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exercise; does anyone else here do it?
Topic Started: Jan 10 2009, 04:27 PM (1,085 Views)
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Those cheeks are meant for smiling. Just like with Tracy Chapman.

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She looks like a spider.
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Evil_Henry
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Mock
Jan 14 2009, 05:47 AM
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Those cheeks are meant for smiling. Just like with Tracy Chapman.

Barely qualifies as a woman. <_<
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...bump
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OMFGz WTFzTEHRACIST!!!11ONE!!22EINZWEI!111!

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She is inferior. It's not racism - it's SCIENCE-FACT.
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He does have a point you know...
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As it happens, you two would make a lovely couple.

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No, no, don't just outright dismiss it. Just think about it. White Chick with Dreadlocks and British buggery specialists make for great entertainment. It's Science-fact.
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Dootle isn't white enough for my tastes. :D
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You've Already Seen The Nasty Shit, Might As Well Read The Story. Wahaha.
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Good work! No problem with finding a girlfriend now - well, until he shows them that he has nipples on his knees. :clapping:
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Jan 17 2009, 04:25 PM
Dootle isn't white enough for my tastes.  :D

What are you talking about?

Have you seen me?

I'm paler than snow and deeply respect my Uncle Adolf.

If that's what you meant.


Here is proof!


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Shouldn't you be blond? Or would this fall under the beer goggles category? (OMGz!) :P

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theDootle
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I dyed my hair dark.

Quit nit picking before I put you in an oven!
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You're probably just saluting the leader of your regional chapter of the Ginger Society.

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You're saluting three red cups! In a toga!

:P
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Carrot top's hair is now the LEAST freakish thing about him.
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theDootle
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Lol, I'm not a red head mock if that's what you are inferring.


I was playing beer pong Henry! But I wasn't in toga.

It was a Halloween party and I was a Greek Goddess.

Chose poorly on the bra though.

I didn't care by the time I had pounded some Jager though.
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Just remember, it could happen to you.

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NOT A REDHEAD!
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