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| A Few Gary Glitter Jokes 4 U | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 12 2008, 08:48 PM (210 Views) | |
| usonofabitch | Sep 12 2008, 08:48 PM Post #1 |
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Shocked by the news that Jade Goody has cancer ,Gary glitter has sent an emotional message to her on his release from prison. Dear Jade Sorry to hear your bad news, If ever you need a baby sitter..... ................................................................................................... Whats the difference between acne and gary glitter ?. Acne waits till your 13 before it comes on your face ................................................................................................... Bob geldoff, ozzy osbourne, and gary glitter onboard a ship that hits an iceberg. geldoff says save the kids ozzy says feck the kids glitter says have we got time ? ................................................................................................... apparently he tried to commit suicide last nite. he jumped of a boat at sea. the coast guard found him floating on a small boy ................................................................................................... they set up his release date apparently she was a 8yr old but looked 12 with make up on. ................................................................................................... i see on the day of his release gary glitter was stuck in limbo, at bankok airport. LIM BO said that ok he nice man he give me $20 ................................................................................................... i got told he wanted to get deported to TAMPA ................................................................................................... whats silver thirteen inches long & you wouldn't want to see it on your kids beds? one of gary glitters boots .................................................................................................. Apparently, Glitter wants cremating when he dies and his ashes putting in an Etch-a-Sketch...... so the kids can continue to play with him .................................................................................................. Haribo have announced record sales in Thailand, since the release of Gary Glitter. As a token of their appreciation, they have announced a special edition packet of sweets called Garybo. A spokesperson for the company said, "now every child can have a bit of Gary inside them." .................................................................................................. Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson are sitting on a park bench when a 13 year old girl walks past, Glitter says to Jackson ' I bet she was looker in her day!'................... ................................................................................................. gary glitter and his dad were sitting home bored one night ,,,, when his dad said i know we'l get a video..... gary said we'l get aladin............ his dad said no well get a video !!!!!!!......... ................................................................................................. gary glitter comes home from thailand he walks into his house and see's his wife packing he ask's where are you going she say's away from you since i found out that you are a pedofile gary say's thats a big word for a 10 year old |
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| usonofabitch | Sep 12 2008, 08:51 PM Post #2 |
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Glitter was asked at customs, "Anything to declare sir?,,,,,,,,"![]()
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