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20666
Topic Started: Thursday, 21. August 2014, 20:49 (3,983 Views)
Big King
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WELCOME MY PUPPETS! This RP is called 20666, and is based off of the murphy's law principle, anything that can go wrong, will. This RP has no rules on content, so do whatever. You final fate will be dictated by your choices and me however. SO ENJOY! FEAST! FOR SUFFERING FOLLOWS!


You all begin in the city of Mongol-Alpha, the capital of Mongolia in this alternate reality. You are all office workers for a generic corporation, but awake in your cubical to find no one there but you, what do you do, where do you go, HO HO! WE SHALL FIND OUT!


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I wish to get off Mr. Bone's Wild ride.
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Hjorthorn
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a benevolent entity

"YOU'VE KILLED ME!" I scream, waving about my paralysed hand. "AAAAAAAAA!"
I slowly back up while continuing to scream, until I step into the meat grinder.
"CHAU WILL BE REBORN GLORIOUSLY!" I scream, over the sound of my bones snapping and ligaments tearing.
"Home is where I work, and I work everywhere." -Alfred Nobel
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Brielle-Rosetta-DeVann
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"Wahh!" I turn and crouch, fearing harm was coming my way. When nothing happened I stood up again. "Oh, hey..." I say embarrassed, "Sorry. I thought you might be someone dangerous."
If you want my best, you must give me time in return.
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Big King
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Hogsowwth
As you lose consciousness from the pain, the meat grinder sending chunks of you flying at your coworker, your employee regeneration program opens up on your vision.
"Employee due for rehiring, generating life-sack. Location for hire, top floor HR department."
A white light fills your vision before being replaced by the inside of an office ceiling. Your placenta coated body feels the ceiling tiles below you break, and you fall to the wet carpet of the first floor. Your newly created body screams involuntarily for a second before stopping, and a parakeet lands on your knee, eating some of the nourishing coating around you.

Spoink & BroilDiddle
You notice the ceiling tiles above you start to bend down, before a naked man coated in placenta slams down from the ceiling onto the floor, screaming.
I wish to get off Mr. Bone's Wild ride.
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TheTraveler
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horrible thing

I attempt to continue combating the mailman with the coffee mug, looking for any openings to slip past into the next room
make like the soviets and keep stalin
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shibewrath
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chief officer of the meme regulation board

I scream as the body-bits of my coworker cover me. I examine the meat grinder, hoping to ascertain it's purpose.
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Brielle-Rosetta-DeVann
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My eyes stare in shock. This place has gone to Discord.


"What is going on here? This makes no scene."

My mind is spinning. What's going to happen now?
If you want my best, you must give me time in return.
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Willard the Wise
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I cautiously approach the naked man, asking "hey, are you alright? What is that your covered in? and why were you in the ceiling? Please tell me what is going on!"
He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Big King
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TheTruggler
You slice a mailman with the cup, thick OIL shoots from him at high velocity as he screams.
Shribenwrack
The meat grinder grinds meat, and has prepared your friend into a pound of fresh grub ready for the grill.
Brielle-Rosettastone
The naked man flails around, splattering placenta on your face
Will the Wiz
the naked man does not respond, but flails and stands up suddenly, sending placenta directly into your eyes.
I wish to get off Mr. Bone's Wild ride.
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Hjorthorn
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a benevolent entity

"VINDICTATION FOR CHAU!" I scream, wiping placenta off myself and flinging it at the others. "I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN! WITNESS ME!"

I run across the floor to the stairwell, put on a fresh damp suit, and descend towards the mirror maze.
"Home is where I work, and I work everywhere." -Alfred Nobel
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I immediately run for the jungle. I had enough of this CURSED office.
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