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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Feb 28 2009, 08:05 AM Post #21 |
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About lobster? Yes. You? Maybe. Do you have lobster? Cheesy buns? Are you a fluffer girl???
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| Mock | Feb 28 2009, 08:36 AM Post #22 |
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Apparently, the humane thing to do is to keep living lobsters in subzero temperatures just before they're thrown into the pot of boiling water headfirst. |
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| theDootle | Feb 28 2009, 03:58 PM Post #23 |
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You never hated me.... <_< You bitch... |
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| Evil_Henry | Mar 1 2009, 12:20 AM Post #24 |
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In time dear, in time. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Mar 1 2009, 12:36 AM Post #25 |
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Yes Dootle, I never hated you, I never liked Henry, etc. etc. In time I will hate to love you all. |
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| Mock | Mar 1 2009, 12:16 PM Post #26 |
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| Evil_Henry | Mar 1 2009, 05:09 PM Post #27 |
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She does love us, Dootle. She even likes Mock.
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| Mock | Mar 1 2009, 07:25 PM Post #28 |
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Sure, up until the shower scene I'm sure.
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| Evil_Henry | Mar 1 2009, 07:48 PM Post #29 |
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I used to love Mallard porn.
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| theDootle | Mar 2 2009, 02:32 AM Post #30 |
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Oh Swords!!! I've got you all figured out. You're just one big ball of mushy gushy love for us! KISS KISS KISS KISS! |
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| Mock | Mar 3 2009, 10:17 AM Post #31 |
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NO SEX TONIGHT! Date: 2005-02-18, 9:18AM PST I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?" I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. PostingID: 60286784 |
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| theDootle | Mar 3 2009, 12:15 PM Post #32 |
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BAHAHHAHAHAHAH! I don't know what the deal is with women that don't want to have sex. My last partner (yes a man) NEVER wanted to have sex. Like ever. GAWD it was so fucking annoying. He actually said to me one night "i'm just not in the mood" GAH! Luckily, the man I bagged this time is actually a man. Wants sex a lot. Mmmmm |
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| lori | Mar 3 2009, 01:49 PM Post #33 |
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that chick, you know
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I think someone broke Mock. Pity. |
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| Mock | Mar 3 2009, 05:09 PM Post #34 |
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Come again? Someone actually likes me in these here parts?
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| Morguemisericordia | Mar 3 2009, 10:09 PM Post #35 |
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Yes, Lori... regressed all the way down to a 1997 email chain letter... |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Mar 4 2009, 04:18 AM Post #36 |
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I think I finally love you. All dootle-clingy style and everything!
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| Mock | Mar 4 2009, 08:57 AM Post #37 |
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My desperate attempt at soliciting e-recognition, ignored. What capacity for human compassion I once had is now forever more, lost. [dohtml]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vPnlXR2fTB8&hl=nl&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vPnlXR2fTB8&hl=nl&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/dohtml] |
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| lori | Mar 4 2009, 10:09 AM Post #38 |
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that chick, you know
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Maybe next time you should just ask for what you want. |
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| Mock | Mar 4 2009, 12:44 PM Post #39 |
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What baleful obtusity is this? Explain yourself. |
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| lori | Mar 4 2009, 02:10 PM Post #40 |
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that chick, you know
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No hidden meanings. If you want e-recognized, don't try to garner it with random and meaningless links and youtube videos. Say something of substance! |
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