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exercise; does anyone else here do it?
Topic Started: Jan 10 2009, 04:27 PM (1,083 Views)
Evil_Henry
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Red heads are cute. You're secretly envious of NOT being a redhead.

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Pestiferous
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The carpet certainly doesn't match the drapes.
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Evil_Henry
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No one wants a REAL redhead. Sheesh. :nosex@
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theDootle
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Funny thing, I was actually thinking of dying it red.

Haven't decided yet.

I was trying to go natural for the first time in a few years.
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Evil_Henry
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It's easy enough to decide, Dootle. We can have a vote!
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lori
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Can we add "Don't give a shit," as an option.
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theDootle
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How about if you "don't give a shit" you just don't vote. :D

Simple, hmm?
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lori
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Then only Mock and Henry will be voting and it won't help at all.
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Mock
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Were it not for the obvious fact that only our opinions matter. :rules: For the greater good, naturally.
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theDootle
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He has a good point you know.

It's in the PandA handbook.

:twat:
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Evil_Henry
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I just checked and it only has my name in it. Possibly an old edition. :lol:
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theDootle
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I think we all need a revised addition of the handbook.

Henry dear, please get on that.
:D
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Evil_Henry
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Thank you, Dootle. I have just amended the original transcript and it looks pretty heavily weighted towards me. I would love to elaborate but I wrote it all down in my mind using "pretend crayons" and some felt animals I found lying around. All things considered, it's pretty clear.


1) Everyone is equal.

I'll leave the next sentence until it becomes literally impossible.
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Evil_Henry desperately wants his 'mud stand' business to succeed after finally coming to terms with the reality that heavy metals and oranges do not mix up to become a refreshing multi-vitamin drink for all the kids in the neighbourhood to enjoy.

Here's to positively reliving your childhood.

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