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20666
Topic Started: Thursday, 21. August 2014, 20:49 (4,003 Views)
Big King
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WELCOME MY PUPPETS! This RP is called 20666, and is based off of the murphy's law principle, anything that can go wrong, will. This RP has no rules on content, so do whatever. You final fate will be dictated by your choices and me however. SO ENJOY! FEAST! FOR SUFFERING FOLLOWS!


You all begin in the city of Mongol-Alpha, the capital of Mongolia in this alternate reality. You are all office workers for a generic corporation, but awake in your cubical to find no one there but you, what do you do, where do you go, HO HO! WE SHALL FIND OUT!


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I wish to get off Mr. Bone's Wild ride.
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Welp, according to the excruciating pain in my hand I must of broken my pinkie... Oh well, walking past the security door and towards the stairwell I yell "you suck Gary!"
"but it was always the knives closest to the heart that drew the most blood"
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Hjorthorn
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I enter the employee lounge, taking a moment to bask in its glory, before tearing apart its contents in a desperate search for Burt Brand Pizza. A powerful hunger was beginning to consume me, one that could only be vanquished by the mighty Burt.
"Home is where I work, and I work everywhere." -Alfred Nobel
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Big King
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fleac oreng: Your screams are silenced by a wad of hardened snow hitting you in the face. A large clump of ice slowly makes it's way down your throat.

Clockwork: As countless containers of coffee creamer, coffee, and other items fall around you, the doors to the stuffed cabinets torn off, you see a box of Burt Brand Pizza, soaked with grease and shoved into a trashcan. This comes at a cost, however, as your hands now contain countless splinters.
I wish to get off Mr. Bone's Wild ride.
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Hjorthorn
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Confident that the pizza's cardboard-flavoured wonder and Burt's benevolent spirit would repair the damage to my hands, I slowly open the box. My hands tremble in agony as I lift what's left of the pizza to my mouth and shudder in sheer euphoria and ecstasy as I bite into the burnt stale crust and cold waxy cheese, savouring the flavour.
"Home is where I work, and I work everywhere." -Alfred Nobel
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Sarcastic: While the unknown chemicals of the pizza crust mildly relieve the pain in your hands, the splinters persist. The pizza, apparently pleasing to your tastes, numbs your mind with pure euphoria. You notice a plastic bag nearby that could be used to transport various items. The cheese on the pizza is noticeably plastic flavored, and the suspicious shine does not help.

Everyone else: The sounds of intense chewing and consuming seem to emanate from the stairwell, as more snow continues to blow in. You can start to see the sun coming up, a faint sliver of light on the edge of the abyss. The suns usually warm glow seems oddly blue.
I wish to get off Mr. Bone's Wild ride.
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I finish the slice and bellow "VINDICATION FOR CHAU!", raising my arms victoriously. I proceed to put the zip-lock bag in my pocket and search for glue or tape to armour my hands with. Splinters would certainly get in the way, and needed to be sequestered off from things that could anger them and cause me further suffering.
Edited by Hjorthorn, Monday, 1. September 2014, 21:02.
"Home is where I work, and I work everywhere." -Alfred Nobel
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Kek KiekinChu
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Just a Kekkin' Mess

John follows Jim... Looking desperately for a coffee machine, or maybe a cup of one. His exhausted state was not one he preferred.
I think there's a bug in the code...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I shake Neutrino and Max, trying to wake them up somehow or check for vital signs. Even though I was an Accountant, these First Aid skills didn't count for nothing.
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Hjorthorn
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"Would you care for some coffee?" I ask the other man in the room, as I wrap a hand in scotch tape. I quickly finish and wrap the other hand, picking it and plugging in a damaged coffee maker. I brew an entire pot of coffee, which smells old and burnt, and pick up the container of still-boiling pot by its handle and pour it on the man's feet with an eerie smile, before dropping the heavy pot on the stained, stemming shoes of the man.

"Mmmm," I say. "Just like my mother used to make."
"Home is where I work, and I work everywhere." -Alfred Nobel
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(autocorrect: my nemesis)
"Home is where I work, and I work everywhere." -Alfred Nobel
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