jan 18 2009, 03:46 PM Post #55 |
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The design of that pen has promise, but ultimately fails because of its inherent 'prop' value. Now if the gears in that design were to be part of a functional mechanism that could bring about some diabolical effect that reaches beyond the traditional Bond conventions, I would wholeheartedly embrace it. *nods* Also, I'm not partial to ' sounding' .
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