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13 year old follows in dad's footsteps
Topic Started: Feb 13 2009, 05:35 PM (277 Views)
ErgonomicLogic
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13 year old knocks up fatass girlfriend

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He should have pushed the bitch off the jungle gym.
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theDootle
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Mock already linked us to that.
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ErgonomicLogic
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The absurdity deserves its own thread. Also, doesn't he remind you so much of Ardra's son? Grandma Ardra. How sweet, awww.
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Very good point Ergo.


But I don't know what Ardra's son looks like.
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Birth pics please.
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theDootle
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What?


Ew! :vomit:
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And another chav is born!
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When I spoke to him he started crying. He said it was the first time he’d had sex, that he didn’t know what he was doing and of the complications that could come.


Dutch sex education anyone???

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Last night Michaela Aston, of the anti-abortion Christian charity LIFE, said: “We commend these teenagers for their courage in bringing their child into the world.


“At the same time this is symptomatic of the over-sexualisation of our youngsters and shows the policy of value-free sex education just isn’t working.”



I don't think it says that at all. It says that this boy needed MORE details in sex education. He didn't know enough to put a condom on? That has nothing to do with "value-free".
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I don't think it says either. I would never expect a high-level value judgement from a 13 year old boy; and neither does the legal system.

The "old ways" (circa 20 years ago), say that a 13 year old boy is utterly non-sexual to any woman.

Times are a changin'
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The kid hadn't had the 'birds and the bees' talk yet, his dad says so in the article. If he'd understood that hid girlfriend could become pregnant even from the first time etc then I doubt this mistake would still have been made.

Kids need sex education from a younger age. This should never have been allowed to happen.
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The Netherlands has the lowest teen pregnancy rate in Europe. Social attitudes to teenage sex and pregnancy are very different to those in the UK.

In Holland, there is social stigma attached to getting pregnant, while in some poor areas of the UK, pregnancy has become normalised.


While I hate to reaffirm yet another damning stereotype, most teenage pregnancies in the Netherlands are attributable to either immigrant youths or an interchange between indigenous teenage girls and teenage boys of the immigrant community -- street culture tends to be the main corrupting influence, notably the African-American/hiphop culture that has been exported all over the globe and embraced by almost every ethnicity on this planet. I know, it's terrible of me to point this out, and the question would arise yet again: will I ever shut up about these statistically verifiable ineffable taboo-subjects? :D
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So, what? You shun them? Refuse to acknowledge their sinful presence?
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:lol:

I believe you've missed the point, in its entirety.
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the point: Mock is always right. always.
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Say no to the neo-fascist ideological doctrine of multiculturalism! :P
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'cause odds are you'll be left in the cold....
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http://guanabee.com/2009/02/alfie-patten-not-father


he might not be the father.


Aparently this 15 year old girl is a little trollop.
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While I hate to reaffirm yet another damning stereotype, most teenage pregnancies in the Netherlands are attributable to either immigrant youths or an interchange between indigenous teenage girls and teenage boys of the immigrant community


I can't find any info that suggests this is true. Got a link?


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-- street culture tends to be the main corrupting influence, notably the African-American/hiphop culture that has been exported all over the globe and embraced by almost every ethnicity on this planet.



Really. So "street culture" only affects immigrants in the Netherlands, thus producing a higher teenage pregnancy rate?

That's amazing. As "street culture" permeates Canada, as do immigrants, our teenage pregnancy rates are on a steady decline.

What has the Netherlands done to rap???
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