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Topic Started: Dec 25 2008, 09:36 AM (1,510 Views)
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Too true, all too true.*

Pestiferous is only petulant because her mother refused to rename her 'Hansi', the swastika girl. She never really got over this childhood snub.

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* (Even though the statistics were invalidated in light of my deft handling of the discourse, with most of her arguments generating thick, black columns of smoke - after being laid to utter ruin.)
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Hansi is about to get mowed down by Hitler. Talk about irony!
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* (Even though the statistics were invalidated in light of my deft handling of the discourse, with most of her arguments generating thick, black columns of smoke - after being laid to utter ruin.)



Yeah - your swastika retort really screams victory.
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Hansi was probably planting an IED.

And I quote:
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"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. ... I didn't mean for this to happen."


Explaining her subsequent appearance in Evil_Henry's comic book collection.

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Jan 7 2009, 04:42 PM
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Hansi is about to get mowed down by Hitler. Talk about irony!

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF ME!



I'M TELLING INVISION!
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Interesting topic, generally speaking, although I personally think the line of discussion has somewhat deviated into less relevant spheres.

I mentioned this ruling some weeks ago in the chatroom before this thread was actually started.

As far as I am aware, the judge in question justified his decision by saying that possessing this kind of porn, one first of all shows a penchant for child pornography and secondly, that this kind of porn could be considered the sexual-media equivalent to hashish, as in, it can serve as a gateway 'drug'/substance.
Apparantly and in his estimation you become more likely to watch real childporn, if you enjoy a cartoon like this.

That's all very well (or not) -- but it is his estimation, therefore he ruled in the way he did.

Questions one needs to ask immediately however are:

1.) Can everything that you watch fictional cartoon characters do, especially if the premise of their interaction is meant to be humourous and could be easily recognised as such, be compared to 'real life' to the extent that it becomes the basis for a court ruling and subsequent conviction ?

2.) Consider a cartoon clip of Goofy and Donald Duck kissing or humping each other. If I watched one of those, am I somehow prone to enjoy bestiality ?

3.) Jessica Rabbit caused a bit of a stir, years ago, in the world of men. Are all the people who considered her a "sexy" cartoon character, closet-bestiality freaks?

4.) Playboy rabbits. Clearly those are borderline, too.

5.) There used to be Harry Potter pictures floating about the internet, showing different characters in the form of photographs, with additional speech bubbles, usually containing crude sexual content.
Is that not much closer to child pornography than a faux Simpson's clip? Is everyone who looked and giggled at those pictures a perverted criminal by proxy who deserves to be put on the sex offender registry ?


I feel sorry for the guy and I don't agree with the ruling.

(eusebia, using nos' account)
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3.) Jessica Rabbit caused a bit of a stir, years ago, in the world of men. Are all the people who considered her a "sexy" cartoon character, closet-bestiality freaks?


This I don't get. :huh:

Jessica Rabbit was not a rabbit.
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I still fancy Jessica Rabbit.

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That, sir, makes you a bestiality freak by proxy.
You fancy her, her surname is Rabbit, which could play a part in your fascination. This clearly is a gateway fetish to real bestiality and I therefore rule, that you have to pay a fine, serve 300 hours for the common good in philochat and you'll also be put onto the sex offenders registry.

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Look who the rabbit dragged in...

Rabbit was Jessica's married name - and everyone knew it wasn't about banging a rabbit, but actually about banging the dirty slut who would fuck a rabbit into marrying her.

And we all want a piece of that.

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Damn right. She fucks rabbits. What's not to love? :wub:
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I'll serve my sentence later though. :ph43r:
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It's hard being a judge because someone is always in disagreement with you.

Most annoying however are those, who evaluate your judgement whilst being tempted by trouble and driven by deprivation.

In short: Allen Menschen Recht getan, ist eine Kunst die niemand kann.





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In short, yes, but it's also in German.

In German! :angry:
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Doubtful that anyone would agree with that ruling. Likewise for the Liveleak poster of the acrobat child vid.
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Too fat for justice: The 40st thug who will serve a shorter jail term because of his enormous bulk

British justice system. :mellow:
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I hear that's how Jabba the Hutt avoided space jail.
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Would have to agree that he's a fat slug. The man hit a guy over the head with a baseball bat, that's attempted murder in my book. Of course the judge(s) responsible are even more pathetic. Let them serve the time in his stead, seems entirely fitting. :dalekray:
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