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| Happy Birthday Henry; You fucking liar. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 14 2009, 12:32 AM (362 Views) | |
| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Feb 14 2009, 12:32 AM Post #1 |
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You've got to be older than 31. Are you birthday-date lying? You just think you're mother fucking cupid don't you? Cheers
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| Evil_Henry | Feb 14 2009, 02:08 AM Post #2 |
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In Vino Veritas
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You're right. I am 32. <_< |
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| Evil_Henry | Feb 14 2009, 07:17 AM Post #3 |
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Ok, after a technical fault we're back up. Neil says the circuits are now rock solid and - well believe me - Neil knows his circuitry. |
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| stevapalooza | Feb 14 2009, 12:11 PM Post #4 |
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Henry has a birthday like normal people? Wow. I never actually considered that possibility. Happy birthday! |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Feb 14 2009, 03:41 PM Post #5 |
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Happy Birthday!! |
| There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey. | |
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| theDootle | Feb 14 2009, 05:20 PM Post #6 |
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Your birthday is on Valentines Day? |
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| Mock | Feb 14 2009, 09:19 PM Post #7 |
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Emoticons are still down, site wasn't accessible for most of the day. Swords making a birthday thread -- right. |
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| lori | Feb 14 2009, 10:28 PM Post #8 |
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that chick, you know
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Henry, the fact that you're younger than me annoys me to no end. Happy fucking birthday. |
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| Mock | Feb 14 2009, 10:43 PM Post #9 |
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Why would it annoy you? Believe the lies, the golden years are there for the taking. Geriatric folk have sex you know, with people. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Feb 15 2009, 12:36 AM Post #10 |
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Would you just shut the fuck up, you annoying terd? You are so out of touch with reality that's is scary in a serial-killer-type way. |
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| cleverscreename | Feb 15 2009, 01:48 PM Post #11 |
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Happy Bday Henry, you managed to live another year.
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| Morguemisericordia | Feb 15 2009, 03:27 PM Post #12 |
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Cleva: you don't post near as often as I'd like. Hope it was smashing, Henry. |
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| Mock | Feb 15 2009, 03:28 PM Post #13 |
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Ah-oh, I suspect a certain sixties shower scene is afoot -- not to be taken literally, by all means. *shudders* |
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| Morguemisericordia | Feb 15 2009, 03:30 PM Post #14 |
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needling - your specialty. |
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| Mock | Feb 15 2009, 03:32 PM Post #15 |
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I prefer moxibustion, actually. |
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| serendipity | Feb 16 2009, 12:36 AM Post #16 |
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happy belated birthday henry
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| Morguemisericordia | Feb 17 2009, 12:03 AM Post #17 |
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oh, right, i forgot.... if people aren't using a dictionary and a thesaurus to relate to you, you're not doing it right.
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| cleverscreename | Feb 21 2009, 01:34 PM Post #18 |
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morgue
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| Mock | Feb 21 2009, 04:51 PM Post #19 |
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Clever, how is the grapevine? Throw me a bone, will ya? Anything will do, as long as it doesn't involve either Skull or Roll.
I'll reveal Evil_Henry's real birthday in exchange.
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| esttelle | Feb 25 2009, 03:28 PM Post #20 |
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Happy Birthday, Henry ! Sorry I'm so late. I was thinking about you, and this place. So, did you have a party or what? How'd it go? Like Mock says, throw us a bone....
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I'll reveal Evil_Henry's real birthday in exchange.

8:19 AM Jul 11