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| The Koala And Little Lizard | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 30 2007, 05:59 PM (178 Views) | |
| usonofabitch | Oct 30 2007, 05:59 PM Post #1 |
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The Koala and the Little Lizard A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past , looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?" ![]() The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." ![]() So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" ![]() So the koala looks down at him and says: ![]() "Fuuuu - k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!" :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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