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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 10 2009, 03:47 PM (1,245 Views) | |
| ConfusedMonkey | Feb 12 2009, 09:33 AM Post #41 |
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Pfft. Who DOESN'T think about Steva when they masturbate? |
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| stevapalooza | Feb 12 2009, 01:12 PM Post #42 |
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Pretty much everyone. |
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| Pestiferous | Feb 12 2009, 03:16 PM Post #43 |
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I think about Steva...at a pugnic. |
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| lori | Feb 12 2009, 03:35 PM Post #44 |
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that chick, you know
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I think of Steva masturbating at a pugnic! |
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| Mock | Feb 12 2009, 03:39 PM Post #45 |
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Oddly enough, I'm still actually waiting for that picture of a poached set of labia.
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| Evil_Henry | Feb 12 2009, 03:43 PM Post #46 |
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In Vino Veritas
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Steva's tiny wrists.
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| stevapalooza | Feb 13 2009, 12:38 AM Post #47 |
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hehehe |
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| Morguemisericordia | Feb 13 2009, 02:06 AM Post #48 |
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i think Steva is sexy. i do. |
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| stevapalooza | Feb 13 2009, 02:53 AM Post #49 |
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Not in my current bloated state I'm not! Look at the damage I've done in less than 2 years! 2007 ![]() 2009 ![]() Sorry ladies. Looks like 2009 will be a rebuilding year for fatboy. |
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| Mock | Feb 13 2009, 06:58 AM Post #50 |
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You look all adult and stuff with that extra weight, I could totally see that chick screaming "Daddy, please no" as you slap her around with some fried chicken for spilling the beer can that you had balanced on her albino ass.
Incidentally, any relation?
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| Mock | Feb 13 2009, 07:00 AM Post #51 |
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![]() They royally screwed this chap over in the X-files -- terrible muthafucking end seasons, still can't muster up the suicidal drive to watch season 10. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Feb 13 2009, 08:14 AM Post #52 |
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See, even Mock loves you. That's an unexpectedly nice compliment from him. Anyway, you're in comic books, you're supposed to be a bit overweight. It's like a rule.
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| stevapalooza | Feb 13 2009, 08:17 AM Post #53 |
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bah! No she's not an albino. And to protect her for further slander I will modify the pic to include only my fatness. And monkey, don't encourage bad habits! Shame me! It will be good motivation. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Feb 13 2009, 11:26 AM Post #54 |
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I'll be your personal trainer, fly me to New York! I'll cook healthy stuff for you and I'll yell motivational things at you while you sweat and wheeze on the treadmill.
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Feb 13 2009, 11:35 AM Post #55 |
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More proof of Mock's social and racial-knowledge, idiocy. He thinks Steva's olive skin means he's native.
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Feb 13 2009, 11:36 AM Post #56 |
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Hey missy! The free-ride train left when you banned Plague--remember????
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| Evil_Henry | Feb 13 2009, 11:39 AM Post #57 |
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Plague's banned?
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Feb 13 2009, 11:46 AM Post #58 |
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WAS ...or were you when that happened?
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| Evil_Henry | Feb 13 2009, 11:50 AM Post #59 |
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It's usually my first excuse from the list and I think it shall suffice on this occasion. <_< |
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| stevapalooza | Feb 13 2009, 12:26 PM Post #60 |
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I know your scheme. You just want free passage to New York. The minute you landed I'd probably never see you again. All I would get is a note reading "Thanks fatty!" |
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when that happened?

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