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Happy Birthday Henry; You fucking liar.
Topic Started: Feb 14 2009, 12:32 AM (364 Views)
Xx_SwordWords_xX
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You've got to be older than 31. Are you birthday-date lying? You just think you're mother fucking cupid don't you?

Cheers :marsha:
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You're right. I am 32. <_<
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Evil_Henry
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Ok, after a technical fault we're back up. Neil says the circuits are now rock solid and - well believe me - Neil knows his circuitry.
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Henry has a birthday like normal people? Wow. I never actually considered that possibility. Happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday!!

There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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Your birthday is on Valentines Day?
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Emoticons are still down, site wasn't accessible for most of the day. Swords making a birthday thread -- right.
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lori
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that chick, you know
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Henry, the fact that you're younger than me annoys me to no end. Happy fucking birthday.
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Why would it annoy you? Believe the lies, the golden years are there for the taking. Geriatric folk have sex you know, with people.
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Mock
Feb 14 2009, 09:19 PM
Emoticons are still down, site wasn't accessible for most of the day. Swords making a birthday thread -- right.

Would you just shut the fuck up, you annoying terd?

You are so out of touch with reality that's is scary in a serial-killer-type way.
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:clap: :clap: :clap:

Happy Bday Henry, you managed to live another year. :nod:
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Cleva: you don't post near as often as I'd like.



Hope it was smashing, Henry.
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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Feb 15 2009, 12:36 AM
Mock
Feb 14 2009, 09:19 PM
Emoticons are still down, site wasn't accessible for most of the day. Swords making a birthday thread -- right.

Would you just shut the fuck up, you annoying terd?

You are so out of touch with reality that's is scary in a serial-killer-type way.

Ah-oh, I suspect a certain sixties shower scene is afoot -- not to be taken literally, by all means. *shudders*
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needling - your specialty.
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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Mock
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I prefer moxibustion, actually.
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happy belated birthday henry :D
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Morguemisericordia
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Feb 15 2009, 03:32 PM
I prefer moxibustion, actually.

oh, right, i forgot.... if people aren't using a dictionary and a thesaurus to relate to you, you're not doing it right. :kiss:
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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:kiss: morgue
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Clever, how is the grapevine? Throw me a bone, will ya? Anything will do, as long as it doesn't involve either Skull or Roll. :thumbsup: I'll reveal Evil_Henry's real birthday in exchange.
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Happy Birthday, Henry ! Sorry I'm so late.
I was thinking about you, and this place. So, did you have a party or what? How'd it go?
Like Mock says, throw us a bone.... :blink:
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