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Topic Started: Feb 21 2009, 09:18 AM (706 Views)
theDootle
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Seconded!
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Morguemisericordia
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Mar 4 2009, 04:18 AM
Morguemisericordia
Mar 3 2009, 10:09 PM
Yes, Lori...


regressed all the way down to a 1997 email chain letter...

:wub: I think I finally love you. All dootle-clingy style and everything! :kiss:

lol. :clapping:

then FB me already.
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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Evil_Henry
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Mock... please don't ask for what you want. I'd really rather this site wasn't shut down.
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FB as in facebook or FB as in Fuck-me-from-behind? :huh:
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theDootle
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It's Morgue...




...I think you know the answer to that one.
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lori
Mar 4 2009, 02:10 PM
No hidden meanings.  If you want e-recognized, don't try to garner it with random and meaningless links and youtube videos.  Say something of substance!

:lol:

What a poorly reconstructed echo, wholly misapplied and utterly disjointed from - what should have been, a contextually-obligated narrative.

1.) It was an act of nonsensical frivolity, meaningless per definition.

2.) Meaningless links and youtube videos are either comically interjected, illustratively added or mockingly placed in contrast.
3.) 'Substance' appears to act as a prohibitive threshold for interaction.
4.) Do not pretend, but listen, to the swivel of the impending ray of death.

:dalekray: :dalekray: :dalekray:
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Evil_Henry
Mar 5 2009, 01:50 PM
Mock... please don't ask for what you want.  I'd really rather this site wasn't shut down.


Homogeneity, it will arrive after the singularity. Ravenous nano-goop, the only answer really.
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Somebody broke him again. :rolleyes:
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Try talking into your husband's penis. It'll come, it'll come.
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:lol: That's hillarious.... and creepy. :huh:

I was just talking into his penis. I told him it was a microphone. This was probably happening as you were posting that.

Stalkr.
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Here comes the Plague routine again.
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That makes no sense you retard.
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Oh this Miley Cyrus. :lol:
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LOL !!!
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Mar 6 2009, 10:55 AM
Evil_Henry
Mar 5 2009, 01:50 PM
Mock... please don't ask for what you want.  I'd really rather this site wasn't shut down.


Homogeneity, it will arrive after the singularity. Ravenous nano-goop, the only answer really.

Neogenesis Evangelion certainly set sail in that direction.
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Mar 6 2009, 12:30 PM
I was just talking into his penis. I told him it was a microphone. This was probably happening as you were posting that.

Don't blow into the vagina!

Handy Hints about fanny blasts and use as an abortion aid (Genuinely safe for work)
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