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Nip/Tuck; Pathetic Failure From Day One
Topic Started: Jan 30 2009, 12:01 PM (404 Views)
Plasoc
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I have no idea what balloon sex is but I bet it ends with a bang
De morti nil admirari
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theDootle
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Saviour Valid
:clapping:

good one!
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Mock
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As long as it wasn't Bang Bang, as that opens up a whole other can of whoop ass.

Edit: s.
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lori
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that chick, you know
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Nancy Sinatra. Seriously?
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Mock
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It's the opening to Kill Bill, if I'm not mistaken. See. Pertinence. :P
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Evil_Henry
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The messages earlier weren't typed by me. I left my computer logged in and some tramps seemed to have got to it.


:mellow:
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stevapalooza
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Damn tramps!!
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Evil_Henry
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You can imagine how I feel. You leave the room for five minutes to read classical poetry while preparing a salad and some stumbling drunk bumbles in and leaves retarded crap all over your forum.

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