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Happy Birthday; Magnum
Topic Started: May 15 2007, 06:02 PM (837 Views)
usonofabitch
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Another year closer to your Pension you old gezzer, for a bit of an old dodger you play an half decent game of billiards (occasionally), wont be long now before you start shaking a bit when your down on the shot, give us all a bit of a chance :P
As for presents i've bought some vitamen pills and a scarf and a voucher for BUPA just for a check up ( can never be to careful at your age).
Untill the next time B) B)
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Thanks for that Nick! I knew I could rely on you for a few harsh truths! Getting a bit sensitive at my age. You've got to be a bit more gentle. Soon be looking like Mr Tully. Anyway I'm not using cue as walking stick just yet. By the way! Never mind the billiards, who knocked you out the Butterworth! Ahemmm!! ;)
See you soon for a knock at billiards when I get my new cue.
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new cue ????? you just sound like kevin

any way arnt you suppose to get a telegram off the queen

to celebrate your birthday

not a new cue ????? :P :P :P :P
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happy birthday gaz (21 tho - my arse)

Talking to westy in tesco the other night, saying that he doesnt know if or who he will be playing for if he moves in with his new other arf..

Is our transfer window open yet..lol, anyone looking to move to pastures new??

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[size=7]Happy Birthday Maggers

I here Meldrew has sent you a present in the post - one of his old books from his collection that he didnt bother to read it is called :

HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE!!!!!

:ph43r: Av It :ph43r:[/size]
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Very good lads. Thanks for that! :lol:
As for transfers. Anyone is welcome at W/field and I mean "Anyone" Joe ;) Dave Wright should be due for a change by now. As for Westy, he'll still be there. He'll have had about 3 women by then with his new babe magnet Audi. As long as he doent wrap it round another DHL van.
Any way who is on transfer list? Let us know who you are?
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Happy Birthday yer old fart !!!!
Thermal Underwear XXL is in the post mate, along with those Fisherman Friends.bbrrrrrr to keep you warm over those winter months.
PS do you get a free clipper card for the bus mate??
Cya next year maggers of if we sort summat out inbetween.
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Come on lads i'm having a whip round, i think a quarter of Werthers Originals are in order :lol:

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its when he starts to smell of piss n biscuits that you know he's gettin old!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'll keep that in mind Rob! First sign of smell I shall looking for most painless form of euthanasia.
Anyway sounds like you have plenty experience of this. Are you a social worker, work in a charity shop or are you really older than you look??
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its rumoured he collects his motability car next week, he couldnt get an Audi Cabriolet like westy, as the higher rate of mobility is £35 per week, sooo ! Look after that nissan micra gaz...lol

And if your ever out of a job.. B&Q are always taking on 65+ aged staff, i shall get you an application form...
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its when he starts to smell of piss n biscuits that you know he's gettin old!!!!!!!!!!!!


i use to get the bus alot!!!
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happy birthday maggers...were thinking of nicking some of your players actually...and that 2nd table of yours is so slow even me and chris couldnt get the white to go twice up the table
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thought they were knocking your club down anyway
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Happy birthday ANT!!
They say now you've reached "40" you're hanging up your cue or is it now you are wed the missus wont let you out ;)
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Happy birthday Ant.
Didn't see any thumb prints last time I saw you....
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Happy Birthday Ant

Best wishes pal
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Birthdays coming in thick and fast as Flukemaster hits 35!
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flukemaster?? is this chris west, as he is the flukiest guy i know !! if not it should be

ps, is chris's car been unmashed yet?

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Who would beleive Mark Moses is only 40.
Never mind Mark you always have me to keep you feeling young :lol:
[size=7]HAPPY BIRTHDAY[/size]
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