| Reboot: 2666; Get out of North Korea, get to the disbanded states of america | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Monday, 29. February 2016, 21:33 (385 Views) | |
| Big King | Monday, 29. February 2016, 21:33 Post #1 |
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Well, here you are. A lowly fish merchant in the now occupied North Korea. Should have had better luck being born, shouldn't you have? Now how are you going to become big in Hollywood? Not selling filthy fish, that's how. Welcome to 2666, the new revamped big blast of a time ready to tickle your pickle. ![]() The World is in shambles! What fun! South Korea has invaded and occupied the North The United States is split into five countries: West Side (Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Idaho, Hawaii) is very controlling of language and clean, but with a large movement of people who want the opposite. LA is an island where people who don't conform with the conservative ideals of the East Coast are sent. The South (Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Oklahoma, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio) has horrible trash and pollution problems, low education, large population, giant stores, and failing infrastructure. The "smartest" are elected automatically and the leader is a former pro wrestler The Union (Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, Washington D.C., West Virgina, Virgina, North Carlina, Michigan, Wisconsin) had a horrible economic breakdown, and controls the people through violence and satiating them with cool game shows. New york city is a giant prison. Florida is led by a mad king, and everyone is like the florida man twitter or old golfers, horrible flooding is happening constantly as the state sinks into the sea. The Old West (Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arizona, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, South & North Dakota, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas) Is a giant dust-bowl where people fight over water in gangs. There are large dust storms, and only a very weak central government. Cowboys, biker gangs, small towns, and desperados dominate the playing field. Aliens have visited the earth but were too stupid and gave out their technology, so they live in slums in Africa and Europe To make it big in this would, You have a few options. - Become an artist in the Kingdom of Florida! - Get rich selling precious OIL in the Confederate States of The South - Make it big in Hollywood in the People's Republic of West Side - Become a bandit in the Republic of the Old West - Start your own business in the Bustling Union |
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| TheTraveler | Monday, 29. February 2016, 21:52 Post #2 |
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Elmer Boy looks out upon the the blue sea, weary from his years of mundane fishing. "Boy." he says, tired. He turns to his young fishing compatriots. "This boy longs to rest his big arms." he mumbles, as he puts down his fishing pole. "Where can a fruit man get riches these days."
Edited by TheTraveler, Monday, 29. February 2016, 21:52.
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| Hjorthorn | Monday, 29. February 2016, 21:58 Post #3 |
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Chau. Ol' Joe Chau. That was his name. For years, he had put up with being a mere fisherman. But soon, that would all change. Ol' Joe Chau rotates his head violently towards his comrade, Elmer Boy, and screams. "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!" He tears the head off of his latest catch and squeezes out its eyes to eat, then chucks the corpse at the circling seagulls. |
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| TheTraveler | Monday, 29. February 2016, 22:04 Post #4 |
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"You sound gunched." Elmer responds with a wise tone. "Satisfy your hunger and rest."
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| Hjorthorn | Monday, 29. February 2016, 22:10 Post #5 |
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Ol' Joe Chau screams and kicks a bucket of fish at Elmer Boy. |
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| TheTraveler | Monday, 29. February 2016, 22:16 Post #6 |
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"AAHH!!" Elmer honks. "Calm yourself dullard! Fool!" he reprimands old Chau, beginning to clean the spilled bucket of fish. |
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| insidioussocks | Monday, 29. February 2016, 22:17 Post #7 |
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Dril had been sucking on the same big piece of bread for hours and hours , as he fished. His fellow fishermen were disturbing the peace. He attempted to save fish, to no avail, before his lust for fame and money struck. He beckons his fellow fishermen, stating he has a plan. He always has a plan. Dril attempts to row to shore and bellows to the next person he sees on shore. "please donate medicine to my boy son kim jong-un, who was assaulted by a fawn & became too sick to attend the royal korean spaghetti banquet." He will become rich through this plan. He knows it.
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| TheTraveler | Monday, 29. February 2016, 22:20 Post #8 |
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"Hee hee hoo ha. You jest, dril man." Elmer chuckles. "You take this boy for a simpleton? You've no son."
Edited by TheTraveler, Monday, 29. February 2016, 22:20.
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| insidioussocks | Monday, 29. February 2016, 22:27 Post #9 |
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"my 35 year old son is howling because he clogged the toilet without using any toilet paper again. the neighborhood despises my howling boy" Dril frowned slightly, pulling out a picture of Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un and another picture of his other sons Thursten and Gorst from his wallet. His pride and joy. |
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| Big King | Monday, 29. February 2016, 22:30 Post #10 |
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UPDATE #1 Dril Man/Elmer Boy/Ol' Chau While Elmer Boy struggles to clean up the slick fish Ol' Chau spilled, the man on the shore yells back, bringing in a crowd of nearby people. "Ah! He speaks of the sacred leader! The old one!" He turns and yells at the small boat. "Come here! Come to the shore! We like your offer!" Unbeknownst to you, the beggars on the shore are readying some clubs. |
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