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| Le_Fairy | Feb 2 2009, 09:51 PM Post #21 |
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Questioning Validation
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| Mock | Feb 2 2009, 10:00 PM Post #22 |
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | Feb 2 2009, 10:17 PM Post #23 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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Mock, I believe I'll not take you up on your offer of trading my trim, athletic build for your wheelchair-bound near-carcass. Given your far right, neo-nazi beliefs, I can see why your self-loathing manifests in quite the manner it does. Looking like that fat fucker from Nightbreed on rollerskates really can't gel all that well with your hatred of all that isn't blonde, white, upright and able-bodied. Isn't voluntary euthanasia available where you are? Invest in a pamphlet, and spare your poor, elderly mother the burden of "caring" for what's left of your palsied, wretched form. You're limiting the amount she can earn upstairs with your many "uncles" every time you emit your guttaral, pained mong-noise. The shame of it all. |
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| theDootle | Feb 3 2009, 01:15 AM Post #24 |
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Saviour Valid
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Euph! |
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| serendipity | Feb 3 2009, 01:41 AM Post #25 |
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Cyber Valid
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he thinks just because rob's back that he can come sweeping in, throwing his razor sharp wit about and rob will put him front and center in the revised version of quotes of the week. an obvious cry for attention. sad really. (pssst... rob, we've all been dying for your quotes of the week... well, mostly me but... pllllleeeeeaaaaaaaaase think about it.) |
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| Mock | Feb 3 2009, 07:54 AM Post #26 |
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At least have some sympathy for your neighbours while spazzing out in front of your computer, that seizure response dog must be coughing out its lungs by now. Just settle your plump ass back into that snug and capacious couch imprint of yours and let the alpha wave euphoria whisk you away into the land of television. |
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| lori | Feb 3 2009, 07:57 AM Post #27 |
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that chick, you know
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First Nancy Sinatra and now Melissa Gilbert? Tell the truth Mock. You're at least 50, right? Come on, you can tell me. |
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| Mock | Feb 3 2009, 10:21 AM Post #28 |
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It's my understanding that Gilbert is the queen of bad television, you know, 'movie of the week'. It's considered common knowledge and I'm sure it was covered either in Family Guy or The Simpsons. (Both invaluable for American pop culture trivia.)
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