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| ConfusedMonkey | Feb 13 2009, 12:37 PM Post #61 |
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I'm shocked and appalled that you'd even think that. It is true, though. Plague's not banned anymore, if he was to come back I'd let him in. I can't hold a grudge that well, I got bored of that a long time ago. |
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| Evil_Henry | Feb 13 2009, 01:07 PM Post #62 |
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I'd welcome him with open arms, as I would have at any point. He doesn't want to come back, probably partly because he expects to return to a running battle which will begin as pointless and somehow manage to slide further over time. Can't say I blame him. I certainly don't have any issues with him though. It would have been nice if he'd emailed me about the chat ban but it would have also been nice if I'd removed his picture and not made a cartoon of him. So there we go.
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| Mock | Feb 13 2009, 03:43 PM Post #63 |
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The problem with culturally sensitive polemics is that even the lowest imaginable creature can somehow extract a modicum of acknowledgment for exclaiming certain invidious allegations. The accusation of racism is truly the 21th century equivalent of the accusation of witchcraft. Very well done, Leftist Church Of Multiculturalism, I salute you -- your social control mechanisms are truly diabolical. And you know, Steve does look like a Native American chief -- it's the lighting and facial structure. Wouldn't you agree, Steve? Any ancestral claims in that department? Any? Cuz I googled quite a number of jokes... Just kidding. :ph43r: |
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| Mock | Feb 13 2009, 03:47 PM Post #64 |
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And this is why you're fat. |
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| stevapalooza | Feb 13 2009, 11:34 PM Post #65 |
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Ew. I wouldn't eat anything on that site. That's midwestern hayseed food. I'm a hip cosmopolitan New Yorker. I gained all my weight from martinis. And no, no Indian blood. I think Rob thought I was Arab. People just go thru a mental roladex of big nosed olive, skinned races. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Feb 14 2009, 12:17 AM Post #66 |
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Holy fuck, you are retarded. You should refrain from any further racial comments until you can at least identify them correctly. Clearly steva is of Italian descent, and clearly he gained the weight from living in the culinary mecca of the world, and even more clearly his stereotypically Italian blood makes it so he "likes to eat". |
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| stevapalooza | Feb 14 2009, 12:24 AM Post #67 |
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This is true. Swords speaks the truth. It's hard to have even a drop of Italian blood and not get fat at some point. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Feb 14 2009, 12:25 AM Post #68 |
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Let me guess... you gain more weight when in a relationship? |
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| Morguemisericordia | Feb 14 2009, 12:40 AM Post #69 |
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uh, for the record...i've seen the 2009 photo. before i posted. can't help it. i italian/sicilian/colombian men...it's the "who the hell cares if i'm fat, i'm gonna fuck you stupid" thing, i think. |
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| Evil_Henry | Feb 14 2009, 02:18 AM Post #70 |
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I can only assume the erudite nordic alcoholic thing is out of fashion these days. :rolleyes: |
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| stevapalooza | Feb 14 2009, 12:02 PM Post #71 |
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Only if I'm looking to get out of it.
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| stevapalooza | Feb 14 2009, 12:09 PM Post #72 |
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Aww TY Morgue. Yeah women are a little better than men at looking past (or at least tolerating) physical imperfection. Bless your hearts. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Feb 14 2009, 03:56 PM Post #73 |
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I've had 3 serious relationships with 3 Italian-blooded men.... one of them is my current husband. 3 things I can blanketly summarize from my "study": - Not all Italians gain weight (my husband is very thin and roman looking) - Italians eat, and eat, and eat until the food stops coming (there doesn't appear to be a "full" switch) - Italian men have huge cocks
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| theDootle | Feb 14 2009, 05:20 PM Post #74 |
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My roommate is near full blooded Italian, and he claims to have a small penis. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Feb 14 2009, 05:21 PM Post #75 |
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He just wants you to be so interested to find out if it's true that you'll ask him to show it to you. And then, he hopes you'll exclaim "OH EHM GEE, IT"S HUGE." To which he'll reply, "Noooo, I think it's really small", and you'll respond gushing over it's enormity. Don't you know anything? Stoopid gurl. :rolleyes: |
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| theDootle | Feb 14 2009, 05:25 PM Post #76 |
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Haha, sweetie, he has a girlfriend. And we view each other in a very non-sexual way. I'm just one of the guys to him and my other roommate. And I have seen my other roommates penis, but that's because he loves dropping his pants and drawing attention to him self. In fact, the only person in our circle of friends that hasn't seen his penis, is my boyfriend. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Feb 14 2009, 05:26 PM Post #77 |
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You think a girlfriend matters when it comes to showing off their cock? Non-sexual way... thatswhatSHEsaid. <_< |
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| theDootle | Feb 14 2009, 05:30 PM Post #78 |
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Lol, I think if he wanted me to see his penis, he would have shown it to me at least once in the 8 years we've known each other. He gets grossed out by the thought of me having sex or doing girl things. Also had zero interest when I got my nipples pierced. |
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| Mock | Feb 14 2009, 09:58 PM Post #79 |
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That's because you don't have any Otaku gimmicks installed yet.
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| theDootle | Feb 15 2009, 02:16 PM Post #80 |
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What the fuck are you talking about Mock? |
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