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Girl starves to death over issues with Dentists; Idiot health workers, or idiot parents?
Topic Started: Feb 10 2009, 03:47 PM (1,242 Views)
Mock
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Nipple piercings are a nineties novelty, dear. Now-a-days, if you don't have organic implants installed in your mammary glands, such as fully functional whip cream dispensers, well, expect the provincial.
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stevapalooza
Feb 14 2009, 12:09 PM
Morguemisericordia
Feb 14 2009, 12:40 AM
uh, for the record...i've seen the 2009 photo.  before i posted.

can't help it.  i  :wub:  italian/sicilian/colombian men...

it's the "who the hell cares if i'm fat, i'm gonna fuck you stupid" thing, i think.

Aww TY Morgue. Yeah women are a little better than men at looking past (or at least tolerating) physical imperfection. Bless your hearts.

welcome, darling.
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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Mock
Feb 15 2009, 03:24 PM
Nipple piercings are a nineties novelty, dear. Now-a-days, if you don't have organic implants installed in your mammary glands, such as fully functional whip cream dispensers, well, expect the provincial.

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I'm Italian, and I have a huge cock.
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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great. now i'll want to fuck you.
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lori
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that chick, you know
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Yeah, right. Like you didn't before.
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Pestiferous
Feb 16 2009, 07:09 PM
I'm Italian, and I have a huge cock.

BAHAHAHAHHAH!

I almost spit food all over my monitor at work!




I always knew there was something I liked about you Pest.





As for you Mock, shut up.

You're just pissed that you'll never see them.
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You'll gain acceptance one day. :D
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lori
Feb 17 2009, 04:14 AM
Yeah, right. Like you didn't before.

well, that particular fantasy involved a group setting...with you and Kathy included

:tongueroll:
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that chick, you know
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I'll bring the strap ons!
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