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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 30 2009, 12:01 PM (405 Views) | |
| Mock | Jan 30 2009, 12:01 PM Post #1 |
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Even these shameless shock tactics fail to galvanize even the slightest frisson of curiosity. For a show that's meant to broach the topic of superficialicity in modern Western culture, it never fails to remain skindeep. Most of the characters come across as insipid 'Days Of Our Lives' mannequins, and the casting is fucking horrendous.![]() Seriously though? A run-away lab experiment from the 'Neverland' ranch of 'freak circus' Michael Jackson? What is this fetal abnormality doing on television?
The scene in question: [dohtml]<embed src="http://services.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/769343686" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=9486066001&playerId=769343686&viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&domain=embed&autoStart=false&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="286" height="277" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swLiveConnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed>[/dohtml] |
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| Mock | Jan 30 2009, 12:05 PM Post #2 |
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| theDootle | Jan 30 2009, 12:19 PM Post #3 |
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I'll nip tuck you! DCOFFEEE! |
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| Mock | Jan 30 2009, 01:06 PM Post #4 |
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Dootle! Let's run off together to neogaf.com, this community is dead anyway. The only one keeping it alive is EvilHenry, and his homoerotic insistence that I'm a wheelchair-bound paraplegic is beginning to unnerve me. It's the end of an era! Who knew that fishwife morality coupled with periphrastic phraseology would have a deleterious effect on a small-pond community filled with acrimonious, angst-ridden, quasi-intellectual gnats. I sure didn't! |
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| Evil_Henry | Jan 30 2009, 01:39 PM Post #5 |
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I AM A WALKING FORUM! |
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| lori | Jan 30 2009, 02:24 PM Post #6 |
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that chick, you know
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Whatever! |
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| Evil_Henry | Jan 30 2009, 02:42 PM Post #7 |
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That section is at least quite entertaining. The video you posted is completely demented, but surely there is such a thing as the watershed to protect innocent young eyes from brutal acts of violence already? It's not a kids show and I'm guessing it's not sponsored by Haribo either. |
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| Mock | Jan 30 2009, 05:52 PM Post #8 |
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In opposed to a 'semen encrusted wheelchair-bound' forum? <_< Yet again the degenerate homosexual undercurrent to his thought processes is revealed. Sick. Just sick. And Lori, we both know that you were never really a part of this group. You're the only sane one around. (Well, except for that run-in of yours with the developmentally challenged blob at P&A, but I'll chalk it up to a power trip on your part, caused by the strident disparity in intellect between both parties.)
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| theDootle | Jan 30 2009, 05:55 PM Post #9 |
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I don't know, it sounds like a trap. <_< Will there be cookies? I'll only go if there are cookies. YOU HAVE TO PROMISE! |
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| Mock | Jan 30 2009, 07:12 PM Post #10 |
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Cookies? Nope. But there will be balloon sex.
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| theDootle | Jan 30 2009, 11:40 PM Post #11 |
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What the fuck is balloon sex? |
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| lori | Jan 30 2009, 11:54 PM Post #12 |
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that chick, you know
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You're such a sweet talker, Mock. I bet you call all the girls sane.
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Jan 30 2009, 11:59 PM Post #13 |
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...otherwise known as "Mock's spare time". |
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| theDootle | Jan 31 2009, 01:41 AM Post #14 |
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I get it now. The picture didn't show up the first time I looked. And what time for Mock ISN'T spare time? |
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| Evil_Henry | Jan 31 2009, 03:08 AM Post #15 |
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Just making bubbles here.... boop.... booop...... "I told you so" .... boop booboobedoop.... etc... etc....` What was that? It alll came true? *snorrr* Wake me up when he has admin rights.
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Jan 31 2009, 05:16 AM Post #16 |
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I like this post. Or was it Betty Boop I liked? Not sure. Henri's been a drinkin'.... sat on posting for over an hour, and then blubbered in his personal messenger for almost as long (a sure sign there's been at least a few bottles of wine down the hatch), and then the superficial posts with the deep cuts. |
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| Evil_Henry | Jan 31 2009, 06:25 AM Post #17 |
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As much fun as can be gathered from you, Erica, snuffling for truffles.... I will say... point blank is not a good way to start. No one is drunk forever. I am a drunk now of course, it would seem apparent. I suppose that technically puts me at a disadvantage. I just wish there were more people to watch. I suppose I shall have to wait. *ADVICE (Ask Pest for help. You will need it! She is your only hope!) ADVICE * Infantile nonsense, I think you'll agree. But that is the platform from which me must all descend. 3 rounds, go. |
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| Mock | Jan 31 2009, 09:22 AM Post #18 |
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Cherish it babe, because the waters have again shifted. If I were to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, Dootle would dispatch an elite ginger commando unit to my doorstep. :ph43r: You gals better sort this out.
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| theDootle | Jan 31 2009, 02:22 PM Post #19 |
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What? I'm territorial!
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Jan 31 2009, 04:18 PM Post #20 |
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Chris, Calm your self. You could do nothing to me--get that straight in your mind. Next, straighten out for yourself that I am not "enemy". Good boy. Things should read a bit clearer for you now. Cheers! Down the hatch and ally-oop! |
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