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Fuck My Life; My life sucks but I don't give a fuck
Topic Started: Feb 10 2009, 11:30 AM (122 Views)
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Please, as if I would confide a single thing to you people. There's naivety, and there's debilitating ignorance. (Incidentally, Swords would be hovering somewhere in-between.)


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Today, I went on a first date with an Egyptian/Cuban sorority girl. I asked her what language she was brought up speaking. She said that her mom spoke to her in Spanish, but that she only ever replied in English. I said, "Oh, kinda like Chewbacca and Han Solo?" FML


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Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML


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Today, my mom was telling me a funny story about when I was young, I said 'yea I was funny huh?' and she proceeded to say 'yep, I had a funny one and a pretty one'. FML


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Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, mommy. FML


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No worries Mock. Don't despair--there is hope for you and recovering from your obsession with me.
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