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Girl starves to death over issues with Dentists; Idiot health workers, or idiot parents?
Topic Started: Feb 10 2009, 03:47 PM (1,244 Views)
ConfusedMonkey
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stevapalooza
Feb 13 2009, 12:26 PM
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Feb 13 2009, 11:26 AM
I'll be your personal trainer, fly me to New York! I'll cook healthy stuff for you and I'll yell motivational things at you while you sweat and wheeze on the treadmill.

:dominatrix:

I know your scheme. You just want free passage to New York. The minute you landed I'd probably never see you again. All I would get is a note reading "Thanks fatty!"

I'm shocked and appalled that you'd even think that.



It is true, though.


Plague's not banned anymore, if he was to come back I'd let him in. I can't hold a grudge that well, I got bored of that a long time ago.
There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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I'd welcome him with open arms, as I would have at any point. He doesn't want to come back, probably partly because he expects to return to a running battle which will begin as pointless and somehow manage to slide further over time.

Can't say I blame him. I certainly don't have any issues with him though. It would have been nice if he'd emailed me about the chat ban but it would have also been nice if I'd removed his picture and not made a cartoon of him.

So there we go. :judge:
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The problem with culturally sensitive polemics is that even the lowest imaginable creature can somehow extract a modicum of acknowledgment for exclaiming certain invidious allegations.

The accusation of racism is truly the 21th century equivalent of the accusation of witchcraft. Very well done, Leftist Church Of Multiculturalism, I salute you -- your social control mechanisms are truly diabolical.

And you know, Steve does look like a Native American chief -- it's the lighting and facial structure. Wouldn't you agree, Steve? Any ancestral claims in that department? Any? Cuz I googled quite a number of jokes...


Just kidding. :ph43r:
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And this is why you're fat.
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Ew. I wouldn't eat anything on that site. That's midwestern hayseed food. I'm a hip cosmopolitan New Yorker. I gained all my weight from martinis.

And no, no Indian blood. I think Rob thought I was Arab. People just go thru a mental roladex of big nosed olive, skinned races.
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And you know, Steve does look like a Native American chief -- it's the lighting and facial structure. Wouldn't you agree, Steve? Any ancestral claims in that department? Any? Cuz I googled quite a number of jokes...


Holy fuck, you are retarded. You should refrain from any further racial comments until you can at least identify them correctly.

Clearly steva is of Italian descent, and clearly he gained the weight from living in the culinary mecca of the world, and even more clearly his stereotypically Italian blood makes it so he "likes to eat".
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This is true. Swords speaks the truth. It's hard to have even a drop of Italian blood and not get fat at some point.
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Let me guess... you gain more weight when in a relationship?
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uh, for the record...i've seen the 2009 photo. before i posted.

can't help it. i :wub: italian/sicilian/colombian men...

it's the "who the hell cares if i'm fat, i'm gonna fuck you stupid" thing, i think.
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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Evil_Henry
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I can only assume the erudite nordic alcoholic thing is out of fashion these days. :rolleyes:
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Feb 14 2009, 12:25 AM
Let me guess... you gain more weight when in a relationship?

Only if I'm looking to get out of it. :P
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Feb 14 2009, 12:40 AM
uh, for the record...i've seen the 2009 photo. before i posted.

can't help it. i :wub: italian/sicilian/colombian men...

it's the "who the hell cares if i'm fat, i'm gonna fuck you stupid" thing, i think.

Aww TY Morgue. Yeah women are a little better than men at looking past (or at least tolerating) physical imperfection. Bless your hearts.
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I've had 3 serious relationships with 3 Italian-blooded men.... one of them is my current husband.

3 things I can blanketly summarize from my "study":

- Not all Italians gain weight (my husband is very thin and roman looking)
- Italians eat, and eat, and eat until the food stops coming (there doesn't appear to be a "full" switch)
- Italian men have huge cocks

:)
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My roommate is near full blooded Italian, and he claims to have a small penis.
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He just wants you to be so interested to find out if it's true that you'll ask him to show it to you. And then, he hopes you'll exclaim "OH EHM GEE, IT"S HUGE." To which he'll reply, "Noooo, I think it's really small", and you'll respond gushing over it's enormity.

Don't you know anything? Stoopid gurl. :rolleyes:
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Haha, sweetie, he has a girlfriend.

And we view each other in a very non-sexual way.

I'm just one of the guys to him and my other roommate.

And I have seen my other roommates penis, but that's because he loves dropping his pants and drawing attention to him self.

In fact, the only person in our circle of friends that hasn't seen his penis, is my boyfriend.
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Haha, sweetie, he has a girlfriend.

And we view each other in a very non-sexual way.



You think a girlfriend matters when it comes to showing off their cock? Non-sexual way... thatswhatSHEsaid. <_<
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Lol, I think if he wanted me to see his penis, he would have shown it to me at least once in the 8 years we've known each other.


He gets grossed out by the thought of me having sex or doing girl things. Also had zero interest when I got my nipples pierced.
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That's because you don't have any Otaku gimmicks installed yet.

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What the fuck are you talking about Mock?
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