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Fill Me In; In a completely non-sexual manner.
Topic Started: Feb 1 2009, 04:00 PM (668 Views)
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ErgonomicLogic
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Pete Price still thinks I'm wanker. :(
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Feb 1 2009, 09:28 PM
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Feb 1 2009, 09:26 PM
No, no, no!! Pay attention to ME.

Poor Mock. :(

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Evil_Henry
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I was convinced you'd died in some kind of eighteen man pile-up or contracted Treble AIDS. Something like that.
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Rob's gay?
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Evil_Henry
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I doubt it. Imagine all that fanny he'd have to pass up if he was fussy about gender.

Nick Cave - "Stagger Lee" from Murder Ballads

"Don't you know I'd crawl over 50 good pussies just to get to one fat boy's ass hole"
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Hi, Rob.
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Hello Serp2 (yes I remember you) and Estelle (having trouble remembering you). Were you known as Elle in the P&A chatroom, the one with the small black font?

Ergo - oddly enough I stopped listening to Pete Price's talk show. There are many prank calls to the phone-in on Youtube and some of them are hilarious.

Good to see you again, Henry. Being crushed to death by a load of bollocks and floppy dick would be great way to die. I just hope that none of the balls have black indelible ink on them.

I read in another thread on here that you got yourself a Playstation 3, as has Euph. Well that makes three of us! The moderators of Littlebigplanet got a little tetchy with the level I created. It was a nice level complete with a cunt constructed entirely from the pink floaty peach material that wobbles frantically when the Sackboy triggers a magnetic switch. A tampon constructed from polystyrene just didn't work in the level unfortunately.
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that chick, you know
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Hey, hello? What about a response to me?! Damn it to hell, I'm always the forgettable one.
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Rob's encore has made me all nostalgic, and I was wandering through old emails and realizing my hotmail account is an absolute cesspool of internet idiocy, melodrama and sheer lunacy.

I have:

An email from Phred, professing his love for Clever. An email from Clever...not professing her love for Phred.

An email from Will. *shudder*

An email from Double, checking to see if I'm still alive.

A picture of QueenAnne'sLace tits in a soapy bath.

Several emails from Cheri - one, proclaiming how great she thinks I am. Two, asking me to be Mrs. Claus at the annual P4E xmas party. Three, warning me on my behaviour on her forum (cc'd. to herself, her other self, and the boogeyman). And, finally, four - letting me know had I not let myself out the door she would have happily kicked my "wiseass".

Ah, mammories. :wub:
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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You may want to check your spam section for Cheri's suicide letter.

Doublevision is a blast from the past. I always admired his lovely bald head. I've always had fantasies about shooting my spunk all over it. We could put him out into the sunshine for a while and scrape off the 'scrambled egg' to consume at the 'pugnic'. It'd go down a storm. Mmmmmn! Protein chunks!
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Ah, Rob, Rob, Rob . . . . my favourite, olde tyme P&A bear-hunting chatter from the past.

Somewhere in the depths of my hard drive, I have a sudsy, soapy shower pic that you once sent me. I think we used to compare the length of your winkie to that of my clit.

Ah, good times!

Dyke love, baby! :boobs: :dykes: :kiss:
"Touch Her Soft Lips and Part" -- Henry V, Shakespeare
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haha Queen Lace. Otherwise known as Jaws from the Bond series.
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whoa rob is back. all grown up too i see. wb rob.
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