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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 21 2009, 09:18 AM (706 Views) | |
| theDootle | Mar 4 2009, 10:29 PM Post #41 |
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Seconded! |
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| Morguemisericordia | Mar 5 2009, 03:10 AM Post #42 |
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lol. then FB me already. |
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| Evil_Henry | Mar 5 2009, 01:50 PM Post #43 |
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In Vino Veritas
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Mock... please don't ask for what you want. I'd really rather this site wasn't shut down. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Mar 5 2009, 11:03 PM Post #44 |
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Satan Valid
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FB as in facebook or FB as in Fuck-me-from-behind?
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| theDootle | Mar 6 2009, 01:23 AM Post #45 |
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It's Morgue... ...I think you know the answer to that one. |
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| Mock | Mar 6 2009, 10:48 AM Post #46 |
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What a poorly reconstructed echo, wholly misapplied and utterly disjointed from - what should have been, a contextually-obligated narrative. 1.) It was an act of nonsensical frivolity, meaningless per definition. 2.) Meaningless links and youtube videos are either comically interjected, illustratively added or mockingly placed in contrast. 3.) 'Substance' appears to act as a prohibitive threshold for interaction. 4.) Do not pretend, but listen, to the swivel of the impending ray of death.
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| Mock | Mar 6 2009, 10:55 AM Post #47 |
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Homogeneity, it will arrive after the singularity. Ravenous nano-goop, the only answer really. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Mar 6 2009, 11:45 AM Post #48 |
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Somebody broke him again. :rolleyes: |
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| Mock | Mar 6 2009, 12:01 PM Post #49 |
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Try talking into your husband's penis. It'll come, it'll come. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Mar 6 2009, 12:30 PM Post #50 |
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That's hillarious.... and creepy.
I was just talking into his penis. I told him it was a microphone. This was probably happening as you were posting that. Stalkr. |
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| Mock | Mar 6 2009, 12:33 PM Post #51 |
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Here comes the Plague routine again. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Mar 6 2009, 12:37 PM Post #52 |
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Satan Valid
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That makes no sense you retard. |
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| Mock | Mar 6 2009, 01:02 PM Post #53 |
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Oh this Miley Cyrus.
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| esttelle | Mar 6 2009, 01:07 PM Post #54 |
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LOL !!! |
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| Evil_Henry | Mar 6 2009, 01:44 PM Post #55 |
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Neogenesis Evangelion certainly set sail in that direction. |
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| Evil_Henry | Mar 6 2009, 01:47 PM Post #56 |
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Don't blow into the vagina! Handy Hints about fanny blasts and use as an abortion aid (Genuinely safe for work) |
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