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Dogway Melody
Topic Started: Dec 21 2008, 09:16 AM (280 Views)
stevapalooza
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Warning: Do not watch high


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOXHtRsTtk0
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This should galvanize more interest for your thread.

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My favorite part is that the tags for this video are "dogs, rape, clothes"
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stevapalooza
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You people don't deserve talking dogs.
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I'd like to see a talking bulldog or mastiff shake its face angrily and say "If the President does it, it's not illegal!"
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I watched it. It's great, there should be more exploitation of animals for dramatic purposes. I'd like to see some Dog Sci-Fi. "The Thing" remade with a cast of dogs, maybe with a man playing the dog character.


Found a playset version!

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I think someone actually made an all-dog Godfather, but I can't find that one.
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Who needs a stilted canine performance when you have a funkafied '70 Morgan Freeman rapping?

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yeah, that's from the Electric Company, an old kid's show from the 70's & 80s. To this day I still see Morgan Freeman as the guy from the Electric Company.

Also the dogs were not stilted! Queenie's acting was top notch. I could feel her peril.
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Dec 24 2008, 05:51 AM
Who needs a stilted canine performance when you have a funkafied '70 Morgan Freeman rapping?

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That was absolute rubbish...
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That was Morgan Freeman! Morgan F-in Freeman!

Well, that's what I was shouting while watching it anyway...
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If you search youtube under "the Electric Company" you'll probably find lots of other clips of him humiliating himself.
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You know, I've always liked Morgan Freeman so I'm going to pretend I didn't see it. I definitely don't need any additional supporting evidence.

Like, when you walk into your parents room and your mother is having sex with a penguin.

That only happened once by the way. I am not that damaged. I am mostly ok. -_-








I also had sex with the penguin, but three years later. That makes it ok, right?
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theDootle
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Wait, Henry?




WHAT THE FUCK!?
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Evil_Henry
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Look, Dootle, I like you - you're cute - but you need to accept penguin sex and just deal with it.

It's like a hurdle. A metaphorical and metaphysical hurdle. Which you have to straddle. :lol:
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Shut up Cathy your drunk!
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You're drunk, and don't call me Cathy.
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Weird
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stevapalooza
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Something along similar lines

Mummified Coon Dog
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Dancing dogs and mummified dog corpses are on similar lines? Next stop, dead dog factory...

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It's where dead dogs are made!
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