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Topic Started: Dec 25 2008, 09:36 AM (1,509 Views)
stevapalooza
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Australia's cartoon kiddie porn ruling?

A man has been arrested and convicted for posessing a cartoon of Bart Simpson fucking Lisa. Even though the image contained no actual children it was ruled child pornography, and the man was charged accordingly. A lot of free speech activists are up in arms about the idea of imprisoning people for possessing or drawing images like these.

As much as I hate to defend kiddie porn (or anything that might appeal to people who consume it), I think it's dangerous to start outlawing art because it makes us uncomfortable.

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Evil_Henry
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Totally agree and it's exactly the problem that eventually surfaces after people reject the Empire.

Expect wool to be the next currency in 20 years.
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But Catherine Zeta Jones, the Queen Of The Glass Desert, will surely restore the timeline -- in some delusional world of a two-bit British director.
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Missed the topic by a tiny margin.
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No I didn't, with 'Empire' you meant Star Wars right? And the Empire usually flattens its opponents by orbital bombardment - hence glass desert. And since Star Wars has been demoted to the same class as Dr. Who. heh :lol:
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Fuck you, I love Star Wars





And that's bullshit!

Are they going to ban Hentai next?
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Your oddly stylized 'Hello Kitty' Starwars fanfics aren't in question, the Prequology is.
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Now that's just fucking awful, and who ever did that should be executed.



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Evil_Henry
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I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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theDootle
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Lack of faith?!


That was rubbish!
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Evil_Henry
Dec 25 2008, 09:47 AM
Totally agree and it's exactly the problem that eventually surfaces after people reject the Empire.

Expect wool to be the next currency in 20 years.

My mind went straight to "British" then to "Roman"

after that...Nero, violins...ghettos, war...

I am NOT a pessimist. really, I swear.

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Jesus! :kiss:

(I'm feeling Bong-ish)
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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What's your issue with the Roman Empire, eh? Worked rather well for 1400 years. Sort of.

Biggest empire of all time though is still ours - and by ours I mean British - and by British I mean people I have absolutely no genuine connection with at all and simply like to identify with to make myself feel better and superior.

Feeling superior though can be extraordinarily good fun.



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theDootle
Dec 25 2008, 10:26 PM
Lack of faith?!


That was rubbish!

Famous Darth Vader quote.

Dude. <_<

Just memorise everything he says. You should have done this before 15 to be honest. WE ALL DID.

No disintegrations! :pimp:
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stevapalooza
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Lets see if she knows the proper reply. I'm betting no.
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The book "Words of Moff Tarkin" is a slim novella.

Hey Steva, a Star Wars enthusiast joined our company recently - he'd been saying how he has been collecting since 1980. I asked him to name 5 bounty hunters, he said "I'm not that big of a fan"

Jango Fett doesn't count. :D

Surely the toys were enough to let everyone know about Bossk and Greedo at least? What about the worst toy ever - Dengar?

Add the top quality bounty hunters like Boba and IG-88. you're rocking. No need to even mention 4-LOM and his insect commander, Zuckus.


Shit - I think I wore out my geek fuel. Need a small nap.
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Morguemisericordia
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Dec 26 2008, 12:59 AM
What's your issue with the Roman Empire, eh? Worked rather well for 1400 years. Sort of.

Biggest empire of all time though is still ours - and by ours I mean British - and by British I mean people I have absolutely no genuine connection with at all and simply like to identify with to make myself feel better and superior.

Feeling superior though can be extraordinarily good fun.

the Roman Empire's history is rich, why would I have a problem with it?

It's reign ended...and it wasn't pretty.

I get piqued for that? pfft.

Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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Dec 25 2008, 11:10 PM
Evil_Henry
Dec 25 2008, 09:47 AM
Totally agree and it's exactly the problem that eventually surfaces after people reject the Empire.

Expect wool to be the next currency in 20 years.

My mind went straight to "British" then to "Roman"

after that...Nero, violins...ghettos, war...

I am NOT a pessimist. really, I swear.

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Jesus! :kiss:

(I'm feeling Bong-ish)

Direct reference, dear.

No offence at all. :P
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Morguemisericordia
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none taken, sport.

Steva egged me on... :blink:
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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Evil_Henry
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Steva is great - but he is a little eggy.
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Evil_Henry
Dec 26 2008, 03:59 AM
Steva is great - but he is a little eggy.

Are we talking about the shape of his head or the way he relates to normal people?
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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