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Topic Started: Jan 21 2009, 02:17 AM (345 Views)
stevapalooza
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Dalek Valid
It's not the size of your penis but how you use it. I use it to mix the rufies into the drinks.
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Evil_Henry
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stevapalooza
Jan 23 2009, 12:06 AM
It's not the size of your penis but how you use it. I use it to mix the rufies into the drinks.

You make some interesting drinks, Steva, I grant you - but a stirrer would have reached the bottom of the glass.

Unstirred cocktails.... ahem... are heresy. -_-
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Just remember, Steve. It starts with them asking to borrow a wrench and ends with you on a boat to Mykonos wearing a pair of assless chaps. They're insidious.
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