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Topic Started: Feb 21 2009, 09:18 AM (708 Views)
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About lobster? Yes.

You? Maybe. Do you have lobster? Cheesy buns?

Are you a fluffer girl??? :unsure:
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Apparently, the humane thing to do is to keep living lobsters in subzero temperatures just before they're thrown into the pot of boiling water headfirst.
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Feb 27 2009, 06:55 PM
esttelle
Feb 27 2009, 10:13 PM
You were talking about us, weren't you?

Relax. I only mentioned that I hated you once . ;)

You never hated me....

<_<








You bitch...
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In time dear, in time.
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Yes Dootle, I never hated you, I never liked Henry, etc. etc.

In time I will hate to love you all.
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Mar 1 2009, 12:36 AM
Yes Dootle, I never hated you, I never liked Henry, etc. etc.

In time I will hate to love you all.

She does love us, Dootle. She even likes Mock. :batman:
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Sure, up until the shower scene I'm sure.

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I used to love Mallard porn. -_-
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Feb 28 2009, 07:36 PM
Yes Dootle, I never hated you, I never liked Henry, etc. etc.

In time I will hate to love you all.

:wub: :wub: :wub:

Oh Swords!!!


I've got you all figured out.


You're just one big ball of mushy gushy love for us!


KISS KISS KISS KISS!
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NO SEX TONIGHT!
Date: 2005-02-18, 9:18AM PST


I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.



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BAHAHHAHAHAHAH!


I don't know what the deal is with women that don't want to have sex.

My last partner (yes a man) NEVER wanted to have sex. Like ever.

GAWD it was so fucking annoying.

He actually said to me one night "i'm just not in the mood"

GAH!

Luckily, the man I bagged this time is actually a man. Wants sex a lot.

Mmmmm
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Lori
I think someone broke Mock. Pity.
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Come again? Someone actually likes me in these here parts? :lol:
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Morguemisericordia
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Yes, Lori...


regressed all the way down to a 1997 email chain letter...

Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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Mar 3 2009, 10:09 PM
Yes, Lori...


regressed all the way down to a 1997 email chain letter...

:wub: I think I finally love you. All dootle-clingy style and everything! :kiss:
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My desperate attempt at soliciting e-recognition, ignored. What capacity for human compassion I once had is now forever more, lost.

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Mar 4 2009, 03:57 AM
My desperate attempt at soliciting e-recognition, ignored.

Maybe next time you should just ask for what you want.
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What baleful obtusity is this? Explain yourself.
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No hidden meanings. If you want e-recognized, don't try to garner it with random and meaningless links and youtube videos. Say something of substance!
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