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20666
Topic Started: Thursday, 21. August 2014, 20:49 (3,989 Views)
Big King
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WELCOME MY PUPPETS! This RP is called 20666, and is based off of the murphy's law principle, anything that can go wrong, will. This RP has no rules on content, so do whatever. You final fate will be dictated by your choices and me however. SO ENJOY! FEAST! FOR SUFFERING FOLLOWS!


You all begin in the city of Mongol-Alpha, the capital of Mongolia in this alternate reality. You are all office workers for a generic corporation, but awake in your cubical to find no one there but you, what do you do, where do you go, HO HO! WE SHALL FIND OUT!


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I wish to get off Mr. Bone's Wild ride.
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shibewrath
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I walk to the kitchen, smelling some tasty meat tubes cooking.
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Hjorthorn
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(my fever-addled mind may yet have the capacity to at least post here)

"HGUGHUHUHUGHGHGH," I wheeze at the new man, bashing the pizza cutter into the wolf's head over and over again.
"If you want to eat, you'll need to help me beat!"
"Home is where I work, and I work everywhere." -Alfred Nobel
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"And beat I shall!" I exclaim, punching the wolf happily.
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Higglesjorn & GOrmfolds:

You happily beat the wolf until it is nothing more than a pile of fur and bones, the meat separated into another pile. The meat tubes appear cooked and ready for consumption.
I wish to get off Mr. Bone's Wild ride.
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shibewrath
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"Now that I've beaten, can I get to some meat tube eatin'?" I ask the man, ready to consume some succulent meat tubes.
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I look through a toolbox to see if I could make, or use the tools to fashion a sturdy weapon to keep on me out of computer parts, scrap metal, and junk lying around the offices. I clenched my fist as I try to see in the relative dark. The next bat that bit me was going to get one right in the face.
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Hjorthorn
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"We have slain the mighty horde, now it's time for our reward," I respond, opening the oven and putting on an oven mitt to extract the tubes. I salivate heavily and lick my lips, ready to get those spicy meat logs in my stomach.
"Home is where I work, and I work everywhere." -Alfred Nobel
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Big King
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Neutrino:
You find a rusty crowbar in the toolbox, but you hear the skittering sounds increase as you go through the abandoned phone call center. To your right, a window to the outside breaks as a water cooler tips over into the window. You see a swarm of spiders crawl out of a nearby vent, and you see shadows from the Manager's office.

Hijorgkzan & GARMMFOLD:
You swollow the mystery meat tubes, fulfilling your hunger. They taste horribly stale, much like the Burt Brand Pizza from before. You notice that the meat tubes were also Burt Brand.

Out the window, you see a water cooler fall by.
I wish to get off Mr. Bone's Wild ride.
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Hjorthorn
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"IT IS A SIGN, THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN!" I decree, pointing at the cooler. "It is time to ready ourselves for the coming struggle."

I began looking through drawers for a dough roller or knife or mop, something, anything better than a pizza cutter (which I hand to the other worker).
Edited by Hjorthorn, Tuesday, 19. May 2015, 09:40.
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I grasp the pizza utensil and brandish it. "WE MUST READY OURSELVES! WE WILL FIGHT THE MAILOPPRESSORS TOGETHER, FRIEND!"
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