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teens love me!
Topic Started: Feb 2 2009, 12:38 PM (378 Views)
stevapalooza
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The Young Adults Library Services Association voted my book one of the great graphic novels for teens. I owe it all to Henry, whose love and support kept me going in the bad times. Oh not wait, actually they created the bad times. But that's good for art.

http://www.ala.org/ala/mgrps/divs/yalsa/bo...eens/09ggnt.cfm
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Mock
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Heh, heh, congratulations.

How are the sales figures? Any spike?
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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Stop throwing yourself at him, fag-on-wheels.
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Let me see.

Wrong thread. Check
Wrong target. Check
Wrong comment. Check

Imbecility check: confirmed.
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Steva, where can I buy a copy? Can I just paypal you some cash for you to send me one?

I tried to get one through Amazon.com but it never arrived, and eventually I was refunded. Right when the pound is weak as hell so I got boned by the exchange rate. Bastards.
There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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Feb 2 2009, 12:54 PM
Let me see.

Wrong thread. Check
Wrong target. Check
Wrong comment. Check

Imbecility check: confirmed.

Shut-up Mario-face.
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When you're a global success, Steva, in about forty years, I'll be there on CNN discussing the merits of your work and how most of your achievements are down to me and Mock, your disabled muse.

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Feb 2 2009, 12:55 PM
Steva, where can I buy a copy? Can I just paypal you some cash for you to send me one?

I tried to get one through Amazon.com but it never arrived, and eventually I was refunded. Right when the pound is weak as hell so I got boned by the exchange rate. Bastards.

Yeah, I hate to hear that. Youre not the only one who's had problems getting it.

I'll send you a free one if you want. I still have copies lying around, and the fact that you attempted to pay is enough for me.
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Feb 2 2009, 01:13 PM
When you're a global success, Steva, in about forty years, I'll be there on CNN discussing the merits of your work and how most of your achievements are down to me and Mock, your disabled muse.

My muse would be disabled, so that's good symbolism.
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Really? But I gave you that brilliant sociopolitical sketch only a week ago. Just remember, 'Jerome'.

:ph43r:
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stevapalooza
Feb 2 2009, 01:26 PM
ConfusedMonkey
Feb 2 2009, 12:55 PM
Steva, where can I buy a copy? Can I just paypal you some cash for you to send me one?

I tried to get one through Amazon.com but it never arrived, and eventually I was refunded. Right when the pound is weak as hell so I got boned by the exchange rate. Bastards.

Yeah, I hate to hear that. Youre not the only one who's had problems getting it.

I'll send you a free one if you want. I still have copies lying around, and the fact that you attempted to pay is enough for me.

Oooh can you sign it for me! :D

Thank you.
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I'll send you a free one if you want. I still have copies lying around, and the fact that you attempted to pay is enough for me.



Oh hey, yeah! That happenned to me as well. *cough*

Stupid amazon. Pfft.
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Hey, I'll take one if they're going free.

Specifically, can I have the one Lea asked you for that you wouldn't autograph for her? You know, the one just before she DIED? That one? Yeah?

Awesome.

If you could mail it via Holland, so I can get Mock's drool mark on it too, that would be fannytastic. I'm presuming that his rather aggressive spasticity is keeping him from using actual handwriting these days, given the random shit that appears in his increasingly ignorable posts, obviously the work of a faulty mong speech-to-text device.

Ah well, at least it's a guarantee of a shorter lifespan for the useless, gimpy fucker.

Every cloud, kids.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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You know if you worked extra hard on those sit-ups I bet you could use your ever expanding paunch as a percussion instrument of considerable weight.
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Your handbag is showing, Hawking.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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:lol:

*cue drum roll*
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Sounded more like the squeal of a rusty wheelchair to me, gimp. And a sob for all of the cheap japanese porn you can no longer rub yourself against.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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Who knew that the Scottish were ultimately to blame for rap music? I sure didn't.

:lolly:

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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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No-one clicks your links, you know this. Best just to shove the images up front like this:

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You try-hard, no dick Spastard.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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Conversing with you is the literary equivalent of holding someone down with an epileptic seisure. I know, you called dibs on the 'spaz' insult before me, but let's acknowledge the manifest destiny of your inherent spasticity. You're all over the bloody place, while you should be practicing on your drumbeats.

Now stop mashing on your keyboard and apply those fat fingers on the bulge down under.
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