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| Happy Birthday; Magnum | |
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| joehague | Aug 23 2007, 11:53 AM Post #21 |
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[size=7]HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK.... [/size] Whilst i look old, still a couple of years to my 40th... Joe |
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| MarkP | Aug 23 2007, 12:36 PM Post #22 |
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He must have had an uphill paper round.... All the best, Mark
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| no fin luck again | Aug 24 2007, 10:37 AM Post #23 |
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Thanks for the comments lads. They say things get better with age so if that rings true I am expecting me best season ever this year!! Watch out!!! |
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| Neversaydie | Aug 24 2007, 09:35 PM Post #24 |
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HA! HA! HA! That was just as funny as the Liverpool gag. Keep them coming Joe!
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| joehague | Aug 26 2007, 06:43 PM Post #25 |
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Isn't there an age limit for players to retire maggers.... cos I am sure you cant be far away... I shall look at a few care homes old pal and see if they can get you in.., they have reduced the age of entry to 60, so your ok Joe |
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| Neversaydie | Aug 27 2007, 02:59 PM Post #26 |
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OOOHHH!! Joe you are touchy when it comes to age! Never mind Nick! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You dont mind people knowing you're getting old! Getting close to the big one! Now I know why you are getting into billiards. Be bowls next! Heard you are getting rid of the cortina and getting a rover 75 Also heard you're missus is trading you in for a younger model. Tell her she does'nt have to look any further than me. I've been told I look 10 years younger since shaving off the tache. I look 29 now.
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| usonofabitch | Aug 27 2007, 05:15 PM Post #27 |
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Why thank you for remembering my birthday Maggers and arn't you the young fella now the tach has gone, i'm thinking aerodynamic when down on the shot, what ever next nivia face cream with an anti wrinkle formula :lol: Soon be up to your standards at billiards just need a little more time 20 years should do it :lol: at least our handi caps are the same this season but i have an agreement with DD if we meet each other dave says it wiil be allowed if i poke you in the eye and kick you in goolies should even things up a bit
. Yes i'm a bit young for the cortina now still gonna keep it but i thought i would buy your old Ferrari as i know you wont be needing it any more as i hear your are due a retest, and at your age the percentage pass is low
Dont get me started on the wife, what sort of mate are you, now you offer to take her off my hands." WHERE WERE YOU TWENTY YEARS AGO WHEN I NEEDED YOU"
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| joehague | Aug 27 2007, 05:41 PM Post #28 |
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Happy birthday Nick.... Now i really feel old !! I look older than Nick and he has a full head of hair, and you are 9 years older. Just find a quite corner to feel sorry for myself..... Roll on the first game of the season... glad its billiards - i gained 5 points this season.. Not looking forward to Crumpsall snooker as playing Dave Lonsdale, and sods law I will give him 40+ start ,is not my idea of an easy opener... Yes Dave i know your a visitor to this prestigious site, Mines a pint of Lager(might as well order my losers pint now) Joe |
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| MarkP | Aug 28 2007, 12:08 PM Post #29 |
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A belated happy birthday Nick! Less of the bowls comments Maggers, it's a belting game and usually played near a bar (there's method in my madness.....) So, what's your handicap Joe? Could be crossing cues with you at some point this season and don't want to give you too much of a start
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| joehague | Aug 28 2007, 02:39 PM Post #30 |
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marky... thought you had all the handicaps... In someones infinite wisdom AKA DD, has put me -21 snooker... I can cope wth the -20 billiards - but am gonna struggle like hell with the snooker. realistically i think i am a -8 to -10 snooker and probably a -10 billiards..but we dont always get what we wish for, as i said, lots of free beer for me this season. Joe |
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| Chris West | Aug 28 2007, 10:28 PM Post #31 |
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Joe That is what I like to hear, you give me a start again at Snooker!!! Never mind though I have to give you a start at billiards!? As for Old Nick, sounds familiar that somehow i bet I'll be giving him a start again this season even at tiddlywinks if DD has his way?! (Nick have lost the rabbit's foot, think you pinched it again, but it doesn't stop me flukiing)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| joehague | Aug 29 2007, 09:07 AM Post #32 |
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Chris.. I knew what i liked about you....... f*** a** Only joking !, so its not only the start you get, you get the rub of the green also.. Was thinking of joining Whitefield this season, as i wanted to polish up on my 12 ball plants and my fluking skills from a great teacher and lucky b*****d Cheerz Joe |
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| Neversaydie | Aug 29 2007, 07:19 PM Post #33 |
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I think you're selling yourself a bit short Joe! I thought the object of playing any handicap sport was to keep improving and get to the lowest handicap you can just like in golf. So come on lets see more of you improving towards reducing your handicaps and give me a better chance
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