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| Evil_Henry | Mar 1 2009, 08:12 PM Post #41 |
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In Vino Veritas
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Football you scabrous twat.
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| Mock | Mar 1 2009, 08:19 PM Post #42 |
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Soccer is for ponces, a group of peacocks henpecking a ball in order to impress the lad(ie)s. I would have you know that the Velvet Mob was behind the rise in popularity of this sport for lesser capable men. Have you any idea how many men get raped in those stadiums per game? Remember, the Romans/Greeks were behind the architectonic concept of a stadium. |
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| Evil_Henry | Mar 1 2009, 08:26 PM Post #43 |
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In Vino Veritas
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Our loss is the reduction in kills. That would be pay per view and I would gladly pay. Two idiots squaring up for a battle that one person will die in. Lovely.
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| lori | Mar 1 2009, 09:30 PM Post #44 |
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that chick, you know
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Please enlighten us regarding the bolded section. Stat me. Also, you sound a little homophobic. Okay, a lot. |
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| Mock | Mar 1 2009, 10:29 PM Post #45 |
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![]() Come on, Goatse anyone? How is this not common knowledge? And need I remind you that male rape in general is even more underreported than traditional rape in Japanese society? Remember, the velvet mob, they control your schools. :ph43r: |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Mar 2 2009, 12:55 PM Post #46 |
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Satan Valid
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Wait, how many guys did Mock say he raped in one soccer game?
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| Mock | Mar 2 2009, 03:14 PM Post #47 |
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For future reference, all questions must first be processed through this site before I'm to assume the burden of dealing with your pathological inanity. For example: Will Mock answer this question? 1. Yes 2. No Answer: Diapers are a win. |
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| Pestiferous | Mar 2 2009, 04:07 PM Post #48 |
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Oooh. Hit a nerve. |
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| Mock | Mar 2 2009, 06:26 PM Post #49 |
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“I will never, ever eat chips out of a bag again,” she said. “They will be dumped in the bowl.” |
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| Pestiferous | Mar 2 2009, 07:36 PM Post #50 |
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Hah. |
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| Mock | Mar 2 2009, 08:13 PM Post #51 |
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She’s glad she found the phone and not a child who might have put it in his or her mouth, she said. She’s also glad the phone wasn’t in a product she would have heated, she said. |
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| Pestiferous | Mar 2 2009, 08:25 PM Post #52 |
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Don't be upset, Mock. I used your link and everything! Let's see if God thinks you're a giant fag!
What a wise and all-knowing God. I wonder if God thinks Mock is a pretentious wind-bag?
God has spoken. |
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| Mock | Mar 2 2009, 09:37 PM Post #53 |
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| lori | Mar 2 2009, 10:12 PM Post #54 |
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that chick, you know
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Mock, do you have a point? Because you're floundering here. |
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| Pestiferous | Mar 2 2009, 10:19 PM Post #55 |
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I'm starting to see what Grumpy's been babbling about all of these years. |
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| Mock | Mar 3 2009, 07:25 AM Post #56 |
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Andrew continued: “She said some guy was going on about my phone and a cod so she handed it over to me and he told me where he had found it. “I thought he was winding me up but he assured me he had caught a cod that morning and was gutting it for his fish stall and that my Nokia was inside it — a bit worse for wear. “It was a bit smelly but I was glad to return it.” |
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| Pestiferous | Mar 3 2009, 05:26 PM Post #57 |
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Consider me converted! |
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| Mock | Mar 3 2009, 07:15 PM Post #58 |
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You know, it would help if you weren't so utterly predictable.
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| theDootle | Mar 3 2009, 08:13 PM Post #59 |
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Saviour Valid
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Pest said pooper...
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| Pestiferous | Mar 3 2009, 08:37 PM Post #60 |
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God
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