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Girl starves to death over issues with Dentists; Idiot health workers, or idiot parents?
Topic Started: Feb 10 2009, 03:47 PM (1,245 Views)
ConfusedMonkey
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Pfft. Who DOESN'T think about Steva when they masturbate?
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stevapalooza
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Pretty much everyone.
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Pestiferous
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I think about Steva...at a pugnic.
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lori
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that chick, you know
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I think of Steva masturbating at a pugnic!
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Mock
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Oddly enough, I'm still actually waiting for that picture of a poached set of labia. :thumbdown:
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Steva's tiny wrists. :wub:
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hehehe
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i think Steva is sexy.














i do.
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Not in my current bloated state I'm not! Look at the damage I've done in less than 2 years!

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Sorry ladies. Looks like 2009 will be a rebuilding year for fatboy.
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Mock
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You look all adult and stuff with that extra weight, I could totally see that chick screaming "Daddy, please no" as you slap her around with some fried chicken for spilling the beer can that you had balanced on her albino ass. :P

Incidentally, any relation?

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They royally screwed this chap over in the X-files -- terrible muthafucking end seasons, still can't muster up the suicidal drive to watch season 10.
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Feb 13 2009, 06:58 AM
You look all adult and stuff with that extra weight, I could totally see that chick screaming "Daddy, please no" as you slap her around with some fried chicken for spilling the beer can that you had balanced on her albino ass. :P


See, even Mock loves you. That's an unexpectedly nice compliment from him.


Anyway, you're in comic books, you're supposed to be a bit overweight. It's like a rule. :D
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bah! No she's not an albino. And to protect her for further slander I will modify the pic to include only my fatness.

And monkey, don't encourage bad habits! Shame me! It will be good motivation.
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I'll be your personal trainer, fly me to New York! I'll cook healthy stuff for you and I'll yell motivational things at you while you sweat and wheeze on the treadmill.

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More proof of Mock's social and racial-knowledge, idiocy. He thinks Steva's olive skin means he's native. :lol:
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Feb 13 2009, 11:26 AM
I'll be your personal trainer, fly me to New York! I'll cook healthy stuff for you and I'll yell motivational things at you while you sweat and wheeze on the treadmill.

:dominatrix:

Hey missy! The free-ride train left when you banned Plague--remember???? ;)
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Plague's banned? :huh:
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Feb 13 2009, 11:39 AM
Plague's banned? :huh:

WAS


...or were you :marsha: when that happened?
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It's usually my first excuse from the list and I think it shall suffice on this occasion. <_<
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Feb 13 2009, 11:26 AM
I'll be your personal trainer, fly me to New York! I'll cook healthy stuff for you and I'll yell motivational things at you while you sweat and wheeze on the treadmill.

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I know your scheme. You just want free passage to New York. The minute you landed I'd probably never see you again. All I would get is a note reading "Thanks fatty!"
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